Happy New Year! We’re flying into 2024 with a full analysis of Xmas and New Year festivities! As always, we see the world a little different from others, so check out what we made of the holidays season! Plus there’s a storm across the UK which isn’t to be mistaken with the wind coming from one of us! Hit play and enjoy! 

Who says the Brownload is just nonsense? Who says it’s just three guys talking about silly stuff!? We are so much more than that! It’s the home of facts! So welcome to this special episode which is all the best “things we learnt” over 2023! Perfect for dropping into conversation with your friends and family over the holidays! This podcast will officially make you smarter! Hit play and enjoy!

Tis the season to be jolly! But Kej turned up at my house on a mission to offend everyone! And he was successful! Sach is annoyed at Christmas (did you really expect anything else?) and in trying to do my bit on being a happy, supportive, festive father! But it’s hard when ur Mrs books random things for everyone to do as a family! Merry Xmas you beautiful Brownloaders - Enjoy the podcast!

It’s been an action packed week! Despite illnesses including the flu & Covid… We’ve soldiered on through our social and working requirements! But now, we’re sharing our pain with you lot: our lovely Brownloaders! There was the party for Zoya Akhtars’ The Archies, my solo comedy show, Kej and Sach at their staff Xmas party, the Brownload 5th Birthday party, quiz nights, tv shows and more!

What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wembley Arena show but had some ticket issues! I upset some dancers in my attempt to be funny, we’re all feeling freezing cold and it’s time to put your Xmas tree up! You done yours?  For all those coming to our 5th birthday party - the details are: Namaste Lounge on Friday 8th December from 10pm (DM the...

Big up Kingfisher for this one! Are you like us? Is there certain food you won’t order in a restaurant cos “you can make it at home cheaper”? Kej and Sach have been at a Diwali event held at Lords cricket ground… well technically Sach went to two parties that night - You’ll soon find out how! There’s naan issues, squid games and benefits to all our used pakora oil !! If you haven’t already, check out the Brownload Instagram for funny videos of the podcast and all our upcoming events!...

What a week! Some of the encounters with people I met just had to be shared in this episode! Plus wise-man Sach is back from Dubai bearing gifts! David Beckham was in India for the cricket while Kej watched it with an annoying uncle!  Don't forget about our 5th birthday celebrations on the 8th of December - Slide into our Instagram DMs or email ([email protected]) to get on the guest list! 

The rockets and fireworks were all out this weekend! Anyone else notice that Diwali had more pataka action than 5th November!? Today we’re chatting about a new pop up Desi radio station from Virgin, Santas grotto, ice skating and Xmas food vs Diwali food! All of this coming your way when hit play!

Happy Diwali! The snacks are out along with the Kingfisher beers!  We all brought a dish… well sort of! I made paneer, Sach brought homemade spring rolls and Kej brought something that definitely lacked crunch! Plus we’re talking about fireworks night, swearing in public, and the Kings speech! Crack open a cold one and enjoy!

Another packed Brownload coming your way! We’re talking about our 5th birthday party, which is happening very soon alongside the big Tyson Fury fight and the London Indian film festival! I was watching a film there with Paul Chowdhary… Let’s just say it didn’t go to plan! And find out what Kej was doing when he hurt his back in the bathroom!

What a week! I’ve been celebrating the legends behind Goodness Gracious Me while Kej has been witnessing a musical icon at her very best and Sach has got a new found love for a Gujarati queen! Plus pumpkin picking is surely the biggest scam going!! Enjoy the podcast and don’t forget to put the 8th December in your diaries for the Brownload's 5th birthday party at Namaste Lounge! It’s free entry on guest-list - (email your names to [email protected]) Don’t worry, Kej will not be on the...

Happy Navratri folks… Guess who’s getting ready to polish their dandiya? And… Guess who’s in a bad mood cos he’s tired from Dj’ing? And and and… Guess who’s come up with a new way of playing Guess who? Plus we’re talking about the weekend of sporting activities along with how a simple hum of a tune can make you feel good! Hit play and let the Brownload feel good factor flow!

Who would have thought the passport office could provide so much drama for Sach! Kej is schmoozing with the Scherzinger - Which led me to confess something I once said about her! We’re talking about KFC’s new fries, Heinz Desi baked beans and what is a Guppa (as in Gol!)    Enjoy the podcast … maybe with a cold Kingfisher beer! Get 15% off your first order at wanderlustdrinkscompany.com and type in the code: “Brownload” at the checkout. 

Dj Emirates … I mean, Dj Sachy is in Dubai (again!) so we’re all online for this one! Find out what I thought of 50 Cent in Amsterdam last week and also why a picture of Kej was being passed around on social media - Something smells dodgy to me! There’s celebrity friends, the best breads in the world and the pressures on to deliver top notch “things we’ve learnt”!

Fresh out the van and into the Brownload fire! I’ve been grafting around London with a narrow miss from some drama … meanwhile Sach and I are still doing our victory parade following the weekends “Shine Walk” for Cancer Research. Kej’s got news about the little joys in life that make us feel good (like having a kingfisher beer!) and what age we actually become adults (and it aint 18!)

This one was recorded infront of a live audience in Kings Cross, London! What a great crowd! We absolutely love doing the podcast with all the noise and rabble from our Brownloaders! We’re discussing the new indian iPhone as well Aliens in Mexico and Greggs’ new menu!

We just had the hottest day of the year so far in September! How did that happen? We all dealt with the heat in our own way! Sach was moaning, I was sweating and Kej was leaving us drunk voicenotes! Plus we’re talking about the big news this week that a prisoner escaped from jail and waiters asking restaurant go-ers to clean up their own kids’ mess! Loads going on in this weeks podcast - so hurry up and get listening!

Yeah, we’re just three guys reflecting our “British Bharatian" roots!  Really? India is changing its name? We had to discuss that, plus Sachin is actually happy about the customer service he received from Sky and Kej and I were the only Desis on the beach and in the park! It felt weird! And we’re talking heatwave, comfy crocs and the things we’ve watched and learnt! It’s a goodun!    Also - just wanna say Happy Birthday to our boy Sach who’s 36 today! Have a great one you absolute legend!

This one felt jam packed! It always happens after we’ve not seen each other in a while... It’s like we’ve got TOO much to say to each other! We’re all back fresh from holidays and time off, talking about travels, India’s moon landings and the future of Pizza Hut!

Back together, sort of! Kej has been in Portugal, I’m still in Canada and Sach is holding it all together back in the UK! We’re talking about all the things we’ve seen on our travels, as well as the Adnan Sami concert and the rising costs of cheese slices!

Simon Sandhu (my cousin brother) sits in on the podcast instead of Kej! So we were allowed (by my wife) to record this episode INSIDE the house! What a treat to sit at the kitchen table again and talk about weddings, how loud the music is (I know … we’re getting old!) and my generosity with a homeless person backfiring on me! Enjoy the Kej free podcast!

Someone’s suddenly got into Barbie! I’m not saying who, but it’s the one that jumps on every band wagon going! Sach has got news about how an airline dealt with hungry passengers when they realised all their in-flight meals were off! We’re also talking weddings, 2000 year old curries and the top 25 TV shows ever!

We’re all over the place … maybe it’s because the weather can’t make its mind up, maybe it’s the B.O I’ve been exposed to, Kej’s Mums dhokla or Sach getting bad breath forced into his face! We’re also discussing Twitter's new name and we’ve got a competition to give away Adnan Sami tickets for Leeds, London and Birmingham this August 11th, 12th & 13th. Check out the Brownload on Instagram to enter now before it too late!

I was Macaulay Culkin this weekend and didn’t know what to do with myself! The weather was changing its mind more than I do in a buffet queue and there’s a new Wimbledon mens champion who’s just a baby! So that got us thinking … what had we achieved by the age of 20? Plus Sach has got news of a new way of travelling to Japan and Kej doesn’t want any surprises on his restaurant bill : 8 dollar band chor! It’ll all make sense when you hear the episode!

What is Threads? Well, luckily for all of us, the social media bandwagoner (Kej) has clearly invented the new online platform and is therefore in full endorsement mode as he explains how great it is! Sach and I aren’t convinced! Maybe I was feeling negative after my first comedy walk out (that’s right … two audience members left half way thru my show !) Also, 50 Cent is going to India later this year and Sach has got a little remix he could try singing!