Episodes
EMAILS: Red Lobster gift card VOICEMAILS: Another Argylle theory. Exhausted by Wonka. Becky’s follow-up to her birthing experience. Shook that Ali’s never had summer sausage. Burger King Whopper sacrifice campaign. Ghost touching back of neck. Dog stealing a pink dinosaur toy. Phantom Thread coincidence. Lots of support messages for Becky.  - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on...
Published 02/01/24
NEWS: World’s largest cruise ship sets sail. Mom discovers son’s ADHD pills contain inconsistent amounts of medication. Man can’t stop farting after eating ham sandwich. Woman complains that her ragdoll husband doesn’t do his share of the housework, and more! TV: Bachelor. Traitors.  MOVIES: Sundance docs - Daughters. Ibelin.  MUSIC: New Future Islands album - Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon /...
Published 01/30/24
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 14 From This Day Forward: Rob hates Sophie’s mom. Nikki & Justin ride horses. Ashley & Manuel go to Niagara Falls. Jasmine tells Dane she can’t talk to him anymore. Clayton brings his guinea pigs to Indiana for the wedding. Sam’s dad meets Citra’s dad.  Single Life Season 4 Ep 4: Jon tells Megan he f****d a pumpkin. Jamal gets along better with Veronica’s daughter. Chantal deives 4 hours to meet up with a dude. Debbie is preparing to go to Miami.  Theme...
Published 01/25/24
NEWS: Woman sues Panera over their lemonade. Man smuggled cocaine in frozen shrimp. AI dog collars. Jennifer Lopez’s insane trailer. Penecio Del Toro, and more! TV: American Nightmare. True Detective MOVIES: The Beekeeper BOOKS: The Tribe of Fatherless Girls by T Kira Madden. The Tools by Phil Stutz Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted...
Published 01/23/24
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Episode 13 To Love & To Cherish: Rob is livid after getting lectured by Sophie's mom. Jasmine finally tells Gino about where she got the money for her butt surgery. Ashley and Manuel have sex in a cafe. Clayton and Anali finally have sex. Sam’s dad thinks bigfoot was on their roof.  Single Life Season 4 Episode 3: Chantel & her friends are in Greece. Miss Debbie goes on a date. Natalie moves to LA but its too expensive. Tyray gets stood up. Theme songs:...
Published 01/21/24
VOICEMAILS: Extra lettuce on your burger. Accidentally sexting your mother in law. Chronic wasting disease. Epoch Times is wack. Freak accident with a knife. A blog about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Champagne turkey. Mystery VHS tape follow up. Flor calls with an update on how she’s doing post-surgery. We love you Flor! [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Published 01/18/24
NEWS: People cutting off limbs for fun. Cover Up Body Brokers podcast about ppl selling body parts from a funeral home. Fortune telling with food. Disasterous Golden Globes monologue. Is Elly Conway actually Taylor Swift and did she write a book called Argylle? Gypsy Rose discovered Facetune. Amanda Knox’s new TV show.  TV: Happy Valley. The Curse finale. Summer House. MOVIES: Society of the Snow BOOKS: My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Mosfegh - Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song:...
Published 01/16/24
VOICEMAILS: We’re the Dippin Dots ladies. A breakdown of all the Fargo seasons by Joren. Double vagina explanation. 90 Day dudes suck. Leonardo Dicrapio. The water looked great in the Mario movie. Mr. Bubba. Becky’s not great experience giving birth.  [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 01/11/24
NEWS: Dog ate $4k in cash. Dunkin Donuts toilet explosion. Guy swimming in Bass Pro Shops water tank. Unannounced wedding at a coffee shop. Kate Winslet keeps her oscars in the bathroom. Guy attacks judge after being sentenced.  TV: RHOSLC finale. Natalia Speaks. Ali’s watching Fringe. BOOKS: Man’s Search for Meaning. The Gift.  - Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show...
Published 01/09/24
VOICEMAILS: The origin of our phone number. We’ve come so far. Brian Laundrie’s family knew about Gabby for weeks and didn’t call police. Flower scent from Brazil. What to do in a lucid dream. Never seen a stuffed turkey. Concering experience with Panera Lemonade. Denying clogging your friend’s toilet. Pennies are good luck. Fox & Opossum on the football field in Texas. Hearing loud explosions before falling asleep. Being inspired by a Teal Swan IG...
Published 01/04/24
NEWS: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is free and on instagram. Gay couple arguing in airport. Pop Tart mascot death.  BEST OF 2023: Gwyneth ski trial. Titanic submersible. Those fake ass tiny aliens. Taco Bell orgy. Creek pasta, and more! TV: Jury Duty. Cunk. The Curse. Last of Us. Mrs Davis.  MOVIES: Poor Things. Perfect Days. Past Lives. Talk To Me. Monica. Love Has Won. Beyond Utopia. Twin Flames.  BOOKS: Julia Fox - Down the Drain. Michelle Zauner - Crying in H Mart. Patrica Lockwood. MUSIC:...
Published 01/01/24
Happy Holidays everyone! NEWS: Ziwe interviewed George Santos. Tom Cruise’s new GF. Scream director quit. Gypsy Rose Blanchard bought tix to a Kansas City football game to try to meet Taylor Swift. 6 year old flying solo got on the wrong airplane. 700 Airbus employees got sick from Christmas dinner.  MOVIES: Last Stop In Larrimah. Zone of Interest. Dream Scenario BOOKS: Crying in H Mart Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter /...
Published 12/25/23
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 11 For Richer for Pooer:  Clayton & Anali meet Kameron IRL. Sophie asks Rob for a duvet. Devin & Nick get married. Ashley picks out a wedding dress. Citra arrives to Sam’s dirty house. Gino puts sunscreen on Jasmine’s butt.  The Other Way Season 5 Ep 24 Tell All Pt. 3: (45:12) Sarper pulls out his body count notebook. Mary is scared to interrupt Brandan when he’s playing video games. A woman Yohan was DMing with makes an appearance.  Intro song: Joren...
Published 12/22/23
VOICEMAILS: Getting a VHS tape to a family. Dick pics on LinkedIn. Watching porn with the curtains open. People into Amway are crazy. We love you Dina! Men with machetes & samurai swords are not right. Epoch Times & Shen Yun connection. Insane office employee Christmas drama. Conclusion to the VHS saga.  [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Published 12/21/23
NEWS: Co-host of the Amanda Bynes podcast may be a con artist. Mayim Bialik fired from Jeopardy. Woman stole van containing 10,000 donuts. Pornhub top searches for each state. Mark Zuckerberg’s secret Hawaiian compound. Sex in the senate. McDonald’s spin-off CosMc’s.  MOVIES: Poor Things. American Fiction Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song: Elektrodinosaur [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. ...
Published 12/19/23
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Ep 10 For Better or for Worse: Gino surprises Jasmine with a trip to Miami. Sophie and Rob go ring shopping. Sam reveals he was arrested. Nikki freaks out on Justin after hearing he hooked up with other girls. Anali is bored as hell and Clayton never wants to do anything. The Other Way Season 5 Ep 22 Tell All Pt. 2 (36:30):  Armando & Kenny’s egg donor ghosted them. Holly & Wayne haven’t spoke in three weeks. Daniele said Yohan talked with over fifty women...
Published 12/14/23
VOICEMAILS: Surprise peppercini on your burger. What the hell are marketing affiliates. Becky had her baby!! Gero’s Grocery. Good luck to Flor. Harmony plz call back! A fan of The OA. Controversial take on stuffing. Ali gets pranked by VMcDre. [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published 12/14/23
NEWS: Kevin Costner & Jewel are dating. Amanda Bynes starting a podcast. Hunter Biden spent $870k on sex workers & porn. Diddy put out a statement. Alex Jones back on twitter. SantaCon charity spent money on crypto & Burning Man. Owls & opossums in xmas trees. Lead in baby applesauce. Paul Giamatti has a podcast about bigfoot.  TV: Ali is watching The Good Wife. Melissa’s really liking The Curse MOVIES: The Holdovers Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song:...
Published 12/12/23
90 Day Fiance: Season 10 Episode 8 (1:53) Rob tries to impress Sophie with a beach rental. Jasmine confronts Gino about his bachelor party. Nikki meets Justin’s parents. Manuel hates how much coffee Ashley drinks. Clayton makes Anali bathe his guinea pigs.  90 Day Fiance: Season 10 Episode 9 (23:21) Nikki & Justin go to a winery. Rob didn’t tell his friends he cheated. We meet new couple Sam & Citra. Nick calls Devin a fat piggy in front of her family. Ashley makes Manuel eat a...
Published 12/09/23
NEWS: Naked guy at Disney. Golden Bachelor might be a gold digger. George Santos interview with Ziwe. Ronald from Jury Duty got an overall deal. Kim Kardashian is gonna play a lawyer in a TV show. Taylor got Time’s Person of the Year. Panera charged lemonade killed another person. Ashanti & Nelly are having a baby.  TV: Love Has Won documentary. School Spirits.  MOVIES: Robocop. May December.  BOOKS: Melissa finished Julia Fox’s Down the Drain. Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song:...
Published 12/08/23
EMAILS: Catfish victim in denial. VOICEMAILS: A nepo baby calls in. Listening to our show while running marathons. Trying green bean casserole for the first time. Diddy’s ex Kim Porter. Credit card stolen at the bowling alley. We inspired a listener to watch 90 Day Fiance. Flor’s Thanksgiving capirotada.  [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Published 11/30/23
NEWS: Derek Chauvin stabbed in prison. Oscar Pistorious granted bail. 3-year-cruise canceled. Taco Bell sex party. Housekeeping Olympics. A horrific AI song by Anna Indiana. George Santos using donor money on OnlyFans. Bryan Johnson, the dude who spends millions on staying young, posed nude. Woman went missing at yoga retreat. Andre 3000’s flute album. Luisa Yu visits every country.  TV: Squid Game reality show controversy. Ali’s watching The OA.  Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song:...
Published 11/28/23
90 Day Fiance: Season 10 Episode 7 Speak Now: Jasmine gets angry at a napkin; Rob blames Sophie for his cheating; Justin & Nikki shop for conservative outfits; Manuel refuses to share his personal life with Ashley; Nick proposes to Devin; Clayton's sister is a Debbie Downer and grills Anali. Also Melissa discovers her high school bff was in a movie with Rob! The Other Way: Season 5 Episode 20 Gimme A Break-Up: (37:22) Yohan moves out & tries to take the dog; Sarper tells Shekinah to...
Published 11/24/23
EMAILS: Uline synchronicity. Another perspective on the Take Care of Maya case. VOICEMAILS: Becky’s about to burst! A theory on why ppl listen to our 90 Day episodes without watching the show. Sister almost joined an MLM. Meeting someone who died a week later. Words of enouragement for Flor. Katy Perry kissed 19 year old Idol contestant. Music box playing in Britney’s song.  [email protected] 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch  Support this show...
Published 11/23/23
NEWS: UV lights caused severe eye damage at NFT Bored Ape party. Travis Kelce’s old tweets. Bin Laden TikTok drama. Snoop said he stopped smoking wreed. Diddy settled lawsuit with Cassie. Death at a Taylor Swift show. Trump acknowledges the pee tape. Italy’s Olive Garden.  TV: Murder At The End Of The World. Golden Bachelor. MOVIES: Perfect Days. May December. Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain. Intro song: Joren Cain  Outro song:...
Published 11/21/23