Lots to get through in this ep - she's bloody jammed packed! Firstly, Ash's haemorrhoids are back and he's shittng out leaves. We've launched the world's (unofficial) sexiest calendar - Choreplay 2024. Entering the calendar industry hasn't been smooth sailing e.g we left it bloody late to get them printed before Christmas, printed prices are at an all time high and being sexy for 12 photos is exhausting. Good news is that there's still a few left online if you want to be slightly aroused. Matt gets to the bottom of why Ash hates Christmas and pin points it down to the fact that he never had a Christmas tree as a child. Also, Macy has just started assaulting all members of the house (mostly Oscar). We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions: Ash - is it difficult sending Oscar to two different daycares with friends and routine? Is having kids expensive and does it get any better? We also have a discount code 'twodotingdads' for Budgy Smuggler, which will get you 20% off at the checkout! Follow @twodotingdads on Instagram here. Or slide into our DM's with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.