"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and he's back in the form of a doll that belongs to a woman with dementia who starts to recall his dark past..." Disclaimer: the first part of the episode is not the most exciting, but PUSH THROUGH! Stick around for the second half because oh man, shit gets weird... Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what...

After a party, David Hargrove gives a ride home to his colleagues Emily Brandt and Corey Thompson. A drunken Corey begs David to stop at an isolated ATM so he can get cash to buy some dinner. Soon they are threatened by an unknown man and they become trapped in the ATM trying to survive...  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what you hear?...

Today we bring you a bunch of fun (and slightly depressing) stories from Reddit. We have puppies, baby snatchers, and one story that is strait out of Michael Scott's memoirs. Come hang out :)  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

Today we are diving into the story of Teresita Basa, the woman who helped catch her murderer from beyond the grave... Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

"A girl and her friends find a game in the attic that summons a creature known as The Midnight Man, who uses their worst fears against them." Straight from the depths of CreepyPasta, we bring you our review of The Midnight Man. Full of fake blood and cliches, this movie could be a lot of fun after a couple drinks, or when you just want to sit around and make fun of bad horror movies. Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save...

YOU'RE INVITED to Alyssa's 32nd birthday bash! This week we wanted to kick back and do something fun and easy, so we hope you enjoy! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

"A divorced mother of one is thrown into turmoil when her young daughter becomes obsessed with an evil doll left behind by the previous occupants of their new home." This week we bring you this cliché of a movie. It was decent as far as SyFy movies go, but definitely nothing innovative or ground breaking lol BUT that being said, we did have a lot of fun on this episode and we think you'll enjoy it too. We hope you come hang out and relax with us. Ready to shop better hydration, use my...

Today we're starting off Season 3 the fun way with some fun Am I the A*****e and advice stories! This week the stories feature bitch bridezillas, neglectful parents, and cheating wives. What more can you ask for really? lol Come hang out! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

Today we celebrate 100 episodes my enjoying some tacos, getting a little tipsy, and letting AI completely take over! We had AI write up some scandals, give us some crazy movie descriptions, and much, much more! This episode is very silly and pretty much unedited, so we hope you enjoy! Thanks to everyone who has listened for any amount of time, but especially to those who have listened to every episode. We appreciate you more than you know! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special...

"Two vampires realize their food source is in jeopardy when alien creatures land on earth causing humans to become rabid zombies. They must battle cannibals, gun toting nuns, aliens, and the undead if they want to save their world. " For a b-movie, this one isn't so bad...but it's also not great. Vampires, Cannibals, and Nuns - Oh my! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code...

Today we are bringing you another true crime case - the disappearance of 3 year old Madeleine McCann. Madeleine went missing when she and her family were vacationing in Portugal and she was never found. Alyssa spent quite some time researching all the details of this case, and we definitely have some feelings and theories about it. What do you think happened in this tragic missing persons case? Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon)...

Today we are bringing you another true crime case - the disappearance of 3 year old Madeleine McCann. Madeleine went missing when she and her family were vacationing in Portugal and she was never found. Alyssa spent quite some time researching all the details of this case, and we definitely have some feelings and theories about it. What do you think happened in this tragic missing persons case? Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link...

This week we bring to you some wild and crazy reddit relationship stories which include threesomes, cheaters, and of course - worst of all - Boss Babe Pyramid Schemes! This episode was a ton of fun and we really hope you enjoy it and get a laugh because we sure did! Let us know if you'd watch our Christmas movie - anyone have any connections with Tubi? XD Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or...

Today, Alyssa decided to cover the unsolved murder of the young, beautiful JonBenet Ramsey. I didn't know the details of this case, and we've talked a few times about covering more true crime cases, so here it is. We want to approach this with great respect for the horrible, devastating crime that actually happened here. The few times that we joke or laugh in this episode are merely our way of handling the discomfort that comes with the topic - we don't mean to be disrespectful. We'd love...

This week we freely give out our opinions as we present to you the hills we would die on! We talk about everything from Disney princesses to Child Protective Services, so buckle up folks! What are your thoughts on our "hot takes" and what other topics should we cover? Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

This week we're bringing you a mix of Am I the A*****e stories, Today I F*cked Up stories, and r/Relationship Advice. The stories this week are wild and weirdly involve a lot of cocaine... Come hang out and let us know your thoughts and opinions! Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

This one goes out to all of our Halloween lovers and spooky bitches. This week we celebrated Halfway to Halloween by reading some spooooky stories! We hope you'll grab a cozy blanket, turn off the lights, and enjoy these CreepyPastas (unless you're driving, then please don't do any of that. Except the blanket, that's probably fine...) The Shadow In The Trees: Archangelus | Creepypasta You Look Like My Son | Creepypasta Why I Didn't Shower For 21 Years | Creepypasta Life Within |...

This week on #JudgingYou, Alyssa and I met up to swap some Am I the A*****e stories, and funny enough, almost all of them had to do with either weddings/marriage or relationships, which was totally unplanned. This is a longer AITA episode, but it is packed with some really juicy stories and a good smattering of rants and life lessons from us lol Come hang out :) Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

"When a young woman disappears during Mardi Gras, her friends race to find her before she falls victim to a sadistic Southern family plagued by a centuries old voodoo curse..." Alyssa reviewed Gothic Harvest for us this week and man oh man did this movie have potential! It even had some better known actors, but still just felt like a total flop. Full of plot holes and strange story lines, this movie is lucky it earned the 3.5 it earned on IMDB. Have you seen this one? If you haven't, don't...

"A giant bloodthirsty Easter bunny starts viciously killing the local townsfolk. When the Mayor refuses to act and the attacks grow more gruesome, the town finds its very survival in the hands of a wannabe actress and a crazy dog-catcher." This week we're bringing you an Easter treat! And by treat I mean absolute disaster. This movie was definitely trying to be bad, and it succeeded. Go check out the clips we have up on our Instagram and you'll see exactly what I mean lol Enjoy! Like...

This episode is for all you PotterHeads! And if you don't love Harry Potter, you should stick around for the Beanboozled beans because we definitely eat A LOT of them in this episode and it was terrible. Play along and see if you can do any better than Alyssa lol Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

Today we bring you more fun Am I the A*****e stories. This week's stories include cheating spouses, "soul mates," and crazy family drama. We found some fun and juicy ones this time around, so come hang out! Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi!https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod

Well folks, with this movie's rating of 2.6 how much could we really expect? Apparently any type of expectation was too much because this movie was TERRIBLE and honestly didn't make a whole lot of sense. This is not a sequel to the first movie, nor does it have much at all to do with the video games. Edward Carnby isn't even played by the same actor (or even an actor of the same race). Please friends, if you have watched this and can make any sense of it, let us know because wtf. If you...

One thing you should know about us is that we LOVE Disneyland. It's our vacation destination of choice 9 times out of 10. Well, we both recently went to Disneyland (but not together, funny enough) and Alyssa decided it was time for some Disneyland/Disney movie trivia! We also decided it would be fun to bring in the Bean-Boozled beans to punish us for our wrong answers lol It was disgusting and hilarious. In the beginning of the episode we refer to some pictures that Alyssa took in the parks....

This week our dear Alyssa was out of town celebrating her anniversary at Disneyland(!), so I had a special guest step in! Today I brought on my adorable 5 year old, Adam, and asked him a bunch of fun questions. If this is one you decide to skip I totally understand, but you'll be missing out on some serious cuteness 3 Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod