Episodes
Love doves and party panthers: Malcolm X, before he was assassinated by the state, warned us of the pitfalls that would accompany a completely controlled and totalitarian mainstream media. Then the Clinton cartel came and de-regulated the industry,  helping to usher X's warnings into reality. Now here we are in 2024, and the duopolistic legacy media lies naked before us, entirely controlled and severely totalitarian. Watching a mainstream "news" program is subjecting oneself to programming,...
Published 05/03/24
Love doves and wit walruses! This Zany Audio Tidbit asks the question: What if children spoke to their parents the way White House press secretaries speak to the press? Drop in as some syntax-garbling word casserole gets unfurled by the imaginary Stitchenhausen press secretary kids, when they are confronted by their mother about the verminous state of their rooms. Con un corazón ligero, little raven kerkaww TRACKLIST FOR THIS ZAT Smokehouse - Hoodoo You ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man...
Published 04/30/24
Welcome back you marvelous meerkats and lustrous love doves to another original BNP Zany Audio Tidbit. This tidbit features everyone's favorite jabbed up Sesame simps: Elmo and his Dad! With Tax Day just behind us, Elmo has some questions about why exactly taxes are so important, and what they are actually used for. Listen on to hear how Elmo's Dad uses this inquiry as a, er... teachable? moment. Or something like that. Bonus points to whomever is able to identify the source of the cinema...
Published 04/22/24
Love doves and power penguins, Welcome back to the BNP! This week I'm featuring a swap cast with Aron & Cam of Alt-ernative UK. They are building a fascinating channel and I really enjoyed this conversation, covering such diverse and juicy topics as migration, the real human impact of racist immigration policies on human beings who happen to be migrants, and possible root causes of systematic immigration f*ckery. We then shift gears and chat about plant medicine, psychoactive mushrooms,...
Published 04/16/24
Love doves and hype heifers, This Zany Audio Tidbit features a Little Raven original song parody, Yakov the Red-Coat Heifer. We then travel deep into the plains of Texas to Hank's Heifer Hatchery. Hank's Heffs has been serving all your exotic and custom-built genetically engineered heifer needs since 2022. Need a custom heff? Call Hank! Use Code: ArmagedDONE for 10% off your first order. Call Now!! These heffs are goin faster than you can say 'da fuq is going on right now?'   Con...
Published 04/05/24
What's excellent love doves! This episode we welcome back friend of the show, fan favorite and hermano del otro madre, Dusty Don Drake. Dusty Don is an energy worker, healer, conscious forester, and always a wealth of unique and priceless insights. I've been sitting on this conversation for a little minute, waiting for the right time to release. I feel now is the time. Strap in and spark up, because in this chat we get into some juicy, timely, important and empowering stuff, such as the...
Published 04/02/24
Love doves and prickly pears, This Zany Audio Tidbit* drops in on a smoke-filled back room populated by bigwig Laymo self-driving vehicle executives and distinguished PHX city planners. Topics discussed include a proposed "final solution" to the city's homeless problems. After all, we wouldn't want the dandy executive's esteemed associates from Dubai to be put off by the unseemly wreckage of a totaled American Dream... con sonrisas, little raven kawww *Zany Audio Tidbits are strictly...
Published 03/26/24
Love Doves & Party Pikas, I'm back with another Barbarian Noetics livestream release, this one featuring the host of My Family Thinks I'm Crazy and founder of Alt Media United: the prolific and insightful Mark Steeves. Always a pleasure to chat with Mark, and in this conversation we constellate around the subjects of mental health, spiritual equanimity, and techniques of remaining grounded and centered amidst the swirling tumult of current events, paranormal research, and the modern...
Published 03/25/24
Love doves and plush pups, This Zany Audio Tidbit maintains: if you're raving in order to artificially extend a genocidal starvation campaign of a besieged civilian population, you're raving for the wrong ass reasons. Tangentially, raves don't actually have to be nakedly capitalist enterprises. They can simply be a group of friends with a generator, a pocket of unused and unnoticed land, and a couple subwoofs. Just sayin. Also: f*ck A.I., f*ck A.I.-driven marketing, (ya know what: f*ck...
Published 03/18/24
Love doves and cinnamon snakes, This Zany Audio Tidbit features an original parody track, Mexicana Girls, cooked up fresh by your loyal lil Beach Bird.   This BNP ZAT is brought to you by... Dark Matter. Don't know what it is or how to measure it, but use code 'ThaFuq' for infinity % off at some theoretical checkout to be located somewhere along the future-past spines of the forever unfurling Rainbow Serpent. Happy Hunting! con risas, little raven kerkawww TRACKLIST FOR THIS ZAT Jam On...
Published 03/15/24
What's up love doves! I'll be periodically releasing these simmering Rokfin lives onto the feed. This one ripped bc I was blessed with two transcendent guests: Dusty Don Drake & Andy Brown. Dusty Don is a W. Point grad, one-time oil & gas executive who, after experiencing profound spiritual revelations, dedicated his life to soul medicine, healing of the collective and energy work. Andy Brown is a legendary local artist and muralist. His work can be seen all around the Valley,...
Published 03/11/24
Love doves, Just a quick & uplifting Energy Audio Tidbit on a sleepy Monday evening here in Sonoran Mesoamerica. This EAT was inspired by a recent livestream and constellates around the concept of optimism. Upon reflection, optimism reveals itself to be largely a self-generated (or more precisely, body-mind-generated) state of being. Once optimism is generated within the self, via the frequency super conductors of our chakra system, it can be radiated outwards and shared with others....
Published 03/05/24
Love doves and peace panthers, This episode was initially inspired by my friend and brother Brandon, a Palestinian-American who was featured on a recent BNP forum discussion re: Palestine. He offered me some clarifying words illuminating the greater context of Z*onism, particularly in this moment of history, and he gave me permission to share with you all. While I was working on this ep, the news broke of Aaron Bushnell, a 25 year old active service member of the U.S. Air Force, who made...
Published 02/29/24
Love doves and courage cats: This episode I'm very pleased to welcome back the inimitable and insightful Christian Yordanov. It's always a joy to chat with this man, and in this conversation we at least attempt for a lighter tone, poking fun at some of the main ghoulish NWO globalist architects such as Clowns Schwab, Mole-Rat Harari, Shrill Billy Gates and more, and asking the question: who hurt you, bro? Join for a rollicking psychoanalysis of the psychos, as we explore possibilities of...
Published 02/20/24
Slay Jane Baddie-all had been studying bonobos on the *Southside* Congo river when she caught wind of Jane "De-populate the Masses" Goodall giving stump speeches at the World Economic Forum. This disturbed her greatly. So, when a mentally erratic longhair podcaster contacted her to complain about the MKULTRA-ish Goodall billboards all over the damn road pushing faux green billionaire agenda own nothing & eat the bugs gobbledygook, she knew she had to act. TRACKLIST Cymande - Cymande...
Published 02/18/24
What's up love doves! TRIGGER WARNING: If you're staunchly pro-Zionist, a proud gov't informant, or if you just don't want your fee-fee's hurt, you should probably skip this one. For the rest of you maniacs, spark up and strap in for 20 minutes of Little Raven speakin' his damn mind! Getting f****d with on multiple levels has a cumulative effect, and sometimes you just gotta vent, baby. Yes, I know it's the day after Valentine's. Whatever: I do everything late and time is fake. Abolish...
Published 02/15/24
What's good love doves! Just a quick wee hour Energy Audio Tidbit from a rain-quenched (apagado por la lluvia) and vibey (vibraciónisma) weekend eve here in the Sonoran desert of northern Mesoamerica, reminding all the perspicacious pumas out there that you are in fact in control of your shit. It can sometimes feel as though one is buffeted constantly by the winds of petty tyrants, sneaky snitches, whiny bitches, delicate "tough guys," etc etc. Sometimes, life is downright exhausting. Just...
Published 02/11/24
Love doves, dragonfly dreamers and pre-cognizant pumas! Introducing Rim Country Radio with my good brother Deus ex Machinist. We're doing these livestreams Sunday evenings around 8:08PM Arizona Time on Rokfin: join us! Rim Country Radio is where survivalism meets esotericism meets off-grid living meets cultural critique meets resuscitating this Republic and holding the predator class to account. I do not consent to an endless hellish cavalcade of unnecessary bankers' wars waged...
Published 02/01/24
Blessings to the love doves! This Energy Audio Tidbit asks a most foundational and significant question: when is enough, enough? "Happiness" is perhaps distinct from "contentment." What does it mean to be content? How does one discover contentment? When is enough, enough? How much do we really, truly, deeply, need? Sometimes, we share more when we have less. This is NOT propaganda for the own nothing be happy ghouls. Abundance is desirable and fantastic. We all deserve abundance. But what...
Published 01/29/24
Dragonfly Dreamers and Pantherine Partygoers, This Energy Audio Tidbit slash Morsel is a heartfelt missive inviting all the love doves (and even the blessed hater gators out there) to hearken back to the timeless words of Martin Luther King Jr. and judge people based on the content of their character, not on other factors such as melanin percentages or bureaucrat class documentation. And let me just add: we exist on a living organism that loves all Her angelitos and it is this pajarito's...
Published 01/23/24
Dragonfly dreamers, prickly pear pumas and raucous rock pigeons: I'm incredibly jazzed to introduce you all to a genuine soul brother and powerful energy worker: Dusty Don Drake. This man has insights! We dig into all sorts of juicy, spicy, nutritious & adaptogenic stuff: how to engage with energy work during difficult times, the nature of the Spiritual Adversary, and how we can adapt and overcome anything and everything that comes our way throughout this wild and wacky romp through...
Published 01/10/24
Dragonfly Dreamers, This Zany Audio Tidbit features two good ol' boys Larry and Darryl having an enlightening chat during  a chance encounter at the Black Hole Foods Market in their city's hip new shopping and drinking district, Gentrificadia. con amor y risitas, little raven kerkawww TRACKLIST FOR THIS TIDBIT TiHKAL Moon Dweller - Sounds of the Supermarket 4 Support the showSupport My Sponsor: Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at...
Published 01/09/24
Dragonfly dreamers, My Afro-Cuban neighbor Reinaldo is the man. He was there for me when my Dad died, and he hand-fabricated my beloved ball and chain aka Morningstar. Always a delight to speak with this man, wanted to share this New Year's chat with the love doves. con amor y determinación, little raven kerkawww TRACKLIST FOR THIS EAT DJ_Ezequiel - Los Angeles Azules Mix Support the showSupport My Sponsor: Magic Mind Adaptogenic & Nootropic Elixir 20% off at...
Published 01/02/24
Dragonfly Dreamers, The 17 and counting security agencies want you to have a safe and secure holiday season. con amor y las travesuras, little raven kerkawww TRACKLIST FOR THIS TIDBIT Atomic Fireballs - Secret Agent Man Instrumental Henry Mancini - Pink Panther Theme Wales String Quartet - Mission Impossible Theme Instrumental Original Instrumental Songs - Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone Dykotomi - Corvid Crunk Check out Dykotomi! He is a good homie and a good artist. "Unjustifiably in...
Published 01/01/24