Have you ever wanted to pop out of your own left boob that has been meticulously crafted into a delicious cake that sprays champagne out of the nipple at a drag/BOO-zy brunch where we all share ghost stories? Well… you’re in LUCK… one day, in the future (date not yet picked nor planned or anything beyond a wild conversation about it), you will be able to. Maybe.  You can’t trust our planning abilities, and to be honest, we can’t trust much this week. One listener babysat three kids and a bad man who slammed doors, another was plagued by a shadow figure family like Corinne’s mudroom family,  Hopefully we can trust Punxsutawney Phil who told us that spring is coming early… in Phil we trust…  Jezmina’s podcast: Romanistan  This episode is sponsored by Fast Growing Trees, Dipsea, Lume Deodorant, and Rocket Money. Fast Growing Trees makes it easy to order online and your plants are shipped directly to your door in 1-2 days. Listeners to our show get an additional 15% off their first purchase when using the code TGOG at checkout. Fast-Growing-Trees.com Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, spicy audio stories. For listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/TGOG. Lume is a whole body deodorant that is seriously safe to use anywhere on your body. Use code TGOG for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so that you can grow your savings. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/TGOG  If you enjoy our show, please consider joining our Patreon, rating and reviewing on iTunes & Spotify and following us on social media! Youtube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and Discord. Edited and produced by Jaimi Ryan, original music by Arms Akimbo! Disclaimer: the use of white sage and smudging is a closed practice. If you’re looking to cleanse your space, here are some great alternatives!