"I didn't say it like Louis Theroux, Chris!" All your birthday well wishes for the big man to [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And yet nobody cares about our lick-the-conveyor belt culture. For shame! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And Chris attacked a small boy with a water gun. FOR SHAME Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0 to 180 kmph in 1.5 seconds? Yeah, spines don't like that. Apologies for Chris's slightly wonky mic - all will be repaired, re-fixed and reconditioned in the next show! [email protected] for all your messages... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thankfully for Chris, One Piece is not on the Japanese curriculum. [email protected] for all your messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored (not sponsored) by Yakult. [email protected] for all your messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris yearns for the desert...and Pete wants to know where his Seetharaman Narayanan went to! [email protected] for all your messages, and we'll see you again on Wednesday... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Won't somebody think of the Geisha?! [email protected] for all your messages and rude daubings! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've totally done this, loads of times. You'll never take us alive copper *throws Candarel at policeman* Pete and Chris will return this Wednesday night - so do get your messages in over at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Slurp!" - the sound of Michelin, slurping up their stars. [email protected] - keep your comments fluttering in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You heard it here first, and it entails almost no shoplifting! [email protected] for all your questions and comments, do say hello! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If someone grabs your arm and states they're 'putting the bones back' - go for their eyes and run like heck. [email protected] for your messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pee. I can't believe we have to say it again. [email protected] - get in touch with your messages, and we'll probably read them out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Literally the LAST thing we want to see. [email protected] to say hello! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No heavy petting, bombing and so on! We'll be back on Wednesday for more Abroad In Japannin'! [email protected] for all your messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Towns and villages in the rural Japan are an attractive option for foreign immigrants. But is life in the countryside all it's cracked up to be? [email protected] for all your messages -we'll see you on Sunday for more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Japan’s most wanted criminal, Satoshi Kirishima, has been caught after 50 years on the run. It's movie material and then some! [email protected] for your messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Japan, where's it's quite simply always the 1950s. [email protected] for all your questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe you could disguise yourself as a shrub or something, and pootle on up there... [email protected] for all your stories and questions for the Broad laddo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your cups of ridiculously expensive coffee - it's the Abroad In Japan podcast, mates! [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete and Chris will be returning to their very own Outlander bar (the podcast) to buy you all hooch (read out your messages) very soon indeed! [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sexy stuff indeed... [email protected] for your emails - and we'll see you on Sunday for more of this... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hullo me old China - Pete and Chris are here for more Abroad In Japan hi-jinx! [email protected] for all your messages... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And we'll be back on Sunday for more Abroad In Japan fun! Speak soon, ta ta! [email protected]... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.