Hazen and Erika—feeling risky—park next to a construction site at night to record this one.

Sing it like “it’s the final countdown” and then listen to the episode and you’ll get it.

We haven’t seen each other in a minute so ENJOY (you aren’t allowed to not) us being p(r)etty muah

2 + 1 = ...a lot of bleached scalps, discussing their experiences with feminism across state and country lines. Featuring our first guest, bitches xo

Hazen gets Twitter famous and dives in on his astigmatism we didn’t know he had! Erika calls her horse and her sister’s (recent) ex boyfriend ugly. Tune in for the local tea!

Paris Hilton is a genius??? Also local drama, how to take a shot, and Hazen poisoned himself to avoid recording this episode.

You’re just going to have to listen to understand. V educational. 10/10.

It’s a meme format on Twitter you get it you get it. We almost lost this episode but Hazen cast a spell and it re-appeared xo

If you unfollowed us for posting about current events and how we h8 racists, good. We also cover our thoughts on The Bee Movie, 90 Day Fiancé, and Erika’s wild employment status.

We discovered our intro! See also: current events ft. Homicidal hornets and pervy married cops. Old men really are all the same.

It’s the part of the tit that encompasses the nip. Is that how you spell that f*****g word or what because google is giving me so many varieties

Ex’s bonding over shite men, Walmart experiences in the era of ‘Rona, and one of us doesn’t shower much anymore. Guess who?

Miss Rona is featured in today’s episode, with a surprise celebrity summoning as well!

Roe v. Wade is this week’s learning topic! We also discuss how little we value our lives via buying cheap plane tickets in today’s pandemic world.

Just kidding. We thought we had structure this time and instead we talk about old white men and other ronchy catastrophes. We’re still cuter than the cartoon versions of us that we bought this week (cruise our Instagram) so it’s fine!

Sick and Sicker are here this week to discuss Wicca, voting habits, phantom managers, and how much Hazen’s husband wants a salad.

Hazen and Erika tiptoe around some controversial takes, but mostly just complain about work—WHAT’S NEW.

We’re so sorry you’re listening to this, but less sorry if you’re negatively featured in it xoxo episode 0 because we’re virgins hi