Jase and Mike are back and boy, has there been a lot going on. The fellas have got a couple of HUGE announcements that you’re going to want to hear. In addition, Mike has been working on Wellington Paranormal and a kidney stone; Acting Chat helps a newcomer to the performing arts, Relationship Advice centres around a masked drama boss and pet chat features a yappy wee twerp who needs to leave home. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jase and Mike are still on set and she's a cold one! Jase is putting his feet up while the 20-somethings toil away and Mike is pretty fired up about the presence of eggplant on the lunch table. A young man has queries of pursuing an older woman so the guys examine the merits of a Mrs Robinson scenario. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jase and Mike are back on the Wellington Paranormal set discussing sex, drugs and rock n roll. Mike recalls a live performance of the legendary Iggy Pop - a man utterly uninterested in dancing to the beat. Relationship Advice for Soyna results in some hard truths about everyone in a partnership needing to take a look at their other half and asking: 'Is this the best I can do?' The guys also reflect on how they've both ruined their wives' lives and reminisce on their drug taking youth while...

Today's advice includes help for a man looking to wear a neon suit at a wedding, and Jase's top tips for getting your big day done on the cheap. What to do when your baby isn't sleeping through the night and Mike's approach to newborns that involves sleeping pills and separate bedrooms.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The guys took a week off and feel terrible about it. You will not believe which international celebrity Jason gets compared to the most. Plus troubled, skittish dogs and other animals with issues (including Mike's).   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The fellas talk star signs, a new tv project and the importance of lying in a relationship.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’ve got a new segment with Farming Chat where Jase and Mike offer advice to a cocky with blues/rock dreams and in Relationship Advice, the fellas stumble onto a greater issue than the one surrounding complaints of too much time being spent on a hubby’s mobile phone.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Whose penis is wrong?! Tune in to find out.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An earth shattering revelation when Jase and Mike reveal they have completely different circumcisions. There’s some other stuff too, but this bit is CRAZY.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mike's exhausted and the boys offer cooking advice for Miriam and tips to a woman who snores like a water buffalo.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Can American women be taught cricket? We find out why the answer is no; Mike buys a birthday gift for his wife that hasn’t been attempted since cavemen roamed the earth and some great advice on how to handle morning sickness in your first trimester.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jase and Mike make suggestions on how to approach the potential opportunities afforded by a wife with lesbian tendencies. What to do with you and your partner's music taste aren't aligning and phone volume etiquette. Plus a shout out to early 2000s Russian musical duo/romantic couple (or were they sisters?!) T.A.T.u.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jase and Mike are coming to you from Britomart's beautiful Generator facilities to explore the world of women. Donna gives an insight into the female psyche over the Instagram, there's a discussion on apologies (when to use them and how they work) and some puppy selection advice. Plus, what to do if your man can't be dragged away from the podcast and we're on the hunt for listener feedback regarding foreskins.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Black Caps are through to the Test Championship Final, the fellas offer advice on following multiple sports teams and how to get a root off your best mate. Plus, Pet Chat is back with a vengeance.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jase reveals a lifelong fear of flying, we've got an update on a man trying to solve a car issue with his partner, and both hosts grapple with modern day feminism as it relates to opening doors.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ahead of the Black Clash broadcast Jase and Mike deal with an employment issue from a small accountancy firm; impending fatherhood concerns leading to some great advice about when - and crucially whom - you can screw after your child is born. And the final word on self-made presents. Email the show at: [email protected]   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mike and Jase assess the trustworthiness of Cpt. Nancy’s offer; weigh a generous offer from a dentist and offer advice on who should foot the bill when dining with the in-laws    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mike's achieved a dark mahogany hue from his time at the beach and is recalling fond memories of peeling large sheets of sunburnt skin off to feed to the dog, while Jase disclosures whether he's a Grower or a Shower. A request to Cpt Nancy's for a recent photo of her with a current Coffee News in a state of underdress which she could decide upon, has been declined. And we're answering Stippy etiquette in Christchurch for Pedro. Follow the Instagram account here:...

Welcome to 2021; Mike has been rewatching The Sopranos and Jase is suffering through osteomyelitis. The pair are talking medical charts and their effect on romantic encouragement, farts between partners and an update on qualified astronaut/peacekeeper/treasure-finder Cpt. Nancy.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The fellas discuss New Years resolutions, bid a sad farewell to Maggie Tillerson while welcoming in Captain Nancy and offer impeccable advice on how to claw your way out of the dreaded friend zone.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jase and Mike deal with your questions on how best to handle those inevitable Christmas quibbles. Do you buy a present for the woman in your life when she says not to bother; how do you get your darts in around your anti-smoking in-laws; and what’s the best way to handle being on the wrong side of the man to woman ratio in the Christmas kitchen.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An update on correspondence with benefactor Maggie Tillerson while on the advice front there’s offerings to an aspiring actor who can’t complete even the most simple of tasks; a male chauvinistic pig who doesn’t want his fiancé to drive the new family car; and a champion of a farmer with a house over run by pot plants.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.