Charlie sees a Beatle (in concert). What if Paul branched out and wrote a diss track? If Wil can't become Keanu Reeves, maybe he can befriend him? He shares the story of a time he saw him in a hotel. (side note, is TOFOP Wil's Dog Star? Charlie's insulted but acknowledges it could be true). A large chunk of the episode is then devoted to brainstorming how Wil could go back in time and create a series of coincidences (that aren't creepy) to allow him to become friends with Keanu. See TOFOP live at the Sydney Comedy Store: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  Fill out this survey and help us keep the podcast free, plus you'll go in the draw to win a $100 gift voucher: https://form.typeform.com/to/Gy82VLlz  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.