You're not a cook, and I'm not telling everyone. Save your breath, I never was one. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Let's really get into the weeds of this. How MANY pizzas did they buy the day they shot the pizza scene? We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Two half measures make a full measure. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You'd think there wouldn't be an episode called Half Measures, but here we are. I was told otherwise. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

It's actually a totally different place than Albuquerque. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Starring Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and introducing Fly Model #3 as The Fly! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Just when you think nothing could top the horrors that Walter White has had to face during his moral descent... along comes a fly. Catastrophic. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Really, in a Kafka story, the meth would be a bueracratic drug that all individuals are required to take to meet Happiness Requirements. Find out more in my Franz Kafka/Breaking Bad slash fic! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Gus shows Walt just how powerful he really is. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Tiny, tiny cousins. So smol. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Gus and the cousins come to an understanding. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Más?! But you JUST said no más! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

With a title like Green Light, what could possibly go wrong? We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Skylar gets her revenge. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Oh! Is the strike over? We're back, baby. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Our order of adapters for a Hoover Max Extract® Pressure Pro™ Model 60 finally came in. For now. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

And just when you think "Mas?" No. No mas. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

You got thoughts? We got thoughts. Walt's thoughts? "Wanna cook?" We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

The plane is also a metaphor for Walt's soul. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Death. Birth. Heroin. Mars. All of these things are contained within the metaphor of the Phoenix. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

No, no. You're right. That made no sense. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Walt Jr drinks to please his dad. And more! We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

Two men, one RV, and a barrel of methylamine walk into a desert. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.

But not the series. The episode. Featuring the commercial. We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and Trent Peters for creating our great podcast art.