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Takeaways Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience.Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected.Understanding and empathizing with your partner's emotions, even if you don't personally relate to them, is...

Takeaways Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people.Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved.Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and entertainment. Tattoos can have personal meanings and symbolize new beginnings or embracing the...

Takeaways Funny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content.Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms.Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment.Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments.Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on individual beliefs and values. Masturbating on a flight can be seen as morally acceptable by some, but...

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Takeaways Marijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiencesDifferent people have different reactions to marijuanaUsing tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memory and speech while high Marijuana affects individuals differently, with some experiencing stronger effects than others.Rasputin's penis is rumored to be in a museum in Iceland.Communication and setting boundaries are important in relationships. Planning revenge can be a fun and creative way to deal with difficult...

Summary In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movie recommendations, and personal grooming. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including ear hair plucking, movie theater etiquette, and the STI epidemic. They share their experiences and give humorous advice on how to handle these situations. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss...

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Summary The conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, and lighting issues. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the concept of a sugar daddy and how to help the listener's dad find a regular girlfriend. They also explore the idea of managing the situation and embracing the sugar daddy role. The hosts conclude by highlighting the great work they do on the...

Summary The hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They also talk about the limits of geekiness, concert experiences, listening to music in the bathroom, and the idea of being a know-it-all. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss polygraph machines and their plans for a group vacation. Takeaways Embrace your inner geek and don't be afraid to be a know-it-all.Imaginary...

Summary In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the weather in different regions, and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride. They also talk about feeding pets and share a parenting question. The episode concludes with a discussion about holiday drinks. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss teaching kids to cheat and shoplift, sharing personal shoplifting stories, the...

We deal with a bunch of whiners and misfits this week, with a little holiday cheer! Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener out of a hairy situation, clean up a situation with a crappy project team member, talk an older sister through a somewhat troubling situation involving her younger brother, and so much more... Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We learn why Burt's memoir will be titled "A Life in 15 Tabs", we help a naughty elf work through his Santa issues, help a listener become more hip with his carnal knowledge, and more fun stuff. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a listener deal with the ghost who lives in his girlfriends car, we save another marriage over porn viewing, and how to deal with your backseat driving partner. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Titles Burt wouldn't let us use: Sex Party; The Dungeon, Burt and His Wife Have a Quiet Night at the Neighbor's House, Those Hors D'Oeuvre's   Were Exquisite, Pinch Points are Always a Problem, and Please Pick Up Some Crackers.  Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help someone learn how to deal with their partners strange social awkwardness, we break down an interesting polyamorous Bro Code Breakdown, discuss "girl math" and "Burt Math", and share advice on how to shut down that bully boss of yours. Send us a question and you'll be part of the show! X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We help a wife who's been thrown a curve to overcome the latest turn in her marriage without getting bent; We help a couple translate their love language into something hotter; and we play three truths and a lie "Celebrity Edition" Want to be part of the show? Don't be scared. Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 126 is dedicated to Pepper, who was always as cute as a cookie. Want to be part of the show? Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Alternate Titles For This Episode: The Burt EquationThe Wisconsin WaffleThe Soft Hand ClubThe Prickly Pineapple ProblemUnwanted Swinging Seeking some bad counsel of your own?  We'd love to hear from you: Send us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Its a voicemail extravaganza! We take several listener's voicemails and help someone successfully kidnap their ex's dog, help a wife who's angry at us putting ideas in her husbands dirty mind, learn about Gary's inability to sing the correct lyrics and so much more... Ask us a question: X - @badcounsel1 Instagram  - @bad.counselFacebook  - @badcounselpodcastEmail - [email protected] - (541) 604-8487 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★