Alternate Titles For This Episode: The Burt EquationThe Wisconsin WaffleThe Soft Hand ClubThe Prickly Pineapple ProblemUnwanted Swinging Seeking some bad counsel of your own?  We'd love to hear from you: Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Its a voicemail extravaganza! We take several listener's voicemails and help someone successfully kidnap their ex's dog, help a wife who's angry at us putting ideas in her husbands dirty mind, learn about Gary's inability to sing the correct lyrics and so much more... Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Burt helps us answer how deep is enough, we help a shy date feel better about how delightful they are, and we learn why the three point stance isn't just for football Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a mom help her kid dominate a third grade bully, play the fan favorite Florida Man game, and even help Tim solve a thorny problem this week. Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"A goth masterpiece" - The L.A. Times"We LOVE stoned Burt" - The Providence Journal"Hoochie Mama becomes liturgical canon for local cult" - Miami Herald"Being nice is the new evil" - Tampa Bay Times"How to make the best out of a horrible situation" - The Baltimore Sun" Vintage Hitachi Color Television For Sale" - The Boynton Beach Penny Saver Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ...

Katy's high school CB handle, Jack is definitely the Holy Perv, vasectomy prep, and a completely shallow discussion about a girlfriend's use of TikTok as a life coach  Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Superfan Jennifer Coolidge gives us a call, we have a massive breakdown in the Bro-Code, and we spend some time in the Mandela Effect Zone Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We take questions exclusively from College Students this week and we help best friends work throu a classic Bro Code Breakdown, how an older student can fit in with the hipster kids, and how to make a successful podcast (spoiler alert - Lots of Booze!) Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help stop a horrible marriage from happening, discuss Bingo Tramps, cover why Adderall is Burt's best friend, and talk about Mike being Drunk and Stoned in the ICU for weeks at a time. X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What to do about your neighbor who smells like shit, literally, the best opening line on how to pick up a guy at the bar, the multiverse and its direct connection to parenting, and what to do when your wife severely misuses a word around kids and coworkers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener escape the wrath of a local GILF Mob, get back at a messy coworker and here how Gregg ghosted someone right after the drinks arrived at the table! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get your favorite pacifier ready because this show will have you giggling all show long ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We give a buttload of advice to one listener, play Florida Man Fact or Fiction, and plot revenge on a sister-in-law ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

How to keep your roommate from stealing your gal, dealing with your partners annoying dog, and how to make fun of billionaires ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We start out with some potty humor, give some parental advice, and leave you with the most raunchy, disgusting, terrible (and hilarious) joke of all time.  Enjoy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This soup-smackin' show cuts deep with our best advice yet and includes the pilfering of panties, how to jam your friends junk, and why Stacy's mom was definitely traipsing! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener compose a breakup text, another deal with his wife's sudden love of hypnotism, and share with each other who our actual celebrity look-a-likes are ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cousin Mike joins us this week! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Alternative Episode Titles: Cock ring craziness, Soaking in Missionary, Amish oil change, Burt was a Pyro, Just shove it in, Lead with your porn tastes, Forcible ass eating ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We talk 90's conspiracy theories, deadly maraschino cherry's, and the types of accountants the other accountants worship  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help Katy with a parenting challenge, name a newborn baby girl, figure out who our celebrity doppelgängers are, and learn how sex can actually be a viable philanthropic endeavor (according to Burt) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Another marriage saved, Troll V. Troll, dic pic gone horribly wrong, and how long is long enough to mourn - all on this electric episode! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★