Episodes
This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute
Published 02/12/24
This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.
Published 02/09/24
This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole
Published 02/05/24
This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.
Published 02/02/24
This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.
Published 01/29/24
In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.
Published 01/26/24
This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.
Published 01/22/24
This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal
Published 01/19/24
This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.
Published 01/15/24
This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.
Published 01/12/24
This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.
Published 01/08/24
This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.
Published 12/18/23
This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.
Published 12/11/23
This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.
Published 12/04/23
This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan
Published 11/27/23
This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.
Published 11/20/23
This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.
Published 11/13/23
This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework
Published 11/06/23
This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.
Published 10/30/23
This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.
Published 10/23/23
This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.
Published 10/16/23
This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.
Published 10/09/23
This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.
Published 10/02/23
This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.
Published 09/25/23
This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game
Published 09/18/23