Tis the season babe! In this week’s episode Susi and Randall discuss lying to your children, making bath bombs out of cremations, and dropping old ladies! It’s beginning to feel like Christmas! Susi is going to Miami and Randall thinks arguing is fun! So grab a cucumber, put it in your gin and tonic and drink with us!! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at http://www.Manscaped.com Help us make a difference! You can donate and...

Happy Thanksgiving Babe! In this very merry episode we give thanks to our listeners, food, and boobs! Randall thinks having Friendsgiving is sad and Susi has watched the new Taylor Swift music video too many times. We also discuss Black Friday, Thanksgiving traditions, and how you should only cook a Turkey once a year! So get your favorite hard seltzer and plant a tree for this weeks episode! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at...

Long time no see Babe! This week Susi and Randall reunite after 3 weeks apart! They discuss their weird feet, the pretentious people at Apple and United Airlines, how every city sucks, and their comments on Instagram. Randall accidentally went to a Cutco interview and Susi talks about working with babies! So grab a Ranch Water, or whatever you like to call it, and reunite with us babe! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at...

Suck on my toe and spit in my mouth because we got a new episode babe! This week Susi and Randall play “Never Have I Ever” and take a few too many shots! Randall “jokes” about drinking on the job and Susi can change a car tire so F**k you! Everyone also thinks Randall is gay and we talk about getting high! Pour yourself a Paper Plane babe and get high like paper and fly like planes! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at...

Good morning babe! This week Susi and Randall start drinking in the early morning. (It’s only a problem if you don’t admit it.) Randall looks up the signs of being an alcoholic and they both check all the boxes. We talk about chronic pain and boners, how golfers aren’t athletes, and meeting new people for the second time. We also get another wild drunk/sex story! It’s a wild day of drinking. So take the day off from work or better yet, DON’T! Drink all day on the job with a refreshing mimosa...

Happy Halloweenies!! Babes we are back with a brand new spooky episode! This week Susi and Randall talk about being possessed, having sex with Ted Bundy, dinner with Jeffery Dahmer, and how every scary movie ends bad! We also talk about Gabby Petito, Alec Baldwin, and so much more! So put your tongue into the Goblet of Fire and take some spooky shots with us! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at http://www.Manscaped.com Help us make...

Ladies and gentlemen we made it episode 42!! The greatest episode of all time! Trust us this one is wild! This week Susi and Randall answer some of your guy's naughtiest and funniest questions. Randall acts like a wounded soldier after sex and Susi is loves to re-enact old war scenes with her brothers. We talk about potato aliens, narrating your way out of arguments, weird sex requests, and Squid game. We take a shot in honor of all the people who take shots with us during our podcast too. So...

Look how fancy we are! This week Susi and Randall talk about their experience wine tasting at the wonderful Flying Leap. Wine tasting is too sophisticated for us! Susi brings up the Gabby Petito case and Randall talks about what Norm Macdonald meant to him! We talk about social media, how worship leaders make their orgasm face while singing, and how strippers are like wine tastings! We also finish up our last Would You Rather game. It's all here! So grab a Lavender Whiskey Sour (hopefully...

Happy 40th babe!! First off, Susi and Randall just want to say thank your supporting us for 40 freaking episodes! This week we discuss the exciting topic of what we do in our free time. Randall applies for jobs and does interviews he is not qualified for and Susi is a picky eater, but the god kind! We do a new twist on Would You Rather that'll affect us next week and we tell some high stories. So grab the catfish of drinks aka Liquid Marijuana aka the Blood of Shrek and lets get...

Amen babe! This week Susi and Randall switch out a cocktail for the holiest of shots, the Blood of Christ Shot. They discuss communion on how God's portion sizes may be off. Randall has a few more crazy cop stories that involve a helicopter and him thinking he is Liam Neeson. Susi also gets pulled over in Utah for having too many Redbulls. Naughty girl. They also are disgusted by bats and think everyone deserves a plane. We bring back a hilarious drunk story that involves a donkey. So say...

Welcome to our most inappropriate episode! This week Susi and Randall discuss the "Love Muscle", the abortion ban, and fighting large ducks.  Randall wakes up douchey and Susi gets a concussion while drunk. We also discuss dingus facts, small talk, and hot fall weather. Would You Rather turns into a heated argument too. So grab a bro tank, an Adios MotherF***er, and a bad attitude babe! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at...

Shots, shots, shots babe! This week the shots might have gotten to us...Oopsy! Susi and Randall talk about the tase of ear wax, mild road rage, and college stories. We also get a bit serious on life advice and drink some delicious Church along the way. We also listen to a hilarious drunk story from one of the best dudes around.  This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH20 at http://www.Manscaped.com Help us make a difference! You can...

This week Susi and Randall talk about a wide variety of subjects. They have one of the most interesting discussions about eating babies during Would You Rather. Randall drinks things too fast and Susi likes straws in her mouth. Susi asks Randall questions about stand-up comedy and Randall has more weird sex stories. We also talk about OnlyFans and sex work. So strap in, get a Tropical Gin Fizz, and drink with us babe! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free...

Ooooo yeah baby! This week Susi and Randall discuss a range of topics that Randall wanted to talk about. Dirty talk in the bedroom, the right way to hang toilet paper, keeping secrets and how much easier life is when you're hot. These are just a few of the topics we talk about. We also bring back Drunk Stories and have a blast with Brad. So grab a consensual Sex on the Beach and have a laugh with us! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code...

Religion is fun everybody! This week Susi and Randall go off the rails discussing a little bit of everything. Randall thinks he’s God and Susi talks about her religious upbringing. We finally go 3 for 3 on Would You Rather and we go off topic…a lot! Randall also opens up about his relationship with Kesha. It’s a fun spiritual episode! So grab the Russian Mojito AKA the Blackberry Mojito and get drunk with us! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with...

You guys asked so here ya go! Susi and Randall dish out more relationship advice this week. From how to start a relationship to long distance, we give it all. If you want to be successful with another person, do exactly the opposite of what we say! Grab an Unannounced Day Tripper and day drink with us! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH at http://www.Manscaped.com Help us make a difference! You can donate and help people suffering...

Are we drunk or are we tired? The answer to that riddle is YES! In this week's episode Susi and Randall stay up til the early morning talking about nonsense! Randall crapped his pants and Susi says genuinely a lot! its a great episode! We play Would You Rather for way too long and listen to a drunk story of a group friends knocking their friend's tooth out. It's wild. So grab a Revolver, and then make a drink called The Revolver and try to just listen to this insane episode. This episode...

Bottoms up! In this weeks episode Susi and Randall discuss awkward hook ups, Tinder stories, and getting caught in the act of making gravy. From girls using tinder to get rides to work to having sex midday at a park, this episode has it all. We also have our first tie in Would You Rather and have a hilarious Drunk Story sent in from a listener! So pour yourself a Scallywag Rum and enjoy...or else! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code BTH...

What's the worst advice you've ever gotten? Probably to listen to this podcast. This week Susi and Randall explore past advice they received and childhood beliefs they once had. From pointing your toes at someone to what say at a job interview to first love advice, we got it all. Susi also takes a shot for believing there is no difference between Coke and Pepsi. We play Would You Rather and listen to your Drunk Stories! So grab an actual screwdriver and mix your drink and please don't listen...

That's a deal breaker! In this week's episode Susi and Randall debate on different red flags and deal breakers on a first date! From talking to much about yourself to staring too much at your forehead, these are the type of things that will end a date early. Randall brings a folder to every date and tests every girl. Susi thinks girls haver more sex than guys. We do another round of Would You Rather and introduce a new segment called Drunk Stories! We pick a random listener of the podcast who...

The world is opening back up and so are we! In this week's episode Susi and Randall discuss how the pandemic is over? Randall enjoyed seeing everyone lose their minds like him and Susi lost a lot of friends (but gained some). Both Susi and Randall obeyed the law and yet still got a lot of action on tinder! Can we go back to "normal" if we weren't normal in the first place? Who cares! We also play an intense game of WYR and take more shots! And you should too! Make yourself an old timey...

Tequila! In this week's episode Susi and Randall put themselves in difficult hypothetical relationship scenarios! Rebounding with an ex is great, open relationships are hot, and walking in on your parents banging is fun for the whole family!  We bring back "Would You Rather" and maybe do too many shots (and you should too). So make yourself a Tequila Sour, take a shot, and pass out with this episode playing in the background! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free...

Some people are just creepy! In this week's episode Susi and Randal talk about moving out and weird roommates. Susi just moved out of her parent's house and met with the strangest realtor/serial killer on the planet. Randall had a roommate who wasn't who he said he was. This episode has everything from surprise dildos to creepy creeper creeps. We also try a new segment called Would You Rather and take a few shots along the way. So gulp down a Spicy Paloma, sit back, and definitely don't move...

Everybody is fake and its so attractive! In this week's episode Susi and Randall delve into their lives on social media. They discuss the harms and benefits of being yourself online. We all know social media can't be good for us, but this podcast was born from it so it can't be all that bad. So "ice" yourself with a Kansas City Ice Water and listen to two influencers talk about how harmful influencers are! This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% off and free shipping with the...