The Pointlessness of Life
The cries and lamentations recorded here are unlike anything previously known to emit from human lips. Within the first episode the closet quickly transforms into a pity cage as these two poor souls voluntarily trapped inside of it speak of failure and futility. They laugh and laugh often, but there is no joy to be found here. The supposed glee they find in the constant disappointment that is their shared existence is a sham, barely concealing the shame that envelops them. Not a single listener is tricked into believing that these two miscreants are anything more than sad, broken men approaching the end, beaten down by lives of talentless embarassment, who have resorted to hiding themselves away from the society that rightfully shunned them to converse among garments and shoes. Their attempt at deception is obvious as they time and time again battle a nonexistent foe, broadcasting nothing but hatred and pain as they sink deeper and deeper into depravity. But there is something to be gained from their woe. Listeners are given a chance to examine the edge, to understand the breaking point, without endangering themselves. This is a master class in squalor, a study of desolation. As the debauchery soars to galactic heights, and the self-respect falls to mass grave-like lows, a person can now know what is to truly embrace the demented idea of chasing success, only to find it evasive and impossible. The perfect embodiment of the crying clown is met in both of these men with devastating accuracy. When they speak the humiliation is discernable and terrifying.
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