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Thank you for listening bbs. It's been an incredible 29 weeks 3 FOLLOW ME @KELSEYDARRAGH & @ADULTSH1T for updatesGoogle Play -https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart Radio -https://www.iheart.com/podcast/adultsh1t-28802837/Stitcher...

It’s true, friends. I’m leaving the podcast for the foreseeable future. I’m preparing to go to Mars with Lance Bass and Clay Aiken to form the first ever platinum space band, free from all the unavoidable industry hoops of this tinsel town. Will it be dangerous? Yes, space always is. Will it rock? Let me answer this with another question: DO meteors fall? (Yes, it will rock. Our space band will ROCK). Of course I’m “kidding” about “Mars.” Unfortunately, I’m not kidding about leaving the pod....

POWER TO THE PUSSYDoctors everywhere that treat their patients with respect!!! This week, Kelsey & Kate tell you what you should and definitely oh my god should not expect when visiting the ole' vag doctor for the first time. We also answer a fan question about what to do when you wanna bone and your lover does not! DO KATE’S ADULT THINGS:https://www.amazon.com/Everything-Horrible-Wonderful-Tragicomic-Memoir/dp/1492664103DO KELSEY’S ADULT...

VEGAS, BABY! Joined by their friend Steven (stove) Kanter, Kelsey and Kate have 24 hours in Vegas to check off as many things on their bucket list as they can. Kate apologizes in advance for what you're about to hear. FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeed@Chippendales welcomes @DancingABC pro dancer @TonyDovolani asguest host 4/19 – 5/27 @RioVegas http://bit.ly/2b0kSC6Google Play...

This week, Kelsey and Kate talk about CUNTS: being called one, taking care of one, etc, then Kate is surprised with a birthday trip to VEGAS, BABYYYYY! And finally, the episode is rounded out with a step-by-step guide to pooping in small, shared spaces. We love you! DO KATE’S ADULT THINGS: Pete Holmes Podcast- https://youmadeitweird.libsyn.com/New Yorker Article-https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/04/16/the-silence-the-legacy-of-childhood-traumaDO KELSEY’S ADULT THINGS:Mint Money App:...

WE DID OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW, BABY! This week Kelsey and Kate get drunk in Philly (thank you, Roy Pitz Barrel House, you beautiful and tasty bastard, you!) and talk about oral sex tips in front of a real live audience! It was one of our best experiences and we freaking really hope you like it! VISIT ROY PITZ:Roy-Pitz Barrel House990 Spring Garden StreetPhiladelphia, PA 19123(215)-995-6792www.roypitzbarrelhouse.com@roypitz - Twitter, FB, IG@roypitzbarrelhouse - FB & IGFOLLOW...

POWER TO THE PUSSY!! This episode we talk about the va-jayjay, bay-bay!! We're talkin' beautiful beef curtains, the clammy cooter, the ham pocket,.......(can you tell Kelsey wrote this week's bio??). We also talk to our favorite activist, artist, writer and pussy prowess, WHITNEY BELL! Hear who won this month's march crazy-ness before Kelsey and Kate ship themselves off to Philly for their first LIVE SHOW! (Roy Pitz Barrel House, 3/31 9pm - standing room left only! 21+ unless accompanied by...

~*TRIGGER WARNING*~ This week Kate & Kelsey get real about having a panic attack in public while shitting your pants at Disneyland. Also, when is the best time to talk about your mental illness to someone? IS THERE EVER A GOOD TIME?! JEEZE, WE DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!!! We're trying to figure this out too! Come to our live show in Philly at Roy Pitz Barrel House March 30th at 9PM - standing room only! If you're under 21 you must be accompanied by someone over 25. FOLLOW...

WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYE WE TALKED TO TAN FROM QUEER EYEANNNNND WE HAVE A SPECIAL POETRY READING FROM SHAUNA BARBOSA'S NEW BOOK CAPE VERDEAN BLUES AVAILABLE NOW WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD, BITCH!follow Tan @tanfrancefollow Shauna @shaunabarbosabuy Cape Verdean Blues HERE : https://www.amazon.com/Cape-Verdean-Blues-Pitt-Poetry/dp/0822965216KELSEYS MERCH:...

IT'S SPRING BREAK BITCHES! And you know what THAT means: Kate and Kelsey talk about past wild spring breaks (kelsey) and why spring break is hell on earth (kate). We're also on to our second hashtag competition! Tune in to play! Use the hashtag #Stup1dHistory and tweet your entries to @AdultSh1t on twitter/instagram! And about that contest, it’s not open to BuzzFeed employees or family members of employees, and you need to hashtag “#Contest” or we won’t consider you! Kelsey's Merch:...

ASHLY PEREZ IS HERE BABY! And this week we talk about trust issues, leaving your job, and our own MARCH MADNESS! We're doing a give away at the end of March that your sweet asses don't want to miss! Tweet @AdultSh1t your best #sh1tfacts (WEIRD facts - not facts about poop...but if it is about poop, that's up to you. We trust your discretion.) We will pick one winner of #sh1tfacts each week for the next 3 weeks. Those 3 winners will then compete for the ~*SELF-CARE GRAND PRIZE*~ . FOLLOW...

This week Kate and Kelsey sit down with America's Sweethart, Hannah Hart, to talk about (*drumroll*) mental health! Are you surprised? That's so out of the blue for us, right? Anywho, you don't want to miss this one, Hannah's a freaking genius with the best insight and we freaking love her!FOLLOW US!@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeed@HartoGoogle Play -...

It's Valentine's Week and you know what that means: we got mother f*cking tattoos! F*ck chocolates! F*uck flowers! F*ck wine (just kidding, we love you, baby)! Most importantly: F*CK FEAR! Hello to facing your fears and letting a stranger draw a forever something super close to your crotch and/or t**s!FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedListen to @Kapslap's new single:http://bit.ly/kelseysjamGoogle Play -...

**TRIGGER WARNING** This week. Kelsey's depression returns (hello, old friend), Kate dishes about self-care and the girls answer a fan question about f*cking your best friend's ex-boyfriend! WOOHOOOOOO! You might wanna grab a glass of wine to listen to this one babies! FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeedSUBSCRIBE:Google Play -...

FRIENDS!! This week Kelsey and Kate talk to the KWEEN of YouTube, Grace Helbig, about truly, TRULY embarrassing B*****bs (3 guesses whose story it is), staying true to yourself despite everyone being annoying, and the Logan Paul "scandal."SUBSCRIBE!@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@BuzzFeed@GraceHelbigGoogle Play -...

HAY BETCHES! Buckle up, because this week Kate and Kelsey talk about getting rejected, dating your f*ckbuddies, and the #MeToo movement. It’s all over the place, we know, but we aren’t perfect so f*ck it! LISTEN TO US:Google Play - https://playmusic.app.goo.gl/?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&apn=com.google.android.music&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip2ovjwe6of5oqdp27uhlduzj7q?t%3DAdultSh1t%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16iHeart...

We’re apart again! While Kelsey frolics about Barcelona with her f*ck buddy, Kate has no choice but to agree to do the podcast via FaceTime, yet a-freaking-gain. This week they talk to adult indie film-maker, Erika Lust (@ErikaLust), about the importance of realistic porn and what it’s like to follow your pleasure! Oo la la!FOLLOW US!@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@ErikaLust@BuzzFeedCHECK OUT ERICKA'S WORK:Her website http://erikalust.com/Her project XConfessionsHer store...

SUP BETCHES! This week Kate and Kelsey talk about hoe-ing on a girl's weekend away, whether love is possible for everyone, and (drum roll) cumming(!!!!) before sitting down with child prodigy and poet, Shauna Barbosa (@ShaunaBarbosa) about her new book (Cape Verdean Blues).FOLLOW US: @KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@AdulSh1t@BuzzFeedSubscribe to our podcast on iTunes! apple.co/2zVsZfo And listen on Soundcloud: bit.ly/2zIh0RRPRE-ORDER SHAUNA'S BOOK: www.amazon.com/Cape-Verdean-Blue…ean+Blues+Barbosa

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a f*ckboi, an over the jeans thigh rub, and one brand new year!! 2018 is here and we're still the same b*tches you know and love. Kelsey & Kate talk New Year's, why high school doesnt matter, and what to do when you just can't shake that f*ckboi. FOLLOW US:@KelseyDarragh@KatePeterman@AdulSh1t@BuzzFeed

The hoes are home! Tampa! Kingston (PA it’s close to Scranton where American hero, Joe Biden, entered the world)! Kelsey and Kate sit down with their sisters on Christmas afternoon to talk about everything from cumming to high school reunions and back to cumming again, obviously. Enjoy, friends! We love you!

SUP BBs? This week Kelsey and Kate talk to “your favorite stripper from next door” slash writer slash comedian, Kasey Koop (@KaseyKoop) about finding happiness is directly related to listening to your inner voice despite what outside voices might be saying. We also get a ~*PaNtY SaLes*~ update and see if Kate is any closer to cumming #katesgunnacum FOLLOW US: @KelseyDarragh @KatePeterman @BuzzFeed

HEYO BAY-BEES! You ready for some more ADULT-AS$$-$H1T? This week Kate and Kelsey discuss selling their PANTIES ONLINE before sitting down to talk with Lara Parker (@LaraEParker) about living with chronic pain and how important it is to believe your body despite other people not believing you!!! #spoonies #katesgunnacum FOLLOW US: @KelseyDarragh @KatePeterman @BuzzFeed @AdultSh1t

HEY HOES - This week we talk about intra-office hookups, abusive relationships, and death. And if THAT'S not sad enough for you, we learn that Kate is still miles from finishing her cum journey. Enjoy or don't! We love you, though! FOLLOW US @KelseyDarragh @KatePeterman @BuzzFeed @Adulsh1t