“Seriously? The Baldwins?
Alec, who famously called his first daughter a “thoughtless little pig” in a verbally abusive voicemail heard ‘round the world? Hillary (who prefers to be called Hilaria because she’s been falsely claiming to be a Spanish immigrant for the last decade when she’s really a basic white girl from Beacon Hill), who spends her days and nights posting thirst-trap selfies to Instagram, glamorizing eating disorders, and alternately sexualizing and ignoring her six children (one of whom was born from a sex-selective surrogacy arrangement of questionable legality and definite immorality to a woman of color in the middle of a pandemic when the Baldwins’ next youngest baby was only 5 months old)? The Baldwins, whose kids are raised by a team of 5 nannies with an incredibly high turnover rate because no one can deal with this family’s ish for more than a few months at a time? The Baldwins, whose children are rapidly becoming a case study in how every material advantage in the world can’t overcome the negative impact of having two parents with severe Cluster-B personality disorders? Those Baldwins?
Yeah, excuse me if I don’t care to take parenting advice from these people. This is going to be a complete train wreck.”
Cucumberito Pepino via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/03/21