My Last Hope
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“A man approached me in the street a while back. He was clad in multiple layers of thick cloth, wore two hoods, and inexplicably, four hats. All the garb obscured his face. I saw him coming and started to turn down a road to avoid his obviously nefarious intentions, but he gripped my arm with a gloved hand. I looked down at the glove, which was covered with snowflakes, not real snowflakes, but the special unique snowflakes Fight Club always talked about.
I did not recoil as you'd expect from being grabbed by a stranger. I looked up at him. He was a gargantuan of a man up close. I could see his eyes buried deep in his hoods and hats, but they did not shine with anger or hatred. They were an oddly normal brown for such an odd situation.
He said nothing, but pressed a paper bag into my chest. Something clinked within it. I wrapped my arm around it hesitantly. He slowly nodded, made what may have been a grunt or exhalation, and let me go, turning down an alleyway. He quickly disappeared from sight.
I looked at the bag. It was an ordinary paper bag from any store. I almost discarded it and moved on with my life, but curiosity got the better of me. Peering inside, the contents furrowed my brow a bit.
A dirty folded piece of paper and a fair-sized bottle of beer, from a brewery I had never heard of. It was full, and the contents had an eerie luminescence that made the bag turn greenish. I unfolded the paper. Written in long, flowing script was a link, a link to THIS podcast. Scrawled along the bottom, in far less elegant block lettering, was the phrase "you know what to do!"
That was two months ago. In the time since, I've been drawn to the glowing bottle of beer, but am unable to open it. I even accidentally dropped it on a concrete floor, but it survived without a scratch.
I MUST KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS BOTTLE. THE LABEL IS IN SOME LANGUAGE I CAN'T READ, AND I AM GOING CRAZY. YOU CLOWNS ARE MY ONLY LEAD. IS THIS WHAT YOH WANTED, WEIRDLY OVERDRESSED GUY? FOR ME TO LEAVE A FIVE STAR REVIEW?
I'M SO THIRSTY, PLEASE HELP ME.”Read full review »
Jagerfish via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/16/17
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United States of America ·
03/28/19
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“Great content/insight, the best new hearthstone podcast out there...but please fix the audio issues...the host is barely audible throughout most of the show! 5 stars anyway.”
Loving it all day via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
01/10/17
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“Fun to listen to, perfect combo of Hearthstone, beer and good humor. Excited to hear more in the future!”
Lyondenn via ·
04/03/17
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