We're heading to the desert for the unofficial 5th slam - and no we don't mean Netflix Slam. We're also qwatching the new tennis IT couple, talking about THAT outburst, and previewing everything at Indian Wells. And don't miss the details on our meet up, March 11th at the Corona Cantina at 4PM. (Oh crap, those are the details - but, listen anyway!).

The Ball Boys are putting the verse in metaverse with a show all about the streaks, strokes, repeats and threepeats we're seeing on tour. Who's won Doha 3 times in a row? What player and coach are coming back together? And if you are named Caroline who are you likely to face on any given match? Find out with Paul and Billy and get ready to qwatch with us at Indian Wells.

Welcome to the latest episode of Ball Boys (Taylor's Version). We're recapping the ins and outs from around the globe. Come hear about the player who loves coming from behind. And, is Transylvania a real place? And finally, play SwiftBloat with us to find out what megastar can get some butts in the seats.

The first slam of 2024 is over, and Paul is on his way back from down under, full of fun, sun, and a lots of com...petition from the Australian Open. Catch our recap of the Koality matches and the draws that were Kangaruined. Is the WTA turning a corner or spinning its wheels? And how do we shove 5 guys into 4 seeds? Math, that’s how.  

The first slam of 2024 is over, and Paul is on his way back from down under, full of fun, sun, and a ton of com...petition from the Australian Open. Catch our recap of the Koality matches and the draws that were Kangaruined. Is the WTA turning a corner or spinning its wheels? And how do we shove 5 guys into 4 seeds? Math, that’s how.  

Come along as the Ball Boys break down the first week of the Australian Open.  On the kitten heels of becoming the number 1 tennis podcast in New Zealand join Paul as he completes the Qaweer Grand Slam (as an attendee) and comes to you live from Margaret Court Arena.  From Throatgate to Lobsbian Chic to wild draws no one could predict, the first Grand Slam of 2024 is chock full of drama, intrigue, and as always inappropriate jokes from Billy and Paul

The Ball Boys are back and bigger than ever for Season Deuce (or 2 in non-tennis worlds). We have a supersized episode bringing you the news, dudes, foods, and feuds from the 2024 tours plus a breakdown of the blockbuster first rounds from the Australian Open. And one of us went down under to get the inside scoop and one of us just went down.

The Ball Boys are celebrating their 18th episode, and the end of season 1, with an episode dedicated to tennis twinks.  Both the boys and ladies of the tour who are brash, fast, and are ready to crash the old guard.  We talk about the Twink Cup, aka Next Gen Finals, and travel all the way back to the year 2003, when most of the next gen were born.  (Yeah, we feel that too)

Happy Thanksgiving from our ball boys to yours. Billy and Paul are double stuffed at the tail end of the season and breaking it down slice by slice. And stick around for the game at the end where we devise the ultimate plan for taking down Novak in 2024. Gobble Gobble!

Paul and Billy are icing their moons after an incredible Ace the Moon event and recapping the latest and not so greatest from the tours. Come with us as we see Cancun, we see France, we see no one has a chance (against Novak). And stick around til the end of the episode when we use a popular childhood game to reimagine the WTA Finals.

The Ball Boys are back from the Asian swing with the latest, greatest, and gayest from the tour.  With more tournaments than corporate pride sponsors in June, we’ve sifted through them all to bring you highlights and insights you might have missed.  And have we anointed a new supreme?  Finally, stick around to play Game Set Matchmaker to find out what pairs would be hits and what pairs should just hit it.  

In today’s all-WTA episode, the Ball Boys give you a play-by-play of their trip to the San Diego Open, where they mistake a seat usher for Usher, witness the triumphant return of Sofia Kenin and get booed by one of their favorites.  And don’t miss Mycon or Youcon, a game where Paul and Billy pit the icons of the WTA against each other to find out who’s the gayest and greatest icon of them all. Venus, Serena, or someone else? Listen and find out!

Join Billy and Paul as we close out the US Open with all of our celebrity friends.  We’re recapping our first Qwatch party and celebrating the new queen of New York.  Plus find out which player needs a rage room, or at least an escape room and which tennis stars were sleaving the best for last.  

This week the ball boys take Manhattan, well Queens anyway, as we head to the US Open for the first day of the final slam of the season.  Come along and bring some Pepto; you're gonna need it. In just the first few days we're covering the spicy matches, a mystery virus, and some outfits that quite frankly deserve a code violation.  

In this episode the Ball Boys try to cram two Masters 1000 tournaments into their mouths like a couple of champion hot dog eaters. From the fireworks on and off court to some of the best tennis of the year we digest it all for you.  And stay til the end where we admit a crush we aren’t proud of, but love is love?

In this episode Billy and Paul dive deep into the bottom phase of the tour that is the 3 weeks after Wimbledon. Instead of recapping UMag and Lausanne we’re going even lower and talking about the biggest bottoms and bottomy behavior of the tour this year. Come find out who is the biggest bottom and hear us debate the most bottomy shot as we play “Pin the Tail on the Bottom.” 

In this episode our Ball Boys are reunited after Paul spent 18 days getting to Wimbledon for one day and Billy tanned and tried out bangs. Catch up on all the dirt from the grass and celebrate the fact that someone didn’t get to 24 grand slams.  Plus, find out about the LGBTQueue at Wimbledon and play Czech Mate - the game where we almost came to blows.  

On this episode Paul and Billy clean up their acts from the clay season just in time to get dirty in the grass. It's a wild time leading up to Wimbledon. Check out our picks for the grass grand slam and stay for a special Ball Boys surprise that is going to bringing you closer that ever.

Well, it happened. Voldemort is now the GOAT and Paul and Billy need to process it. Join us as we unpack the unthinkable at the French Open. And then in the second half of the episode find out who takes home the big prizes in our inaugural edition of The Disappointees. Yes, in honor of Pride month, Father’s Day, and how some of our father’s might have felt when we picked tennis over football, it's the awards show that highlights the lowlights from France. 

On this episode Billy and Paul give you a taste of the early rounds of Roland Garros 2023.  We cover the early surprises, bops and flops, and try to unpack a shushing battle between a top American and literally everyone else.  Sure, you know French Kissing, but have you ever tried French Shushing?  

We're back with a Roman Romp. Just like with Drag Race, when you think you’re getting a break we return with an All-Stars season you may or may not be ready for. Join us as we tirelessly slog through the ATP and WTA rainy season and cover all the hits, misses, disses, and drama from the Italian Open.  And we unveil another new game for you, “Ruud, Rune, Rublev or Rupaul” - because it’s not always so easy to keep them straight.

We’re deep into the clay court swing and Billy and Paul are back with the tennis podcast that's like a spa for your mind.  Join us for the latest, greatest, and gayest from the tennis world.  Come put on a clay masc and tap into your inner model ball girl, hear about Billy’s new haircut, and find out who gives the best massage.  And can the ball boys spell their way across the tour or should they have stuck to beauty school? 

Tune in for the second half of our 3rd episode where we talk rock bottoms and top shots between Rublev and Rune. And come out come out wherever you are - let’s celebrate a gay icon not many people talk about. Plus stick around for Game Set Matchmaker to find out who should make a great doubles team and who should just make out.

On this episode of the Ball Boys Podcast, Billy and Paul beat your heat and keep you hydrated for the second part of the Sunshine double with a wet and wild take on the tennis scene.  Come hear our latest bops and flops, including Paul’s new enemy he loves to hate (she knows what she did).  And find out about the red flags Bill just refuses to see.  And is this the best time in American tennis since Jan Michael Gambill stormed the quarters of Wimbledon?  The answer is a resounding, maybe.