Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird mask to gain trust of birds and failed miserably and a garlic bread factory that burned down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after vaping destroyed lungs, a Japanese parody religion invented to give people excuse to say no to things and a sloshed man accused of faking bear attack!

Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a satanic abortion clinic named after Justice Alito and a man who ate 5 pounds of potato salad!

It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion late at night and how 10% of the internet is encrypted via lava lamps!

Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile during attack, a naked opera singer with a bow and arrow who went on a rampage and 10 and 11 year old siblings who stole their moms car and drove 200 miles!

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payments, a Russian woman who has 22 children at age of of 26, how scientists have discovered a new Antarctica accent, the new owner of the Cock on a Stick stall and wild pig like animals that are tearing up golf courses!

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker who sold used sex toys to raise money for their film, a woman who returned from vacation to find her home demolished by mistake and how coin tosses are not 50/50!

Cuddly as a cactus and charming as an eel, he’s your new favorite snarky talk show host. Join The Grinch (and his faithful dog Max) each week as he rants against Christmas cheer and roasts celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. Starring Saturday Night Live’s James Austin Johnson as the notorious curmudgeon and broadcasting straight from Who-Ville, will The Grinch send these famous folks back down Mt. Crumpit, or will they soften his stance against Christmas and grow his heart three...

Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot, a fourth grade class that accidentally saw the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie and a man who planted 1.2 million sunflowers to surprise his wife!

Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant bill 20 times and the time the Titanic movie crew and cast was drugged with PCP spiked chowder!

Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team building ideas! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journalist who named her baby Methamphetamine Rules to test naming rules and sheep that devoured over 600 pounds of cannabis!

Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activities, the world's largest toothpaste collection, and a baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years!

It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record!

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how to deal with co-workers who wear too strong body spray! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match!

Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart!

Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be an even bigger failure? Each week on Wondery's new podcast The Big Flop, host Misha Brown is joined by different comedians to chronicle some of the biggest failures and blunders in pop culture history. Each episode will have you thinking to yourself, why in the world did this get made?! This is just a preview of The Big Flop. You can listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or...