The Hoff's brother and nephew come to town and teach us all it takes to be a good parent is offering your kid milk instead of soda. 

Join the gang as they dive into another episode of Baywatch 

Shauni is tired of being a lifeguard and there is a creepy stalker harassing a woman at the beach!

Join the gang as they find out if there really is a toxic  avenger monster thing attacking the the Hoff and his crew. 

Join the gang as they get back together and start discussing season 2 of Baywatch.  Shauni saves kids from joining gangs, Hobie had plastic surgery, and there is a monster in the ocean. 

A massive earthquake strikes Southern California causing extensive  damage to headquarters. Mitch and Garner look for Craig and Cort who are  trapped inside of an underwater cave where poisonous gas is emitting  deadly fumes. Eddie is stuck inside of a lifeguard tower with a woman  who is about to give birth.

Join the gang as they discuss the new video game consoles and because Dave exists WaterWorld...

Craig, Mitch and Garner go for a weekend hang-gliding trip, but Mitch  has an accident when he gets stuck in a tree and eventually falls. With  Mitch unconscious, Craig and Garner have to wait for a rescue helicopter  to come, which is delayed. Meanwhile, Cort reacquaints himself with a  woman whose husband had drowned a year ago, but learns that the husband  actually faked his death to collect an insurance. Now, Cort must decide  whether or not to turn them both in.

Join the gang as they take a break from Baywatch to discuss what is going on in their life.  They get their King of the Hill on as they discuss propane.  Yes I am serious they pretty much just talk about propane.

Cort promises to come up with a load of cash for a nursing home, but he  needs Mitch and Craig's help to compete with each other in a water  skiing race with a big cash prize. Meanwhile, Shauni is still  grief-stricken and afraid to go back in the water in the wake of Jill's  death.

After a couple of sharks are seen in the bay and just off of the beach,  Mitch becomes even more concerned when the greedy owner of a restaurant  sponsors a Shark Derby to help promote the restaurant with a prize of  $25,000 to the one who kills the biggest shark. Lives are put at risk,  especially for one Baywatch lifeguard who is attacked while saving some  children, and Mitch becomes determined to find out why so many sharks  are in the area and what connection Bucky, the restaurant owner,...

When a rookie lifeguard claims he saw an apparition of a young girl  running through the surf in a white nightgown, everyone thinks he's  crazy. But when the lifeguard turns up dead after being drowned, Eddie  is haunted by the same apparition and it revives a painful memory of the  drowning of his sister. Meanwhile, Hobie attempts to babysit for a  friend's dog in his house without Mitch noticing.

Eddie is drawn into gambling after Cort takes him to an illegal offshore  casino and after a few nights of bad luck, Eddie finds himself $3,000  in debt. But when Cort discovers the place to be rigged with loaded dice  and marked cards, he, Craig and Eddie conspire to beat the gamblers at  their own game. Meanwhile, Hobie thinks he can slack off after his  English teacher, Amanda Keller, and Mitch begin dating, but he finds out  otherwise.

Cort and Eddie train junior lifeguards at a water slide park. But  someone is vandalizing the slide's pumps. Meanwhile, Captain Thorpe  wants Shauni fired for posing in a pinup calendar, but she claims she  was duped into posing. Hobie gets into a fight at school which  disqualifies him from a field trip to Baywatch, which requests a  parent-teacher meeting between Mitch and Hobie's attractive teacher,  Amanda Keller.

Craig, Cort and Eddie take a road trip to Mexico, but their vacation  south of the border turns ugly when they tangle with an angry American  tourist who won't leave them alone. At Baywatch, Mitch gets an uninvited  house guest: Captain Thorp when his wife leaves him, and Hobie develops  a crush on Shauni.

Mitch's charismatic but roguish old buddy, John D. Cort, joins Baywatch.  However, he's actually there to pull off a shady deal. Shauni and Jill  start selling sandwiches on the beach to put a shady sandwich vendor out  of business.

Jill teams up with Trevor to win a beach volleyball tournament, but all  she really wants is to beat her ex's team, no matter what. Eddie and  Shauni try to rescue a child trapped in a crashed armored car that's  about to fall into the sea.

itch hooks up with his and Craig's old flame, which makes Craig jealous.  Eddie buys a nice car cheaply and only realizes that he was swindled  when he gets arrested for driving a stolen car.

During a violent tropical storm, two escaped convicts shoot Garner and  leave him to die. They then break into the Baywatch headquarters and  take everyone there hostage. Captain Thorpe tries out for a radio surf  reporter.

A scary masked serial killer (popularly called the Night Puncher) who  roams the beach at night targets a local senator. Motherly Gina takes  care of Eddie after he gets his wisdom teeth pulled, which makes him  have an oedipal wet dream.

Eddie warns Shauni that her new boyfriend, Andrew, is not a good guy,  but she ignores it until Andrew gives her a black eye. Craig and Mitch  must stop a party boat out of control before it crashes into the crowded  Santa Monica pier.

Trevor enters rookie school to become a certified county lifeguard. One  rookie uses steroids to beat him. Eddie helps a girl pursued by her  abusive, murderous, drug dealing ex. Craig and Gina try to make a baby  during a weekend getaway.

Jill investigates a suspicious drowning and becomes involved with the drowned man's suspicious family.

Mitch takes Gayle to court to keep the custody of Hobie. After their  plane crashes, two robbers attempt to retrieve their suitcase full of  stolen money from the ocean. Captain Thorpe joins Eddie and Shauni on  their shift.