This week the ladies talk about Jade Empire, which is a 2005 game from Bioware. In this action-RPG you play as the last spirit monk, working to fight the corrupt forces around you. We discuss tiger claws, investing way too much time making up a fake language, catty girls, subpar romances, absent character customization, and not-so-subtle sexism. Time Stamps: 00:13 Introductions 04:35 Main Topic – Jade Empire 28:43 Jade Empire story discussion – Contains spoilers! 01:04:10 Jade Empire final thoughts 01:05:28 What we’re playing next (Stray) 01:06:19 Ending Spiel (What we’re loving this week) From the show: Games featured in our Ending Spiel: Stray (what we’re playing next), The Quarry News about the KOTOR remake getting delayed: https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/star-wars-knights-of-the-old-republic-remake-delayed-indefinitely Pre-order info for Emma’s book coming soon! Find us: Website: https://utterlyunqualifiedgaming.com/ Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/utterlyunqualifiedgaming/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/uugamingpodcast Facebook: http://facebook.com/utterlyunqualified Musical credit: "Into the Game" by SilentCrafter/ "Pixel Pig" by Di Young