Murderers have a lot of bad mojo. It's only a matter of time before the Law finds them. But sometimes, another killer finds them first! Other times, serial killers underestimate their victims' self-defense.  Jeffrey Dahmer teased the wrong inmate in prison. Neal Falls was dumb enough to put down his gun for a moment. Richard Heaton should've searched his victim better. Dean Corll's own murder-assistant did him in. Join us as we share tales of murdered murderers.

A leftover story about a headless man in Golden Gate Park, plus a few crude outtakes from our early attempts at podcasting – back when we thought alcohol was necessary before recording conversations. This is very Not Safe For Work material - please don't be offended!

We all like to get a little freaky at times. Some people take it too far. We explore the stories of murder and mayhem in the darker corners of kink, from pyrophilliac Thomas Sweatt to Phillip Bondy's botched leg amputation fetish, at the hands of a legendary hack, Dr. John Brown. We even throw in an unfortunate death by carrot.

Holiday meals are a dangerous thing. That turkey might have some buddies. And they might want revenge. Here are a few terrible turkey tales to make you tremble at the thought of Christmas dinner!

Let's talk real vampires! Renfield Syndrome, clinical vampirism and the growing vampire community that has had to struggle for a respectable identity under the stories of murderous legends like the Atlas vampire, Richard Chase and Nicolas Claux.

This time we serve up the story of Armin Meiwes, the German who advertised for someone to allow him to eat them, and got a taker! Then we dig into the story of the Mignonette and poor Richard Parker, a story of survival cannibalism that changed legal precedent in a world where eating someone... isn't techinically illegal!

The last 60 years has been a renaissance in Cannibalism research. Anthropology has found numerous examples in history. Medicine has benefited from the discovery of prions and Kuru. The Anasazi might not have been so peaceful... and Christopher Columbus was a jerk.

Informant, rat, turncoat, Stool Pigeon... Snitch!! Vulgar language to a criminal. Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano is famous for turning informant to save his hide. Charles Becker is the first (and only?) cop in the U.S. put to death for killing Herman Rosenthal. And why do so many people snitch today? What are the risks? What if the evidence is faked? It's happened before!

Hollywood's had a share of villains—some, off-screen! Thomas Edison sued Hollywood into existence. Harry Cohn's iron fist ruled all. Spade Cooley the singing cowboy became a forgotten Lawrence Tierney, a beloved crook of Film Noir and Reservoir dogs... drank gallons and punched anything that moved!

Between Murph the Surf and the Book Bandit, was anything safe?! We talk about one of a famous theft of the Star of India sapphire by Jack Murphy, who went on to commit murder... and become a motivational speaker. Then tour the world of book theft, with the tale of Stephen Blumberg - the most prolific book thief of the 20th century. Hell! He could be the most prolific doorknob thief, too!

A whirlwind tour through the fascinating - and slightly gruesome - world of Forensic Entomology! We talk about what bugs visit a body and when. Then we talk about how insects have helped convict - and exonerate people! Vincent Brothers couldn't hide his murderous ways from a tell-tale grasshopper. And, Steven Truscott got his name cleared after half a century.

In the closing years of the Wild West, Jim Miller ran rampant in Texas as a killer for hire, a trusty double-barrel shotgun as his favorite weapon. Among many victims, he killed his brother-in-law, took part in a bloody feud in Pecos, and hired the best lawyers to help him escape every time—until frontier justice finally got the best of him in Oklahoma.

In 1962, three men escaped Alcatraz - something that was supposedly impossible. They were never seen again, and people still debate whether they survived. We walk through the escape, and a few other escapes that prove it was entirely possible. In fact, the first recorded escape attempt was a partial success - with one man swimming across the bay in the 1860s.

We break the myth of the Female poisoner by bringing you a few tales of men who chose this way to kill. A modern day poisoning by George Trepal—It doesn't take a Mensa member to realize poisoning your neighbors isn't the way to handle a spat. But George must've missed class that day! Then, join us for a tale from poison's Victorian heyday - Have a little Thomas Neill Cream with that tea!

Take a long winding road through the history of Satanism, from the origins of the word to the 1980s Satanic Panic! Along the way, we visit witch trials, Aleister Crowley, Jack Parsons and, of course, the Church of Satan--founded by Anton LaVey. A longer episode, but a devil of a good time!

Some things are not what they seem! Roger Touhy spent thirty years in prison for the faked kidnapping of "Jake the Barber" Factor. The Balloon Boy Hoax had a nation riveted in suspense for a night. Fast food will never be the same after hearing about the finger found in a bowl of Chili. And, the Tovrea Castle murder that never was!

Vodoun, or 'voodoo,' is a respectable religion like any other. We discuss the the undeserved reputation of zombies, human sacrifice, and spooky shenanigans--with it's origin in events like the Affaire de Bizoton, the ax murderer Clementine Barnabet, and a voodoo craze of the early 20th Century. It carries on in stories like Zack and Addie's tragic New Orleans romance. 

We start with Ozzy's antics and Bill Preston's insurance fraud. Then we dive into the disappearance of Walter Scott, a 1960s one-hit-wonder who sang about the cheater, strangely predicting the circumstances of his own demise. Creepy! From there, Michelle discusses Jam Master Jay and Charles digs into the tragic story of Pantera's Dimebag Darell.

Where did clowns go so horribly wrong in our lives? Dive into the history of their downfall, from Edgar Allan Poe's Hopfrog to the recent Clown Panic. Good clowns' reputations have been ruined by Pogo's collection of bodies beneath his house. Crotchy the Clown didn't help by mortifying Nebraska's Supreme Court. In Florida, a clown shot a woman at her own home. We even dig into the suspect history of the word, coulrophobia. Shakes the Clown had nothing on these characters!

Michelle and Charles talk mummies! Twentieth-century mummies! Ancient cannibal Chinchorro mummies! Smoked mummies of Papua New Guinea! Victorians eating mummies! Join us for tales like Elmer McCurdy: the bandit that wouldn't give up, And Eva Perón's wandering mummy. Good lord, it gets creepy! So many mummies, we ran out of time!

Even serial killers gotta pay the bills. Some, like Richard Ramirez and Ed Gein, barely succeed in the workforce. Others take advantage of positions of power and trust to manipulate, as Jack Untweger did. Still others, like Mack Ray Edwards, use their job to hide bodies.

Fast Food restaurants are a bizarre and dangerous world. From lighter moments like Jamie Lynn Spears breaking up fights, to heartbreaking tragedy such as the San Ysidro massacre, get a taste of the strange history of fast food criminals and hijinx.

The dating world is bad enough. Some unscrupulous souls make it even rougher by throwing in a little murder and mayhem. Man's attempts at improving the odds with technology and newspapers have not helped. We dash through a few bad experiences from 1940s Lonely Hearts Club murderers, such as Raymond Fernandez and Martha Back. Then we cover some of the modern day versions, from Craigslist purchases gone wrong to catfishing and a murderous niece.