Episodes
Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​. We are back with another packed episode, we start by discussing the start of the new school year, and our roles in school before moving on to motivational songs that get us in the zone, poor design flaws of the human body, more hilarious lines uttered by your students and a couple of school scandals.  Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here:...
Published 09/14/23
It is the start of a brand new academic year which means a brand new series of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast. We catch up with everything we've been doing over summer, Mr P gives his thoughts on the Ed Sec's f****** good job with RAAC, we share some of your unfortunate INSET days, have some funny Os and share some of the best lines your students have ever uttered.  ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an...
Published 09/07/23
Join us for the last episode of the academic year and the last episode of the season and it is a packed one. We talk through our plans for the summer, our tips for switching off, the confusion around the pay offer, we have another cracking dilemma, some hilarious end-of-year gifts and some funny and juicy end-of-term party stories! ​ Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our...
Published 07/19/23
Join us for this week's episode where the Two Mr Ps talk about heading towards the summer break, Mr P talks about his night at the Harper Collins summer party and The Other Mr P discusses his end-of-year party mishaps. We have a couple of dilemmas discussing teachers who take cheap shots at colleagues who are striking and parents who want a male 'role model' alongside some more of your funny Os and foot-in-mouth cringe stories. ​ Make sure you share your...
Published 07/14/23
Join us for this week's episode where the Two Mr Ps talk about their interview on Radio 2, Mr P's travelling mishaps and attending the first secondary school parents evening for his kids.  There is then stories of the ridiculous things you've done when tired, another interesting dilemma, some disgusting stories followed by a ranking of the worst bodily fluids you have to deal with as a teacher.  Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions...
Published 07/06/23
It is another packed full episode as the Two Mr Ps discuss Glastonbury and what their dream lineups would be, discuss why anyone would bother trying to look at the titanic which turns into a chat about their biggest phobias and Mr P shares an AI practical joke he played on his mate after his weekend at Center Parcs. We have another dilemma that we hope not many other teachers can relate to, some more of your confessions, accidental innuendos and a wonderful foot in mouth moment from a...
Published 06/27/23
We're back for a new episode after a longer break than we anticipated which we discuss on the episode. The Two Mr Ps couldn't have had a more different half-term break but after the catch-up, we discuss using AI for report writing, more strikes on the way and whether the Other Mr P has tried some of the most random concoctions Iceland has to offer.   We also have another dilemma which sparks a discussion about why this time of year is like a transfer deadline day or X Factor. We have some...
Published 06/22/23
In this final episode before our half-term hiatus, the Two Mr Ps bring you a jam-packed show full of humor, rants, and real-life anecdotes. We kick off the episode with the Two Mr Ps venting about the trials and tribulations of family life. From the dreaded sound of their partners shouting their names to the constant bickering of their kids, no topic is off-limits. The Other Mr P even shares his extensive list of household chores, while both lament about how their own parents often undermine...
Published 05/24/23
In this episode, it has been a long time but we hear from the legend that is Nana Maureen. The Other Mr P gives himself a nickname, Mr P talk through his extension problems and the Two Mr Ps discuss their favourite boy bands. We have a non-school related dilemma that the Two Mr Ps try to help solve, before sharing some more teacher burns and funny answers to questions asked in class. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 Tickets are now...
Published 05/18/23
It is SATs week and for the first time in a long time, Mr P isn't ranting, he can't possible moan any more. Instead we talk all things Corrie-bobs, share how much we hate wet play, the Other Mr P shares some teacher burns, Mr P shares some rather unique and interesting names of students you have taught and we introduce a new features - solving your dilemmas. If you have a dilemma that the Two Mr Ps can help solve, whether it is school related or not, do let us know. Make sure you share your...
Published 05/12/23
We're back with another packed episode. The Two Mr Ps discuss things that quietly disappeared without anyone noticing. The Other Mr P shares some of the worst things people have seen on a night out. We also have more of your hilarious stories which will have you looking at your school site manager a little differently! Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR AND HAVE ADDED MORE DATES IN GLASGOW AND NORWICH! Tickets are now...
Published 05/03/23
We're back with another packed episode. This episode comes with a bit of a language warning. Mr P talks about his son's rugby victories, the Other Mr P talks about his Buble concert. We also have some hilarious misspellings, funny misunderstandings from students, more of your hilarious stories and finish on an unfortunate upload to a staff WhatsApp group. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR AND HAVE ADDED MORE DATES IN...
Published 04/26/23
It is the start of the summer term so we're back after the Easter break. We catch up on what we got up to over the break. We share some words that have lost all meaning, some funny and unusual accident book entries, the Other Mr P has some Massive Os and we share some more of your confessions. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR AND HAVE ADDED MORE DATES IN GLASGOW AND NORWICH! Tickets are now available for all our...
Published 04/18/23
It is the last episode of the spring term before the Easter break and we have some of your teaching icks and in the process Mr P creates a new name for all the amazing TAs in school. We share some of your hilarious teacher tired stories and other stories you've shared with us through the website. We will be back after the Easter break so we hope you all have a lovely and restful couple of weeks.  Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING...
Published 03/27/23
We start this episode reflecting on a devastating week in the education world with the heartbreaking passing of Ruth Perry. We hope through the episode we can provide some light relief after what has been a tough week for some many. We share some more disgusting stories, embarrassing mishaps, the impact modern tech is having on our pupils in how the address teachers and some more of your funny stories. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE...
Published 03/22/23
We're back with a brand-new episode. We talk all things World Book Day, we have some embarrassing tales, we discuss Roald Dahl books being rewritten, Mr P's Rugby Tour and have one of the most disgusting tales we've every heard. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​ Follow Mr P...
Published 03/13/23
We're back for Spring 2 with a brand-new episode. We kick off with one of the best and most excruciatingly cringe dating story before catching up on the half term break. We discuss Mr P being a cringy Dad, how there's never a positive representation of a step-dad in film, the Other Mr P shows his lack of geography knowledge and as it is that time of the year we have some of your hilarious Parents Evening stories. Make sure you share your...
Published 02/28/23
It is a Valentine's Special on the Pod this week with the Two Mr Ps sharing some of your cringy, embarrassing and hilarious dating stories. Just a warning some of the stories are a little rude but hopefully, they give you a giggle. There will be no episode next week as it is half term so we will be back the week after. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in...
Published 02/13/23
In this episode, Mr P shares some of the most brutal sibling rivalry stories, we discuss the worst human invention, Mr P talks about his interview on Lorraine about the strikes in the same week as getting the weirdest sponsorship request that proves Mr P's point that teachers are constantly gaslit by the gov. We have some brilliant stories including one of the most epic poo stories that left us both laughing hysterically. WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our...
Published 02/06/23
It is finally the end of January! In this episode, Mr P shares his frustrations at some schools not supporting teachers who are striking, the Other Mr P has a new found love in Nik Nak chicken. We share some more accidental innuendos, an unfortunate misspelling that led to a letter home to parents, some awkward stories and other hilarious mishaps. WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live Follow Mr P...
Published 01/31/23
It is still January but we're back with another episode to hopefully help you through. In this episode, Mr. P demonstrates his versatility with a variety of accents, shares useful insights he found on Twitter, and advises against reading the comments section of news articles about teacher strikes. Additionally, The Other Mr. P shares some amusing Facebook posts and we have a collection of entertaining stories from our listeners. WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our...
Published 01/23/23
We are back with another packed episode to help you get through the longest month of the year! In this episode, Mr P shares the disappointing news about the NASUWT ballot results, discuss the latest article that suggests a third of teachers who have qualified since 2010 have left the teaching profession, explain the real-term pay cut for staff through Freddos, Mr P shares a new tech tool that has the potential to save teachers loads of time, the Other Mr P has some funny alternative names for...
Published 01/16/23
Welcome to the first episode of 2023. In this episode, we catch up on what we've been up to during the break, share our new year's resolutions, and discuss the top news stories of the past few weeks. We also express our admiration for the NHS, comment on the recent developments involving Prince Harry and the Royal Family, and that Greta Thunberg is an utter legend. Despite the news being heavy, we aim to lighten the mood by sharing some amusing posts from local Facebook groups and sharing...
Published 01/11/23
🌟BIG ANNOUNCEMENT🌟 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets on sale on Friday 16th December at 2mrpspodcast.com/live It is the last episode of 2022 and a festive special. We've got some hilarious nativity mishaps, weird Christmas presents for teachers, Christmas party confessions and a special catch-up with the legend Nana Maureen before her big 90th birthday. We want to say a massive thank you for everyone's support over the past year, from listening to the episodes to buying the books and joining...
Published 12/14/22
We want your Christmas related stories for the Christmas special next week so any funny nativity mishaps, Christmas party confessions or unusual presents, let us know. In this episode, we talk about the difference between Jude Bellingham at 19 and the other Mr P at 19, we have more funny nicknames, some awkward places to meet parents, unusual parent requests and argue that sometimes it is ok for a teacher to sit down during a lesson. 🌟VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT COMING FRIDAY 9th DECEMBER🌟 Make...
Published 12/05/22