We’ve cleaned up our act for Series 3. Ethan the naked cleaner joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox, sharing how to avoid bleach near your bits, hoarders’ houses and the worst fluid/surface combo to clean. Thanks to Alex for sharing a story of what could have been… We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us [email protected] *for the backstory on the milking machine listen to Master Dom’s episode in Season 1

We’re warming up for Series 3, with loads more of your hilarious tales of sexual fail. We’re still recording the series, so if you’d like to send us a story email us! [email protected]

Jack Ladd has written an erotic tale of Alix and Riyadh. Could this happen IRL? You’ll have to wait for Series 3 to find out. We’ll be back in early 2019. In the meantime, if you have a hilarious (real life) tale of sexual fail let us know – [email protected]

Relax in the afterglow of the epic session that was Series 2. Alix and Riyadh show each other their favourite bits – featuring Jason Dorito, the hidden condom, where Barbie was and more. If you only listen to one episode make it this one. Thanks to all the anons for sharing stories this series! If you have a hilarious tale of sexual fail for Series 3 let us know – [email protected]

Warning: contains explicit punograpy. The real 360 annual appraisal, Channing Tatum’s journey from stripper to fawn and what your barista is really doing in the stockroom… comedian Samantha Baines reads your stories of sex going wrong at work, and Riyadh finally breaks the seal and becomes a pundamentalist.

There’s a fine line that we obviously crossed so you didn’t have to. Erotic writer Jack Ladd discusses throuples, double penetration and sub-spacing.

Broken lipsticks, iron bedframes and eye surgery… when things aren’t what they seem. Comedian Brennan Reece reads your stories and discovers during the recording that he likes nipples.

Warming up, getting hot, the storm before the calm… just don’t call it foreplay; Alix explains why she doesn’t like the word. Plus your stories of licking, kissing, farting and, er, inappropriately timed blood and Little Britain. Fern Brady reads your stories

Cruising on a family holiday, how to self-pleasure while sharing a room and a disastrous encounter with the army; Malta’s first comedy drag queen Chucky Bartolo aka Tolqueen helps Alix and Riyadh read your stories. Alix shares stories from Japan’s largest sex store and Riyadh reveals his passion for aviation. Recorded live in Malta.

Rogue toenails, over friendly dogs and awful advice from mums all feature in our Sloppy Seconds tales this week, mopping up the best stories on previous themes. Marvin from 1Xtra’s 3 Shots of Tequila reads your stories and reveals some of his own surprising habits.

Comedian Olga Koch joins Alix & Riyadh to talk sex shops including numerous tales from sales assistants on the frontline

Comedian Sarah Keyworth joins Alix & Riyadh to talk about all the scoffing and boffing! When playing with food goes either completely right of completely wrong.

Comedian Harriet Kemsley helps Alix and Riyadh read the worst sex tips you’ve ever been given, from ginger to plastic bags…

Adam Rowe wangs on about dongs with Alix and Riyadh, reading your stories of penis pleasure and pain… From Barbies and banjos.

Wipe down your walls and grab a towel, the vagina episode is here! Kemah Bob is IUD AF. Thanks to all the anons for sharing your stories!

From badly copied porn to mis-sent sexts, Lou Sanders reads your stories of tech crashing your sex life.

The scents that get you horny and the stinks that turn you off. Comedian Lauren Pattison gets up close and personal with bodily smells and makes a call to answer a rather intimate question.

From saunas to cars, your tales of doing it outside the bedroom. With film director Desiree Akhavan on sex parties, sploshing and cake farts!

Unexpected Fluids returns, bigger and wetter than ever live from Edinburgh! With Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, Larry Dean and your stories of an inflatable whale, Mr Blobby and vomit.

Love Island's Samira on hiding mics on set, queefs and sex myths you used to believe. Much to Riyadh's disappointment Alix debunks the most far-fetched urban myth she's ever heard

From shower gel to pregnancy, comedians Norris & Parker tell your tales of kinks gone wrong. A listener caught in a hogtie prompts the biggest, weirdest tangent of the series...

Shane Jenek aka Courtney Act mops up your stories, how to self-pleasure in the Big Brother house, malfunctions with tape and gender fluidity. Plus what not to use as a butt plug.

From rope ties and yoga lies to the toys which will never get made and some very awkward train journeys, your stories gave us a buzz! With Monty Onanuga.

Who knew kissing could escalate this quickly? BDSM dominant Master Dominic on your stories of spit, snot and serious spanking. Just don't mention "that book" or you're in trouble.

It’s a hard life for male strippers… comedian Aurie Styla lays bare some secrets for Alix Fox and Riyadh Khalaf. Plus your nakedly honest tales of stripping fails...