Welcome to a thrilling episode of the Dirty Lie podcast where we unveil surprising and eyebrow-raising facets of Canadian history. From notorious political figures to strange duel traditions, and shockingly misguided military tactics, join us alongside our zealous Toronto-based Koj as we delve into some tantalizing yet lesser-known episodes of the Canadian past. Uncover the controversial persona of Sir John A McDonald, Canada's first prime minister. Known for his wild antics fueled by alcoholism, his character and conduct unforgettably marked the early years of the Canadian Confederation but did not deter his crucial role in forging the national constitution. This narrative challenges ingrained stereotypes and showcases how historical figures can possess an intriguing mix of strengths and weaknesses. Our chronicle moves onward to recount the 1808 duel between Monsieur de Grand and Monsieur le Peak, introducing a whimsical element of nakedness and highlighting the unique elements of the gentleman duel culture. We then steer the conversation towards a darker chapter of the late 50s and early 60s. Exploring the disturbing invention of the "fruit machine", we dive into a period where the fear of homosexuality was exploited and weaponized by the Canadian military, highlighting the evolution of societal norms. Engross yourself in this captivating podcast, led by the dynamic team of Dez and Koj. Compiled with a vibrant mix of absurdity, surprise and questioning, this episode guarantees an enlightening plunge into the quirks of Canadian history.