Episodes
"After searching for her missing daughter, a lady and her search party discover the legend behind the murderous pair of Jack and Jill..." Well...here it is...the sequel that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ASKED FOR.  You're welcome.  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyoupod0 to save 25% on your first order at...
Published 04/21/24
"An estranged family reunites in a secluded mountain village after the family's grandmother has passed. The family's lives are quickly upended when something from an old fairytale seems to be hunting them down..." Today's episode was extra fun and extra terrible. Alyssa shared with us the story of Wolfsenger, a not-so-great movie based on the ancient legends of werewolves and "wolfsengers," otherwise known as guardians who are chosen to keep their villages safe from the wild beasts. And t's...
Published 04/01/24
"A group of friends grieving a recent loss meet up with one another only to discover they are being hunted by Jack and Jill..."  Yes, you read that right, "Jack and Jill" ......... It's just as bad as you think it is.  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyoupod0 to save 25% on your first order at...
Published 03/24/24
Hello everybody and welcome to a very special episode! This week we are celebrating 3 years of bashing b-movies, judging assholes, and being idiots on the internet. Take a jog down memory lane with us as we quiz each other on some of the movies we have watched and reviewed. There are lots of laughs and silliness in store. And on a more serious note - we seriously appreciate all of you who have listened to us and supported us over the years. You are seriously amazing and we love you! Ready to...
Published 03/10/24
"A husband and wife ghost-hunting team, still mourning the loss of their daughter, encounter her in their latest assignment."  Sounds like a pretty interesting plot, right? Too bad this is the most vague description of this poorly acted unhinged movie with no real plot. This movie is only rated a 2.1 and it SHOWS.  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at...
Published 02/25/24
This week we read some juicy stories from r/RelationshipAdvice and boy oh boy, we do some advising! If you're looking for unsolicited love advice, or just want to hear some fun drama, come hang out and have a good time!  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyoupod0 to save 25% on your first order at...
Published 02/11/24
Ya'll, we've found it. The worst of the worst. The bottom of the barrell. Quite possibly the absolute worst movie we've ever reviewed. There's just so much to unpack, and don't worry, we included audio clips right from the movie so you can experience it first hand. Please enjoy our retelling of "Grim Woods."   "Ignoring all signs and warnings, four counselors at a remote summer camp tell campfire stories to each other from an ancient book of evil that come to life to haunt them one by...
Published 01/28/24
This week we attempted to bring you some holiday drama, but really just ended up going down a road awkward, sad family drama lol But we still had a great time judging assholes, like we always do 3  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyoupod0 to save 25% on your first order at wearewild.com Like what you...
Published 01/07/24
This week we decided to bring you something totally different - Tarot! Shannon has been super into tarot recently (and forever, honestly) and we wanted to find a fun way to bring in the new year. Come hang out as we answer questions about the year ahead of us, chat about numerology, and just have a fun little shit show/hang out time. We had a lot of fun, so if you enjoy and want something like this in the future please let us know and send in your questions on Insta, Tiktok, or email! Ready...
Published 12/31/23
"While planning her cousin's lavish wedding, Kelsey Wilson's world is turned upside down when Private Investigator Connor McClean shows up. Connor, hired by a unnamed source, disrupts the upcoming nuptials but manages to win Kelsey's heart." This movie wasn't the most terrible, but it sure was cheesy and had a WILD unexpected ending. You'll definitely want to stick around to see what happens because we were not expecting it, that's for sure. Sidenote - there's a bit of an echo on this...
Published 12/26/23
"Nick is haunted by night terrors stemming from a tragic murder he saw when he was young. After inheriting an old toy shop, he discovers a cursed elf doll sealed inside an ancient chest with a naughty list of his family's names written on it. He soon discovers that the elf was an evil conduit meant to unleash a supernatural killing spree during the Christmas Holidays by whomever set it free." Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to...
Published 12/10/23
"On a quiet suburban street, a babysitter must defend a twelve-year-old boy from intruders, only to discover it's far from a normal home invasion..." This week we watched and reviewed an actual decent movie - Better Watch Out. This movie is rated a 6.5 on IMDB and was definitely a fun and wild ride with an interesting twist! Come hang out as we start the Christmas season off with a bang! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save...
Published 12/03/23
"A couple brothers are told a ghost story about a farmer's Siamese twins, but during a séance, they mistakenly awaken the evil twin and are forced to defend their community from being haunted." Only aired once on Nickelodeon. There was a popular Internet rumor that said it was never shown again due to an a number of complaints from parents who found it inappropriate for a kid's network. This turned out to be completely untrue, as it was never banned, just merely forgotten. Since then,...
Published 11/26/23
The assholes are back and we're ready to judge them! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyoupod0 to save 25% on your first order at wearewild.com Like what you hear? Support us on Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/judgingyoupod
Published 11/19/23
Beware the stare of Mary Shaw...She had no children, only dolls...And if you see her in your dreams...Make sure you never, ever SCREAM "After his wife meets a grisly end, Jamie Ashen returns to his hometown of Ravens Fair to find answers. His investigation leads him to the ghost of a ventriloquist named Mary Shaw who seems to have ties to his entire family tree..." Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you...
Published 11/12/23
This week we move on to American witch trials, and of course, focus quite a bit on the Salem Witch Trials. We also get a little off track and have a handful of giggle fits, so really this is just all over the place. Either way, we hope you enjoy! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyoupod0 to save 25% on your...
Published 11/05/23
This week we dive into the history of witch trials and the crazy tests that people would use to "prove" that these innocent men, women, and children were witches, or working with the devil. This is going to be part 1 of our witchy episodes, so stay tuned for part 2 where we will talk more about the witch trials that happened in America, and of course, the Salem witch trials! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off...
Published 10/29/23
On the night of Christmas Eve, the parents of the Sodder children went to bed completely unawares of the horror they would wake up to just a few hours later - their home was being overtaken by fire, and 5 out of their 10 children were no where to be found... This case has so many frustrating dead ends and remains unsolved to this day. Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code...
Published 10/15/23
Today we bring you the spooky, paranormal happenings centered around Skinwalker Ranch - a large property in Northern Utah with claims of all sorts. We've got UFO's, poltergeist, animal mutilations, and of course, Skinwalkers. For today's episode we turned out all the lights and things got pretty spooky. We hope you have a spooky good time too!  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo...
Published 10/08/23
Today we are talking about the sadly unsolved murder case of Debbie Wolfe. Debbie went missing from her home on the day after Christmas and her body showed back up under very mysterious circumstances. We don't have a lot of information about Debbie unfortunately, but we hope you can enjoy her story.  Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Use my special...
Published 10/01/23
"A deadly nest of spiders lurk in the attic - And the nest is about to be awoken by a news reporter and her colleagues." This week's movie was rated a whopping 2.8 starts on IMDB, and it definitely deserved it. From terrible CG spiders and awful acting to a "cliff-hanger" ending with no sequel in sight, this movie was just disappointing. We had a lot of fun making fun of it though, so we hope you come hang out with us and enjoy the ride 3 Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link...
Published 09/24/23
In this week's episode we read lots of fun, terrible, crazy, awful reddit stories and go off on wild tangents - as per usual. The stories this week range from losing $25,000 to internet scammers, crazy manipulation tactics, and our favorites - liars and cheaters. Come hang out and judge people with us! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what...
Published 09/17/23
"A group of troubled teen girls and their teacher must fight for survival after discovering a cult has brought Humpty Dumpty, a killer doll, back to life and set loose on the camp where they are staying." Ya'll...the fact that this sequel scored a higher rating on IMDB than the first movie is MIND BOGGLING. This is honestly, truly, seriously, legitimately one of the worst movies we've had the misfortune to watch and review on this podcast... With that being said, we hope you enjoy, and we're...
Published 09/10/23
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and he's back in the form of a doll that belongs to a woman with dementia who starts to recall his dark past..." Disclaimer: the first part of the episode is not the most exciting, but PUSH THROUGH! Stick around for the second half because oh man, shit gets weird... Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link (https://zen.ai/judgingyouwithalyssashannon) to save 20% off anything you order! Or use our promo code "judgingyou" at checkout! Like what...
Published 08/27/23