Episodes
We didn't actually record this on Chanukah.  But we're releasing it on the big man's birthday!  He starred in Lethal Weapon, he directed The Christ Story, he has totally correct opinions - for the first episode of 2021 we're talking Mel Gibson today, baby!  Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them sweet recommendations.  Happy new year!
Published 01/03/21
For our last episode of 202 we decided to look at all the movie Warner Brothers will be both releasing into the flaming cinders of what were once movie theatres AND immediately donating to various piracy sites.  Will we see them?  Will we get HBO Max?  Will you care?  I dunno, shut up.  Merry Christmas.
Published 12/27/20
A long time ago, in a PODCAST STUDIO far away...three dudes talked about Star Wars for like two hours or so.  But here's the gimmick:  we're only talking about the first one!  Which is also the fourth one.  Additionally, we referenced the other ones a lot.  We also played FILM-LY feud.  Funny stuff!
Published 12/20/20
Mank!  Mank!  Mank!  If you like a movie where the title is said a bunch, boys have we got one for you!  David Fincher's latest film is now on Netflix (and in theatres in like Florida probably where, ironically. watching a black & white movie is legally considered "gay") and to celebrate we're sitting down with comedian and host of the "Down By The River" podcast Terence Hartnett to talk all about the career of one David Fincher!  Se7en. Fight Club, Zodiac, Social Network, a commercial...
Published 12/13/20
Breaking news - Warner Brother is going to release every single movie on one day on Crackle.  Or something, I dunno, I just wanna watch Dune man give it to me already.  Whatever, theatres are maybe over (probably not but who the hell knows?) so today on Adult Films we're talking about the past and future of theatrical motion picture exhibition.  Thomas Edison, The Lumiere Brothers, pornography, cinemascope, cages full of monkeys, Belgium, and so much more!  Plus a round of "Let's Give Them...
Published 12/06/20
Happy three days after Thanksgiving!  People eat a lot of food on Thanksgiving so we did an episode on Food Movies, none of which take place on Thanksgiving.  They're mostly restaurant movies, really, so I guess this episode isn't really themed.  Whatever, who cares, we got the very funny Jeremy Drazner riffing with us and we're talking Big Night, Chef, Tampopo, Ratoutille (I will NOT be checking the spelling of that), a bunch more and them we also play the biggest parts game and do some...
Published 11/29/20
Titular is a very funny word and it means "thing that has the same name as the other thing".  This episode is about songs that have the same name as the movie they're in.  Listen, dude, we're at episode 132 we're running out of ideas.  Anyway, Kwaselow is guesting and he messed up his audio so sometimes it's weird.  We also play film-ly feud.  Have a good night and don't catch covid!
Published 11/22/20
Cartoons!  Kids loved 'em - give a child a big bowl of sugary cereal and a cartoon and they're good to go!  Actually, that's not true anymore now they probably all want premium snapchat subscriptions and some iphone game where you murder anyone over 24.  But that's fine, cause cartoon aren't just for kids anymore!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by artist Sarah Morton to talk all about animated movies made for people EIGHTEEN...
Published 11/15/20
America just endured one of the most stressful presidential elections in modern history, and now everyone's psychic trauma will finally be healed by the administration of Kayne Omar West.  But in this moment of national triumph, completely unencumbered by any other negative thoughts, let's reflect on the Iraq War and how many awesome movies it's birthed!  Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boyz sit down to discuss the cinema of the war on terror!  Plus a round of Dinesh D'Souza...
Published 11/08/20
Very nice!  My wife!  Jew!  Do I make you horny baby, yeah!  Borat has so many great catchphrases!  Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat character is just one of the many larger than life performance he's committed to celluloid and today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and model Alex Seligsohn to talk all about his wide-spanning career!  Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them sweet recommendations.
Published 11/01/20
And the oscar goes to...a giant steaming pile of s**t?  Every year the Academy Awards presents some movie, usually a boring one, with the trophy for the objectively best movie made during the previous 12 months.  Sometimes that movie is actually pretty good, most of the time it's pretty mediocre, and occasionally it's truly terrible!  Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and writer Kendall Klitzke to talk about the worst best picture winners of all...
Published 10/25/20
Who, exactly, is Aaron Sorkin?  One of the most famous writers of his generation?  An iconic boomer lib?  A prodigious smoker?  As it turns out, he's all that and more!  On the weekend that his new film, The Trial Of The Chicago Seven, premieres on Netflix tha boyz over at Adult Films, the world's first ever podcast, sit down to talk all about the film and TV works of Aaron Sorkin!  Plus, a round of "Every MOVIE Talks" and also them sweet recommendations!  
Published 10/18/20
It's officially October, easily the spookiest month of the year!  And there's no better way to get your spook on than by digging into the works of cinema's most famous thrill-master!  Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian Harry Breitner to discuss the films of the great Alfred Hitchcock!  Plus a round of BIGGEST PARTS:  Director's Edition, and also them sweet recommendations!  
Published 10/11/20
I hate to be the one to break it to you but, much like the entirety of the COVID 19 pandemic, professional wrestling is fake.  But like a lot of complete and total b******t piles, it's produced some great performers!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and podcaster Ken Kayfabe to talk all about wrestlers in film!  Hulk Hogan, George "The Animal" Steele, Jesse Ventura, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and so many more!  Plus a round of...
Published 10/04/20
We live in a divided world.  In these times of violence on the streets, hatred growing strong amongst all demographics, and our leaders openly disregarding our well being, there's only one thing that can bring us all together - the fact that Cuties should not have been made and the French are crazy for that one.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by noted public intellectual Andrew Ryan Sterner to talk all about the most controversial films...
Published 09/27/20
NEAR...FAR...WHEREVER YOU ARE!  That song doesn't really fit the premise of this episode, because the movie is still very beloved.  But sometimes you get a song that's just SO much bigger than the movie it was originally written for (or "inspired by" - remember that awesome scam from the 90's?)  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, the boyz are joined by comedian and show mascot Adam Kwaselow to chat all about movie songs that transcend the movie!  Plus a...
Published 09/20/20
Hey, you - someone told me you're not hailing to the chief hard enough here!  The President Of The United States is a universally respected position and everyone agrees that anyone who holds that position is a great guy who can't do anything wrong ever!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by Tim Miller from the Wolverine Patrol Podcast to talk all about movies featuring real and/or fictional presidents!  Plus a round of "What's Their Age...
Published 09/13/20
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Published 09/07/20
Hey hey hey hey, I'm a rapping podcast and I'm here to say - it's fun to to rap in downloadable way!  Those are the rawest bars the world of hip hop has ever seen, but they're not alone!  The world is full of rapper out there spitting straight FIRE - and sometimes they act in movies!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by hip-hop expert Rahmell Brown to talk all about rappers who act!  Plus a round of Film-ly Feud and them sweet...
Published 09/06/20
BOO!  Did I just scare you?  Then how about...RATTLING CHAINS GHOSTS THE INEVITABLE COLLAPSE OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE!  It's hard to scare adults cause we're all big and can just punch any skeletons that get too close.  But sometimes movies can get there and today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and author Winslow Dumaine to char all about movies that actually scared them all as grown ass men!  Plus a round of the IMDB game and also...
Published 08/30/20
Yo, this dude makes weird ass movies!  David Keith Lynch was born in Missoula, Montana in the 1940s I think maybe I'm misremembering that.  But he quickly got the hell out of there and has maybe never returned or goes back every other weekend - I would find both of those equally plausible.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, it's just tha boyz talking the weird and wild world of David Lynch!  Plus a round of FAMOUS QUOTES and also them sweet...
Published 08/23/20
There can be only one!  So said a movie about Scottish people cutting each others heads off that didn't make a lot of money and critics didn't really like that much that somehow still produced five sequels, three TV shows, an Anime, a bunch of books, a card game, and so much more.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and writer for The Spool Dot Green to talk all about The Highlander Franchise!  Plus a round of BIGGEST...
Published 08/16/20
Keep an eye on your wife because any moment now BWAM a chilly man with good bone structure and a three thousand dollar suit is gonna kill that bitch!  Christopher Nolan is, probably, the most financially successful and well-known filmmaker of his generation.  but is he any good?  Yes, her very good.  Despite that being answered fully, on this week's Adult Films with Collin and Ron (the world's first ever podcast) tha boyz are joined by comedian Tim Miller to break down the films of ol'...
Published 08/09/20
Ha ha, chuckle chuckle chuckle, laugh you idiots!  Comedies - Hollywood used to make them and put them in movie theatres!  And sometimes people even bought tickets and actually liked them - even if the general public seemed to disagree.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, the boyz are joined by comedian Alex Duckworth to discuss their favorite underrated comedies!  Plus a round of film-ly feud and also them sweet recommendations!
Published 08/02/20
Collin Andrew Bullock grew up in Champaign, Illinois.  Ronald McDonald Ervin grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio.  Together they host Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, and on today's episode they're breaking down movies shot in their hometown!  Really just Cincy, not a lot of movies shot in a small college town in Central Illinois.  Plus we play a round of HERZOG OR NOT? and also give y'all them sweet recommendations! 
Published 07/26/20