The Michael Flatley story continues — seriously, how did you not know that shortly after he comes off stage he needs to... cum off stage? Charlie explains the various descriptions for different stages of an erect penis and Wil tries to bring all religions together by coming up with a new set of shared core principles. TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie and Wil finally get the chance to pin down Five's official Australian tour DJ and ask all the burning behind-the-scenes questions about the seminal act. Andrew Levins (AKA DJ Levins) has served multiple tours with Five. Hear about why one member only eats baked beans. And the thing Levins said on the first day immediately made them dislike him. Plus: why did Wil Anderson tackle a member of Sister 2 Sister? Listen to Levins' podcast Hey Fam! https://podfollow.com/1012201056  Follow...

After a quick discussion about coughing in public and how about 80% of Australians aren't up to date with their COVID-19 vaccines (remember that thing?), Wil shares a gushing review about his favourite film franchise of all time. Charlie backs it up. He says you could screenshot any part of the film and it analyse how it adds to the story. Somehow this leads to Michael Flatley, sex addiction, and gerbils. SYDNEY live show tickets:...

Why kiwis (the bird) trigger Charlie, the time he got the flop sweats (at the worst possible time), and how he was royally stitched up while filming an episode of Getaway (it's a juicy one!). All that and more when Charlie joins Urzila Carlson on her podcast, That's Enough Already. Follow That's Enough Already to hear more: https://podfollow.com/1553718256  Follow Urzila on Instagram and twitter: @urzilacarlson  Urzila is touring Australia & NZ. Get tickets:...

Wil and Charlie investigate a TV series about Batman's butler, which is unintuitively titled, 'Pennyworth'. After they both agree it sounds horrible, Charlie attempts to share footage of his run-in with an old enemy. This leads to an extended hypothetical about what Wil would do if he obtained footage of Charlie dying. And then a more practical idea; how Charlie's disappearance could be effectively monetised. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See...

In the final instalment, our resident teenage Norwegian takes us inside a Princess' 19th birthday party. Wil and Charlie try and invite themselves to a future gathering (not in a creepy way) but Elias isn't buying it. We then hear about a misadventure on a hunting trip. And if human slingshots aren't your thing then maybe you could try the homemade bungee? It's just another day in the wild world of our guitar-shredding hero and his extended family. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP...

The boys are back in town and coming in HOT with the true story of a canceled FOFOP episode. The full ep will be available soon, once we find it. Plus, Charlie gets glasses and it prompts a question about when/if our eyes continue to grow. Ryan Reynolds is cited. One of the hosts then shares their review of the new Barbie movie which sparks a top 10 countdown of the highest-grossing comedy movies of the past decade. Ryan Reynolds is cited again. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP...

More Scandinavian tall and true (and big) stories from teenage punk, Elias Vistven. This time: Elias' dad runs into logistical problems when he tries to buy an elephant, the not-so-traditional game of 'wheelbarrow chicken', and the unusual trick to save money when buying a headstone. All of this and more when Charlie and Wil take you to Norway. Theme music by Elias' band, Sundconcious: https://www.instagram.com/sundconscious/  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe:...

Wil Anderson in conversation with the extraordinarily funny, Urzila Carlson for her podcast, That's Enough Already. Hear about Wil's coffee addiction (and why it annoys his sister's dog), one of the most uncomfortable things to happen to Wil while on stage, and Urzila's run in with the cops. Listen to That's Enough Already: https://podfollow.com/1553718256  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Elias Vistven, the guitar-shredding, Norweigan teenager who also happens to be a massive fan of TOFOP. He first wrote in to share the story of the biggest horse in Norway. That sparked ongoing correspondence about the life and times of Elias and his world-dominating extended family. Now, after all these years, and countless emails, Wil and Charlie come to face to face with the young man who has given us so many laughs. And all they ask is one thing: can you make us laugh some...

Charlie is joined by producer, Mike III, to relive some of the funniest moments from TOFOP so far this year. This is a high-octane journey through the past six months of this podcast, with stopovers at anecdotes like; reused condoms, cheating ghosts, and the genius of Buckethead. Also, we finally answer some of the biggest questions the duo has wrestled with, including; is it OK to give alcohol to toddlers?, is 'Halloween' a Halloween movie?, and what's the one thing Meatloaf refuses to do...

PART ONE: The Horse Who Lived. All August, Wil and Charlie are taking you to Norway to experience the wild world of teenage punk, Elias Vistven. When it comes to outrageous Norwegian stories, it turns out giant waterslides and human slingshots are the tip of the iceberg. Before we hear from Elias himself, Wil and Charlie recap the incredible story so far that began several years ago with an email and a gigantic horse. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe:...

It was their own fault. Mentioning the term 'death on a dick' proved too irresistible for show artist and legend, James Fosdike (AKA Foz) to draw. Enter Charlie 'censorship' Clausen. He's worried potential sponsors won't like an illustration of a giant, detailed penis. This episode documents the fallout of what happened next. Deals are done, and the transcript of a WhatsApp message thread is read aloud. In the end, it's what wasn't said, and who didn't say it that threatens the future of...

Ah geez, it's hard not to think we won the series 5-0, isn't it? Adam Spencer joins Wil one last time to wrap up an incredibly entertaining Ashes. The result sparks big questions about Australian cricket, including this one: why can't cricket be longer? Turns out the worst days of the series were the ones we weren't playing. We can fix that. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ENCORE: Patrick Brammall and Harriet Dyer have just won three f*cking logies for their hilarious series, Colin From Accounts (Binge). Charlie caught up with the pair in December 2022, just as the show was premiering and the couple were making their way back to Australia for the holidays. To celebrate the win, we thought we'd revisit this episode (originally published to the FOFOP feed) where they run through some of the details about the making of Colin From Accounts. Patreon, merch, and...

Wil's blinding, light-filled home leads to a discussion about Manfred Mann and his (sometimes) Earth Band, as well as the many meanings of the word "deuce". A run-in at the public laundrette has Charlie questioning washer/dryer etiquette and the Netflix WHAM! documentary is a reminder of just how good George Michael was. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hughesy joins Wil to celebrate Australia retaining the Ashes, in possibly the best/worst way possible — a washout. Meanwhile, England thinks they should be winning the series 4-0, but the reality is they didn't. If only England could focus on spinning the ball as much as they try to spin the narrative, they might win more games. Seriously, the mental gymnastics of these sooks is as annoying as it is stupid. See Hughesy live:...

Charlie reviews the Brisbane performance of Disney On Ice. Wil feels it was a missed opportunity not to incorporate Frozen within the premise of why all the Disney characters were on the ice in the first place. A lyric breakdown of The Cure's, Lullaby, and the crossover between goths and comic books. Also, the number of listeners named 'Mike' is revealed. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AUSTRALIAN MEN'S CRICKET SELECTORS, TAKE NOTE! Peter Helliar and Wil Anderson have cracked the code that will unlock Australia's ultimate test team and bring home the Ashes. Warner is out, 'the big show' is in, and more. Pete was actually at the Lord's test — he shares what it was like to be amongst it and why he hangs on every ball. Old Trafford is next — will Australia seal the deal? Will it go down to the wire in the fifth? Will it rain and be a washout? Only time (and hopefully Glen...

In 2010 on this podcast, Charlie asked Wil what a bidet is — 13 years later he assures us he knows but we can't be sure. Both hosts venture to the cinema. Charlie shares his take on the new Flash, which includes cameo appearances by stars from decades past. One of these is Gal Gadot. Both Wil and Charlie can't seem to get over the cringe 'Imagine' video she made at the start of the pandemic. They then acknowledge the irony of canceling Gal for a well-intentioned (albeit ill-informed) social...

England have wrestled their way back into the series in Headingley. The loss forces Australia to ask some uncomfortable questions. Has Marsh demanded another call-up after an incredible century? Has Warner had his big final moment? And a bigger question, has Australia’s Ashes chances gone to shit now that Nathan Lyon is out? Follow Adam Zwar on twitter: https://twitter.com/adamzwar See Wil live: https://comedy.com.au/tour/wil-anderson-2023/  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP...

After a quick brainstorm regarding TOFOP-branded men’s leggings, Charlie shares a list of some of the most controversial psychological experiments. The list involves orphans, a baby named ‘Albert’, and your Facebook feed. The mailbag sparks an interesting question: among TOFOP listeners, what is the most common name? We're exploring this one name at a time, starting with 'MIKE'. If your name is Mike (or any variation of Michael) please fill out this form, subject line ‘I’m Mike’...

With help from a blue dog and some riveting test matches, Charlie Clausen wakes up from a 25-year cricket coma. He joins Wil to discover advancements in the game including review systems, stump mics, and New Balance sponsorship deals. Once Charlie's up to speed the pair recap the second Ashes test at Lords, and boy was it a doozy. Controversy, drama, and the 'spirit of the game' come into play, in a contest that could have gone either way. What matters though, is that Australia won and...

Charlie's joined by Chaser alumni and broadcaster, Chris Taylor. They're together to chat about Chris' new podcast Birth, Baby & Beyond but the conversation goes down a rabbit hole around faith and religion. The pair share anecdotes about their run-ins with Scientology and the nature of faith. The topic of spirituality inevitably leads to death which organically segues to birth and — the reason Chris is here today — to discuss his podcast for new parents, Birth, Baby & Beyond. Listen...

Hi, it's Mike the third here. I usually write these little blurbs but I wanted to break the format today to share a personal story. When I was a kid, there was a thing called the Sydney Water Crisis. Basically, some people got sick because the water was dodgy. We were only allowed to drink water that had been boiled. I was a human child and fast access to water was important to me (still is) so naturally, I was like f**k that and drank the water anyway. I got really sick and Mum asked if it...