A bunch of things from high school we don't want our kids to partake in, a list of the most annoying phrases you hear around the office, whether or not chili is a soup, and the origins of the name "Touching Base," and an explanation for why Dave and Dillon have never seen 'Hardball.' (5:25) Why...

Micah is rattled because his Monday started with a series of peculiar events, a 'Worst Weekend' story that highlights the dangers of partying with college girls, and a bunch of movies we want to see remade (including Braveheart, The Sandlot, and Mighty Ducks). (2:15) Micah is RATTLED (11:20)...

Listener Voicemails ranging from graduating from dating apps to dating websites, Mike Tyson fighting gorillas, the best beer we've ever had, why taking photos with your significant other sucks, underrated Instagram follows, and an F/Marry/Kill (you know, for old time's sake). Follow on...