What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. At least that's the way the joke goes, although I do feel like Leonardo Dicaprio wouldn't mind scooping one out and having a shot. There are lots of buffalo in this week's podcast. Lot and lots. When we're done with them, we offer some advice to teenage boys, in honour of Caitlin Moran. Plus, stick around for the outro and find out why Phil is a never-prospering cheat, and that Chris is in love and what he intends to do about it. Clue: It mainly involves Little Mix.