The opening routine is about girls. Costello is going to play baseball with the New York Yankees. This leads to the famous, "Who's On First" routine. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou got a job in a burlesque show. They talk about marriage. Today is both Bud's and Lou's birthday. Bud invites Lou to his birthday party. Matty Malneck talks and reads script wrong. Then Veola Von enters and they talk about their date. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bud's going on a vacation to New Jersey without Lou. Lou is going to Honolulu. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike's new house. Then they talk about Joe Lewis being retired. Bud says Susan Miller won't talk to Lou. Veola plays a lady from the south called Miss TweedleFaddle. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou being at Susan Miller's house. They decide to get a job in a drugstore. Bud is the assistant manager. Lou waits on several customers. Veola kisses Lou over and over again. Lou tries to sell an alarm clock. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou is waving at his new girl. Bud says she is ugly. Lou went to a game show and now Lou tries to hypnotize Buds nephew. Veola is revealed as Abbott and Costello's new secretary. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about their movie Mexican Hayride. They say Saint Patrick's day has been gone for a week. Talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou has collected for the Red Cross and built a TV. The men discuss sailing and girls. Lou wrote a song and wants to sing. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou comes in singing and banging something. Lou had a birthday party for Aunt May last night. Bud says tomorrow is April Fools day. Bud wants Sam to help capture Ingrid the international spy. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou tells Bud he spent the afternoon at the movies - sat through the same one 15 times because he couldn't remember where he had come in. Lou"s nephew Norman shows up for some jokes. Lou tries to convince Veola to marry him. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou talks like he is Irish because it's Saint Patrick's day. They talk about presents they gave on St. Patrick's day. Lou was on a quiz show. They talk about going to a dog show. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bud implores Lou to get married but Lou isn't interested. Lou tells the story of how his Uncle Mike proposed to his Aunt May 20 years ago. 15 children later, Uncle Mike is contemplating moving out of the house but Lou knows he'll never go through with it. Bud and Lou reminisce about all the different jobs Uncle MIke has had over the years. Later, Lou and Veola rehearse lines from their new movie. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp.,...

Lou comes in singing. Lou has his Christmas shopping list. Abbott and Costello talk about Christmas gifts and the spirit of Christmas. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bud needs $10,000 for Christmas. Veloa Vonn won't go out with Lou. The boys go to a department store to do Christmas shopping for the cast. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bud and Lou discuss the string of women Lou has dated, from the one who worked as a bubble girl to his current paramour, who works at a laundromat. A Frenchman interrupts the guys and presents Lou with a medal for not making the people of France have to hear his show as it's not broadcast Internationally. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bud talks about Lou getting married. Bud thinks Lou should get married....but to whom? To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Tom in Egypt. Then they talk about Costello's brother Pat. They talk about President Truman. Lou wants a date with Veola Vonn. Veola wants a date with Burt Lancaster. Hal Winters sings. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou had to take Uncle Mike to the rest home. Lou had a date with Veola Von. Bud wants to borrow money from Lou. Lou was a honor student. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Lou's family. They have been making a living on the radio for the last 10 years. Bud says Lou should invest his money. Lou tries to get a data with Veola. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lou was visiting movie stars homes. AC say tomorrow is New Years Eve. They say 1949 is only a couple of days off. AC talk about what to do on New Years Eve. Bud flubs the line multiple times. AC talk about resolutions and were to spend New Years Eve. AC do Sam Shovel. The Murder At The Radio Quiz Show or I've Got A Body In The Balcony Doctor. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad...

Lou is excited because Susan is moving upstairs from him. They do a board/bored routine. Abbott maintains that Costello is stupid. They discuss the revised script for their new movie with Lauren Bacall. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abbott and Costello talk about Uncle Mike and Aunt May who have adopted a "baby" grown man. Uncle Mike is looking for a job. Lou talks about the book where he records all his dates and gets into a fight with the boyfriend of Zelda Zanzibar. Lou has invented Pedestrian Pants to trap hit and run drivers. To listen to more Abbott and Costello visit Oldtimeradioclub.com © 2019 TCA Television Corp., Diana Abbott-Colton, Hi Neighbor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices