In this episode, Mark takes the night off as Chris and Helen bust out their best dance moves to the unmistakable sounds of Poltergay… Also, a rare apology…

In this episode, our heroes face defeat because none of them took Finnish at school, Chris tries to find meaning in 50 percent of a film, and we pay tribute […]

In this episode, our intrepid trio travel back to Terminal Island for the sequel that’s a prequel that’s not really about anything, and even less makes sense. Confused? You will […]

Back for a new year, Helen kicks things off with the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes (with an aggregated score of 0%). Surely, a film featuring Puss in Boots, Darth […]

In this festive offering, Chris, Mark and Helen relive their film school days as they look at what at least one of them describes as the worst film they’ve ever […]

In this episode, our trio join intrepid warriors from the Philippines in battle against… something? When we work it out, we’ll tell you. No Transformers were harmed during the making […]

In this episode, the gang rounds off spooky season with Scooby and the gang as they call back to some of their most mystifying adventures. Jinkies…

In this episode, Helen picks out the amazing true story that launched careers of some of the foulest mouths in all of film, television and theatre. We approve.

In a first for this show, we talk smack about not one but two different movies as Chris, Helen and Mark watch two very different versions of the same film, […]

In this episode, watch Mark struggle to keep up as Helen finally gets to do a whole show on fashion, tries to follow a missing narrative, and pick out themes […]

In this episode Mark and Helen are left unsupervised for far longer than is strictly appropriate as they take a look at 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex

In this episode, battle lines are drawn as Chris, Mark and Helen disagree over the repugnant deployment of homophobia, car p0rn, and the three films we could’ve had instead of […]

In this episode, our heroes discuss high-concept metaphysics, the rules of the Dogme 95 movement, and art imitating life as one of our favourite sidekicks descends into an abyss of […]

To celebrate a half-century of pulling turds from the cinematic sewer, all for your listening pleasure, our intrepid brownwater surfers went ahead and picked up something truly special…

In this episode, our intrepid explorers take on furry eggs, a killer llama from outer space and the worst house party since Noel Edmonds disgraced British TV screens.

In this episode, the band’s back together in time for our Easter special (ish – the timing didn’t quite work for this to be at actual Easter…) featuring a Jesus-centric […]

With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]

In this episode, Mark takes a well-earned if not completely mistimed break to deal with technical difficulties, Captain America 2.0 makes an early appearance, and D-Day gets a makeover, in […]

In this episode, we start Christmas on the network with a preview from the grotesque Elf of Chrismas Future, featuring the effects of global warming, aliens, and a pair of […]

A new contender for the “Biggest pile of sh!t we’ve endured” award, we reluctantly wander into the Jellicle Ball, whatever the hell that means… And, to be clear for the […]

We couldn’t decide which deserved more scorn – gingers or clowns – so for this year’s hallowe’en special, our intrepid trio smooshed them together to check out the film not […]

In this episode, Helen and Mark battle through monsoons, the war in Ukraine and a dead old lady to cast an eye over Russia’s answer to The Avengers. While you’re […]

In a late change to our schedule, our heroes return to Sicilly for more trashy eurpop-laced softcrore porn, Stockholm Syndrome turned up to 11, and – Mark hopes, at least […]

In this episode, our intrepid sewer-spelunkers return with possibly the greatest atrocity to emerge from Germany. Well, almost…