Subscriber-only episode Live team mascots are being kidnapped left and right, but honestly it's probably a relief to whoever is usually in charge of babysitting the goat. Veronica finally proves herself as a good friend to Wallace by secretly doing something nice for him but keeping it a secret. We get to see the rival town's not-so-secret spot for doing naughty activities in broad daylight. And we can all agree Neptune is OUR team, right? Gooooooo Pirates! P.S. Stacey did figure out who that...

Subscriber-only episode Veronica has so many cases to solve in this episode, yet still finds time to make a very elaborate, fake scrapbook. So many guest stars! Including a couple familiar faces from Buffy, most notably, Sir Alyson Hannigan herself! Veronica is a super good friend to Meg, who we've only seen once, but barely pays attention to Wallace, who's in the opening credits.  Bryan tells a truly wild story from his Panera Bread days, and we're comin' for you, GAIL! Subscribe to our...

Firefly Episode 8 "Out of Gas"/Bunheads Episode 8 "Blank Up, It's Time" Malcom disparately needs to find a part in order to save his crew. Meanwhile Boo receives a part completely out of the blue. We learn that Inara has almost as many rules as Fanny, and that some of both their rules have recently been broken. We learn that Zoë was initially not a fan of Wash, so perhaps there's hope for Boo to come around on Carl. Gadot is not in this episode of Bunheads, but a version of him showed up in...

Subscriber-only episode This week Veronica and her dad go head to head to determine if Adam Scott is a good guy or a bad. Veronica helps Logan with track down his mom with the help of a freshman boy and the alert lady. Veronica also goes to her ex boyfriend for primary care physician advice, as one does. Stacey's got her hand in Bryan's pocket again. And as soon as we figure out the logistics, you can all be expecting a lil paw in mail. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version,...

Subscriber-only episode All the daddies are here this week: Daddy Mars, Daddy Echolls, and introducing... Daddy Bones!! There is a scandalous kiss in this episode, or as Stacey calls it, "mouth over mouth wetness open close." Veronica solves the case with the help of some dollar store duckies. We do our best to replicate the theme song. And Kurt's not a camera this week, but he makes himself heard. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our...

Bunheads Episode 7 "What's Your Damage, Heather?"/Firefly Episode 7 "Jaynestown" One's a familiar face from Jayne's past, back for revenge. The other's a familiar face from our Gilmore Slayer past, back as a sh*tty plumber, and they both have one eye. Coincidence, Amy!?! It's hard to imagine which smells worse, Fanny's mildewy dressing room, or Jayne's muddy planet. Also which is more disgusting, mudder's milk or that fried food buffet the bunheads consumed. Neither Michelle nor the...

Subscriber-only episode Veronica's detective work crosses a bit of a moral line this week, no? Daddy Mars might be refilling recycled water bottles for guests? We need some attention paid to the details of Wallace and Veronica's relationship. And Stacey is so bad at her car sounds.  Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bonus content.

Subscriber-only episode This episode features a couple quite famous guest stars as red herrings of the week. What exactly are these teens gonna do with all this parental dirt Veronica is digging up for them? They definitely don't address the massive cliffie the last episode ended with. They actually DID take that teacher out of the opening credits. And what's that smell? Oh no! These girls have gone BAD! Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of...

Firefly Episode 6 "Our Mrs. Reynolds"/Bunheads Episode 6 "Movie Truck" One's a trained companion gone rouge, and one's a dress shop owner who hosts a book club at her out-of-town friend's house, but both of these ladies are trying to be someone else today. Both must find a way to sneak into/out of vehicle, but opt not to do it by seducing women. Both episodes feature unusual outfits, one made of teddy bears and one made for a gun. Some of our favorite characters face serious challenges this...

Subscriber-only episode We celebrated St. Patrick's Day by watching this Christmas/Halloween episode. A couple of daddies hold a meeting about all the mommies one of the daddies has slept with. We've got some issues with this littering, 30-year old, high school, action movie star. And Bryan was really excited to see himself represented in this episode. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bonus content.

Subscriber-only episode As we know, Veronica and her dad are struggling financially, yet we're starting to think she owns more jackets than Buffy Summers. Veronica meets a new potential love interest and also looooves visiting rando dying grandmas. If there are any milk carton lore historians out there, give us a holler. Casey Gant... Action Aaron Samuel Adams's name was actually Casey Gant. And what the heck is this cuddle class!? Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our...

Bunheads Episode 5 "Money for Nothing"/Firefly Episode 5 "Safe" This week the bunheads AND River get to express themselves through dance, at least until the forces of evil enter. For River, evil is kidnappers; for the bunheads, it's grocery bags. Malcom negotiates a fair price for the cows he's been flying around, while Michelle negotiates her way into a teen hangout after she can't negotiate financial sense into Fanny. We meet more family members of both Simon and Rico, who've both made...

Subscriber-only episode A purity test gone awry has the whole school in a tizzy bigger than the recent poor girl ordering Chinese food incident. We meet like 9000 new characters but don't even see some of the main ones. Not sure who we should be more afraid of: Able Koontz, or Daddy Mars at 6:00am. And man, was Photoshop was loud in 2004!  Warning, we do say slut a lot, but... not as much as the show.  Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of...

Subscriber-only episode **TW:DA/SA** What these teenage boys have done with this teacher's car is pure sorcery. We get to see an actor who played a big ole d-bag on Buffy and a random older lady who's still shipping her high school classmates. Weevil looooves throwin' stuff on the ground almost as much as Stacey loves putting her hand in Bryan's pocket. Stacey was wrong about Logan saying he was a witness, but she was right about Amy Sherman-Palladino writing for Veronica's Closet. Also......

Firefly Episode 4 "Shindig"/Bunheads Episode 4 "Better Luck Next Year" Both Malcom and Sasha have been a bit snotty lately, so they offer Kaylee/Boo a dress/pointe shoes in hopes of winning back their friendship. Boo and Summer briefly change their identities in order to trick someone who could decide their fate. Inara has two men fighting over her on the dance floor, while Michelle struggles to find a man to do anything about her dance floor. Both episodes feature... catering? (Hey, it's...

Subscriber-only episode **TW:DA** A girl orders Chinese takeout for lunch, and the whole school goes bananas, resulting in a very heated student council election. We meet Logan's dad, while Duncan's dad encourages him to stop being such a listless husk. We were clearly confused by the significance of the shoes, but after reading a summary, Stacey thinks she was right. And maybe we'll give YOU $100 if you can guess the celebrity whose sister Bryan had a crush on. *Note: We had a controversial...

Subscriber-only episode **TW:SA** Welcome to Neptune.... Califorrrrniiiia maaaybe?.... where the bullies are too old, the sheriff is too young, and the net is all the rage! There is a lot to set up in this episode, and sometimes they even set things up twice! We promise we'll learn the characters names eventually, but for now you'll have to settle for Duct Tape, Bong Boy, and the bald hog man. And we know it's only our first episode, but this one already gets a little loooosey...

Subscriber-only episode Well, well, well, yet another new white boy of the week gets into a bit of a pickle involving a Piñata and an angry gym rat. The level of quality that printers are able to achieve varies greatly throughout the episode. The counters in the Mars kitchen were clearly made by the same people who made the Stars Hollow snowmen. And Bryan shares a story about a time he almost wasn't allowed into Canada. We did skip the whole part about Veronica finding spy photos of herself...

Subscriber-only episode The writers of this show certainly have an interesting perspective on daddy/daughter relationships and how close adolescent siblings are. Is that video tribute to the dead girl scene weird, or are we just old? We predict a future romance we think was obvs from the begins. And Bryan doesn't seem to know the difference between and RA and an RN. Seriously, do check out the shoebill, and stay to the end of the video to hear the weird sound they make. Subscribe to our...

Subscriber-only episode There are quite a few stories going on simultaneously this week, but Weevil and that teacher, who's in the credits for some reason, got the week off. We dive a bit deeper into Duncan's deal, but mostly we learn how brave his is with his iPod at the pool. Stacey definitely saw Saltburn, and Bryan needs to know how you feel about his Malcom in the Middle mashup theory. Plus Kurt's got some major main character energy in this one. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the...

Subscriber-only episode White boys are poppin' up like prairie dogs, and nearly start a race war. There seems to be less sexual tension between Veronica and her dad this week, but she's still got pretty questionable taste in men. We've learned a few names! Well... not the new guy. He's Doobie for now. There's just so many scenes! We think we covered them all, but if we think of more, we'll call you at 1:00 am. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus...

Bunheads Episode 3 "Inherit the Wind"/Firefly Episode 3 "Bushwhacked" Uh oh! Our lead characters have gone and gotten themselves arrested for being somewhere they shouldn't be. Also both of them spend this episode acquiring property from the recently deceased and discovering strange men in the homes they invited themselves into. The Serenity crew discovers a bunch of dead bodies, which somehow have way less of a stench than the mac n' cheese Boo's mom made. Both Boo and Malcom are forced...

Firefly Episode 2 "The Train Job"/Bunheads Episode 2 "For Fanny" Lots of similarities this week including one very obvious one. We're treated to the same guest star in both episodes, playing two very different characters. There's also a smaller connection, in that Firefly's location of the week has a very similar name to the setting of Bunheads. We've got charcters who are feeling kind of useless, trying to figure out their next move. We've ladies in both episodes casually doing a friend's...

Bunheads Episode 1 "Pilot"/Firefly Episode 1 "Serenity" We started two new shows that were cancelled too soon, created by the same people as the other shows we used to talk about, and boy do they both loooove to reuse actors. New shows mean new names for Bryan to learn, and you'll be unsurprised to find out he is NOT good at it. The similarities are slim so far, but we're sure Amy's buried some for us to find down the road. Both shows do feature people stuck together trying to figure out...