HAPPY FRIDAY, BLUE BALLERS! This week, we have a very bittersweet announcement — Balls Deep has reached its end. It’s been a hell of a 49 episodes with y’all and we enjoyed every minute of schmooze, news, interview(s), Qs, and BOOZE! Don’t fret, we’re not going anywhere!! Our DMs are open :)  Phew, now that we ripped off the bandaid… let’s get to the schmooze! Rachel’s analysis of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s budding relationship shows that all roads lead back to Kris Jenner, and...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BLUE BALLERS! This week, the girls get Balls Deep in two of their favorite topics, SEX and FOOD, in this ultra-satisfying special episode. The girls wonder why there are no good Thanksgiving movies but tons of excellent TV episodes (#neverforget the pie from Gossip Girl), schmooze about holiday-themed step sibling porn, and share their best hometown hookup tips.  And for the main course: Why is food so sexy? Listen up for the breakdown. Arielle gives food play tips and...

Happy Balls Deep Day! This week, Arielle shares an exxxtremely juicy story and Rachel gives a TEDx Talk on Swift v. Gyllenhaal. The girls schmooze about horny laxative ads and shitting your brains out at fat camp, and tell you all about the former bishop who left Jesus to jack off pigs (really). In news, the hosts get Balls Deep in two studies that prove people are f*****g less than they used to — and that ain’t necessarily a bad thing!  Y’all are gonna wanna pay attention to this interview....

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week on Balls Deep, Rachel gets her t*****s painted, Arielle has a tipsy meet-cute at a vintage store, and together they roast No Nut November and praise Netflix’s Big Mouth. The girls schmooze about censorship and OnlyFans’ newest creator: a museum in Vienna. Tune in to learn about the world’s first unisex condom, why we self-sabotage relationships, and the importance of establishing a “shared reality” with your partner.  Can the spiritual be sexual?...

Happy No Nut November, BBs! This week on Balls Deep, the girls are TIRED and UNSOCIABLE! Rachel rewatches How I Met Your Mother and applauds it for giving couples the representation they deserve and Arielle shares her experience with Golden Penis Syndrome. The girls slam the person who created women’s fitted t-shirts and wonder if unisex clothing and names are really just masculine trends masking as gender neutral. In news, the hosts get Balls Deep in why couples who watch porn together stay...

It’s a Balls Deep Spooktacular! No tricks this week, only TREATS for our Blue Ballers! This week, Rachel and Arielle dive into the sexy history of Halloween to explore how a former Gaelic festival evolved into the one time of year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The girls wonder if Halloween costumes are sexist, explain why men should show more skin, and give the listeners tips on how to put together a last-minute look. Did you know that...

Happy Friday BOOs! This week on Balls Deep, Arielle is busy being alone, Rachel has flashbacks to Catholic school, and the girls debate what makes a vampire fuckable. In schmooze, the hosts chat about poo-phoria, why Sex and the City wasn’t feminist, and Hollywood’s hottest couples. For the listeners, the girls explain why watching porn ISN’T cheating and reveal some of the Blue Baller’s sex horror stories. Later on, Rachel shares some stats on rising dating show viewership and falling...

HAPPY FRIDAY, BLUE BALLERS! This week on Balls Deep, Rachel tries cycle syncing her period to her productivity, Arielle finally bonds with her kitten, and the girls schmooze about bisexual Superman, Salmon Rice Bowl Girl’s engagement, and why Saturday has always been for the girls. The girls give their verdict on whether you can turn a f*****y into a boyfriend and get Balls Deep in new safety standards for sex toys and how dangerous dating apps can be.  Intersectional sex and relationship...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week, Rachel takes a necessary break from work (and celebrates her birthday in solitude), Arielle needs new pants to fit her fat ass, and the girls chat about Tom Brady’s grossness and Lizzo’s TED Talk on twerking. In more schmooze, the girls teach men how to properly cover their infidelity, explain why some men botch their house chores, and Arielle recommends watching Professor Marsten and the Wonder Women on HBO. Fresh off the press, the cohosts get Balls...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week, Arielle masturbates to Jersey Shore, Rachel goes through hell week, and the girls schmooze about hickey hacks, Kardashian queerbaiting, and Netflix’s obsession with celibacy. The girls also discuss why maybe James Bond shouldn’t be a woman and the questionable “sex loopholes” Mormon teens use to preserve their virginity. Hot off the press, the hosts share a study that proves your grandparents are better at using dating apps than you and talk about how...

TGIF, BLUE BALLERS! This week on Balls Deep, Rachel celebrates her anniversary, Arielle gives a relationship status update, and the girls schmooze about the Met Gala, the petty queen Taylor Swift, and our divine goddess Megan Fox. For this week’s Blue Baller question, the girls wanted to know how “weird” you get with your partner. In news, Arielle talks about a new study that proves exposure to plus-sized people on Instagram makes you happier and Rachel breaks down the mating strategies of...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week, we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming. Rachel attempts an interesting TikTok trend with her boyfriend, Arielle reunites with her FB husband, and together, the girls schmooze about divorce parties, cuffing season, and baby fever in Hollywood. The girls also get Balls Deep in dating contracts, Amazon’s new docu-series LueLaRich, and explain why straights probably shouldn’t be partying at gay bars. In news, Rachel gives a quick update on Texas’s...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week, Rachel and Arielle get balls mf deep in all things abortion, and yes, they’re looking at you, Texas (and Mississippi, and every other state that’s tried to undermine a person’s right to abortion!). In this special edition episode, things are going to sound a little different. While there isn’t a guest interview, there is a breakdown of all the information you need to better understand the history of reproductive rights in the United States and where...

Happy Friday Blue Ballers!! This week on the pod, Arielle is obsessed with Jersey Shore, Rachel calls out slut-shaming on Bachelor in Paradise, and the girls question Drake’s weird habit of befriending teenage girls. Later on, the girls talk about a Texas anti-abortion website that’s being flooded with Shrek porn and share the best tips on how to send a dick pic that actually looks good. In news, the girls get Balls Deep into a legal battle between a man who sued his parents over his porn...

It’s the last Friday of the month, Blue Ballers and we’re here to help you go out of the month with a BANG! This week on Balls Deep, Rachel gets cock-blocked by her new kitten (Mandy Patinkin), Arielle takes a look inside a subreddit community where people fantasize about shtupping bees, and the girls schmooze about ugly representation, botox, and friend breakups. In news, Rachel and Arielle get Balls Deep into the disaster that is OnlyFans banning porn and why no one should ever have...

Cheers to the weekend, Blue Ballers! This week, Rachel reveals herself to be a recovering “Cool Girl,” Arielle has a smallllllll emotional breakdown, and the girls get Balls Deep into queer representation in Scooby-Doo, Batman, and Gossip Girl. Later on, they pose the age-old question: “Just how far will you go for sex?” and explain why Jamie Spears stepping down from Britney’s Conservatorship isn’t as great as it might seem. In sex news, Rachel and Arielle explore why Nazi Porn is so...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week on Balls Deep, Arielle eats ass, Rachel cuts her boyfriend’s hair, and together they review HBO’s FBoy Island- and get into a heated discussion on what it really means to be a “Nice Guy.” The girls schmooze and news about gaslighting on The Bachelorette, Reddit’s OnlyFans problem, and those weird apple cider vinegar penis enlargement ads. To top it off, they get Balls Deep into a study that confirms that women are extremely anxious in bed. Give a round of...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! Welcome back to another sexy episode-- strap in for some hot takes. This week, Rachel shares her go-to karaoke song, Arielle has sex with someone her friends don’t approve of, and the girls talk about the complicated dynamic of wanting to complain to your friends about your partner while also not wanting your friends to hate their guts. In schmooze, Rachel and Arielle get into why crusty old man Matt Damon is finally retiring the F-slur and break down the top 5...

It’s the 31st episode of Balls Deep!! WE’RE SO OLD!! This week, Arielle shows up with a big ol’ hickey (and a surprising announcement), Rachel laments adult hangovers, and the girls give the best hack for inducing menstruation. In schmooze, the girls discuss Barney’s tantric sex cult, why the Louvre is suing Pornhub, Vince Vaughn’s new comedy horror movie Freaky, Amazon’s upcoming lesbian reality show Tampa Bae, and sex toys in space (phew!). After a riveting conversation on celeb couple Zach...

Balls Deep is officially in its dirty thirties! That’s right — this is our thirtieth episode and we’re ready to take you for a ride! This week, Arielle has a threesome with I Love You Man and his dog and Rachel is working on giving out less advice to people who don’t want to take it. The girls schmooze about Madonna’s first orgasm, the iconic dating trend you’ve never heard of, and Hollywood’s obsession with unrealistic sex scenes. In news, they get Balls Deep™ into a study about friends who...

Happy Balls Deep Day, Blue Ballers! This week, Rachel decides to remove her IUD, Arielle gives her new lover blue balls, and together they brainstorm why boys love “the crazy.” The girls give the inside scoop on what you should watch this weekend and schmooze about Selena Gomez’s hot girl summer. They also debunk the myth that Elle Woods was originally meant to have a queer ending, hype up Nikki Glaser’s upcoming dating show FBOY Island, and give the 411 on two of 2021’s most unlikely...

It’s not getting any cooler and we know you’re thirsty for episode 28! This week, Arielle spills a secret from a late night romp and Rachel gives tips for dealing with Sweaty Summer Coochie™. The girls get Balls Deep into Kim Kardashian freeing Britney Spears, Netflix’s Sexy Beasts, Bill Cosby, the new breakup app PostDates, and Allison Mack’s sentencing. In news, the girls discuss the efficacy of the pull out method and how you can tell if someone wants sex based on just their facial...

It’s July and it’s hot as BALLS — might we suggest cooling off with the 27th installation of Balls Deep? This week, we live react to horny texts from one of Arielle’s many suitors before giving you a list of must-watch content. From Ilana Glazer’s False Positive (skip from 13:57 — 22:14 to avoid spoilers!) to Outer Banks, Rachel and Arielle also break down Britney Spears’ chilling court testimony and talk about the importance of showing healthy male bromances in media. In news, the hosts...

Happy Friday, Blue Ballers! This week on the pod, Rachel and Arielle reveal the dirty truth behind club promoters and wonder if anyone actually knows what a real-life 26 year old looks like. Schmooze highlights include the Batman/Catwoman oral sex debate, Victoria’s Secret’s long-overdue rebrand, and a politician’s perfect response to his leaked BDSM video. In sex news, the girls get balls deep into new protections for transgender students, why the Olympics banned sex but supplies condoms for...