claims that "we are so back" may or may not have been falsified and should be taken with trepidation. here's a tasty little episode in which we explain our absence, give some long distance love advice and encourage you to stir the pot in order to help the soup. JOIN THE DISCORD: support mitch's patreon/join the home.html discord: https://www.patreon.com/flatsound support billie's patreon/join the hellspace discord: https://www.patreon.com/blssm

hello?? is this thing on? welcome to season 3, baby. this episode we talk about having a crush on brooke, what to do about a stinky roommate, and having the worst dreams on the planet. enjoy!

hello. or should we say... idk, boo or something. this time we talk about dressing up, zippers, and one of us might tell the worlds most concise and easy to follow scary story ever. happy halloween!

happy album release week to... the first ever ambient album with a parental advisory sicker?? not really, but wouldn't that be sick? god. we talk about one of the more Adult tracks on mitch's new album, being up against the ol' fence, and answer a question about how to make friends as an anxious adult.

welcome home billie cya brookie! this week we talk about battle rap, theme parks, and hair. also we don't get to a single question so we actually talk about so much more than that i just don't feel like listing it all here.

what on earth are we gonna do on the show without billie? eat lots of junk food i guess. this week we try twelve different flavors of pringles! most of them were good but oh my god one of them... i don't even want to think about it. we also talk a little about why you shouldn't feel discouraged when your spotify numbers start to dip. you know, the analytical art stuff. thrilling, right? we certainly think so. enjoy!

Do I smoke weed? Do I smoke weed... Yeah bro I SMOKE. Scared Mostly Often Kinda Everytime!!! Join us this episode for a game of guessing and a discussion about being absolutely terrified of intoxication. Also, learn about the lore of the character known only to us as... "The Rizzler". We didn't intend to do a weed episode I am so sorry.

twitter is X now, threads is deads, and bluesky... still doesn't have an icon. what can you count on in this crazy world? maybe a simple... pod? with not two, but THREE charming guests to both thrill and calm you? say it isnt so! this week, brooke is back on the show telling us about her travels from canada, then we get into a listener question about guests who overstay their welcome, and debate the best candle smells. hey, does my hair look good in this ipad?

hello fellow booger eaters. it's mitch's birthday! this episode we celebrate him turning 33, discuss which (if any) of us have partaken in eating our own bogeys, and get into the story of how a perfectly normal amount of cum can absolutely ruin a laptop. let this one be a lesson to us all. 

well well well, what do we have here. Jonna "The Goose" Graves of music project Grave Market, our housemate and... friend? perhaps? we'll get into that. this episode we explain the phenomenon of "horse eating corn", go over the extended ATSIB cast lore, and talk about the concept of muses when making art. check out Jonna's new single Vultures, featuring mitch, on spotify here!

howdy to only our loyalest pod description readers. sucks to not be watching on youtube right now because we are wearing silly little hats. how come, you ask?? why, to celebrate doing TWO HUNDRED of these bad boys! this episode has it all. it goes on too long, we don't really get to many questions, we complain about social media at the end. can you say trifecta? we also spend way too long Trying to remembering all of the Guys, and show off the original brainstorming whiteboard for this very...

this week we revisit a certain missing potato, and answer emails about consistency and a phenomenon known as "the slowsmog pavlov effect". oh, we also talk at length about the name Sarah? i don't know, the end of this episode kind of got away from us. shout out to all the Sarahs out there.

guess who's back, back again. our first guest... eminem??? is that true? wow, i guess there's no other way to find out other than watching the whole episode and then leaving a mysterious comment to lure others stans to do the same. this episode we talk about billie's return from their UK trip, mitch's beautiful new speakers, and the ranking of supermarkets. concerned friend: https://www.instagram.com/_concernedfriend/

hey! did you miss us? did you even notice we were gone? this week we answer no questions and instead talk about how and why we even got married in the first place! we also complain about social media and how terrible reels are.

i am... so sorry about the title. it's just we kinda base the titles off the emails we read and we only read one this week. anyway, this week we talk about that. but also youtube play buttons! enjoy! HOW TO HELP: https://www.flatsound.org/how-to-help

okay okay, we took another week off. but for good reason! this episode we talk about back pain, street teams, and how to find your authentic self. STREET TEAM

hello mukbangers. this week (despite the chicken sandwich) is actually kind of a serious episode. we talk about some new projects, food anxiety, and creating meaningful art. hope you enjoy! NEW PODCAST: https://www.flatsound.org/work/pull-away

our apologies to all the brookie stans, but let us be the first to give a warm welcome to all the brookie haters joining us for this very special brooke-less episode. this week we talk about bullet journaling, productivity, and elementary school.

howdy canucks. this week we say goodbye to brookie! and as a farewell, the discord had a lot of hard hitting questions. not really, we mostly talk about food and canada and stuff. but it was still a good time. enjoy!

hello my little tetronimo, why don't you fit yourself perfectly onto the couch and join us for another classic podcast ep? this week we give some interesting updates on a debate we had last episode, talk about eating sugar, and discuss what exactly is...a hole. riveting stuff, isn't it? enjoy!

hello brooke lovers and haters alike. this week we talk some more about james "the rock" johnson, which it turns out is actually his name. but that's not all, brooke actually has a question or three of her very own. from counting stairs to the appropriate order you should get dressed, this episode is truly... something. enjoy!

hello lost uber drivers, i'm glad you managed to find our podcast okay. on this episode we talk about a silly little foot injury, old memes, and AI art. this whole description was written by an AI bot, actually. nah just kidding. enjoy!

good evening fellow stans, we're back and more beautiful than ever. that's right, our precious podcast set is up again! we also get to all three emails, which is exciting. this week we welcome a widdle baby into adulthood, talk about photography on t-shirts, and read a real wild story about raisins turning back into grapes. that honestly doesn't even begin to cover it, though. patreon updates, home depot sheds, we truly go nuts on this extra long episode. but what better way to celebrate...

look... there's no other way to say it... we went away for a bit. but it's okay, we're back now and in a brand new house! with the old couch and the old sign and the old... brooke?? enjoy!