We have a confession to make, Paypigs and Prayer Warriors: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, you enjoy living don't you? We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We 3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid...

If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the...

Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for...

Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle.

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on f*****g! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by...

Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn! Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter

Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us,...

We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible. outro: YMRM by Ogre Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter

Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize outputs during your hoe era, what to do about an unrequited crush, how to survive white suburbia,...

This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ ! FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with that though.. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our...

Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your favorite they-devils take a look on how the game was made, how it was played, and what exactly,...

WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dY Okay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Part 2 traces the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connects the post-Cold War scrambling for new wars by defense contractors, US officials, military leaders and right wing intellectuals to the rise of video games as a pedagogical method and...

There is a pipeline from video games to the US military and it goes forward and backward and side to side, just like the buttons on your Gameboy Advanced. In this first installment, we look at the history of video game development and learn that when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when the eternal war machine was carrying you, dear gamer. We come very close to accusing Activision of doing 9/11, but we show some restraint. note: our website is going through a...

Lonelies and the Perpetually Unlucky in Loves, rejoice! For your divine theminines are here to give you romantic advice. Unfortunately, a lot of you are even more mentally ill this year. And so, in her infinite grace and wisdom, special guest Joan Summers has come on behalf of Saint Valentine to help Kenny and Virgil help you decide what to do about unwanted crushes, friends having affairs, choosing the right e-girl, and whether moving will solve all your problems. Part two is on our patreon...

This week, your heroes — Kenny, Virgil, & Greg, dive into Dumbledore’s hole for the very last time. We assemble the final pieces of the rationality puzzle including the clandestine labor practices of ChatGPT and what it takes to build the Cyber Truck (Not Sponsored). Finally, with Valentine’s day right around the corner, we wrap the episode with a tender look at Yudkowsky’s OKCupid profile and determine if we're a match to join his poly dance card! note: our website is going through a...

The girls are fighting here in Dumbledore’s hole! In contrast to the evil computer hive mind that has all these rich people wetting the bed, most of them are not in complete agreement on how this spooky microchip is actually supposed to work. This week, Kenny, Virgil and Greg talk about Mark Zuckerberg shade, Grimes’ chat with a glorified Akinator, OkCupid, and Virgil uses their math degree to explain us a thing.

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Basilisk? A lot of people apparently. But don’t feel bad, pay pigs and prayer warriors, they are all the worst. This week, it’s part two of Dumbledore’s Hole. Kenny, Virgil, and Greg are spelunking deeper into this old wizard’s caverns to find the Singularity Believer’s most fearsome enemy; Roko’s Basilisk. But why does a (very very dumb) thought experiment written by a forum poster have some of the richest, most powerful people in the world trembling under their...

It's a big one, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Kenny and Virgil are headed down Dumbledore's Hole into the Realm of Singularity and the School of Less Wrong, a theory that may or may not have been invented by a published fanfic writer who is so terrified of death that he takes 100 pills a day. Joined by the level-headed economics understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show, the trio take a gander at a world filled with rouge AI, rationalism, atheist movements, private islands, "think tanks",...

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s...

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s...

To the moon, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Ceres has a public service announcement: despite the crypto crash, bananacoin remains unnaffected, much to the relief of the Kennedy family. But while the #1 cryptocurrency of leftist cafes in the global north remains strong, we need to talk about the cryptocrash. Kendall and Ceres have taken on the emotional labor and are ready to explain the FTX scandal to you, but more importantly, make fun of a tumblrina. The they-devils come out the other side...

This Thanksgiving (or is it TAKES-giving? you decide, pay pigs and prayer warriors) skip arguing with your New Dork Crimes reading uncle or Q-Pilled Cousin about sexual mutual aid and instead tune into the 300 IQ grand debate between Ceres and Gorilla Radio Show co-host, Greg. The ultimate communist shonen main characters battle it out over neighbor chili, bisexuality and pansexuality, reading theory, sex work, and more! This is part 1, for part two, tune into Gorilla Radio Show, out...

Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, Kendall and Ceres are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will Kendall, Ceres and Ashlyn discover a way beyond the ads? Or are redditors and tiktok users the scholars of our foreseeable...