Subscriber-only episodeA LAAAARGE percentage of this episode is dedicated to recapping everything that's happened... seriously like 5 whole minutes. There are four different stories happening, but the big mystery of the week involves a wild Tuesday night bachelorette party. We've definitely got daddies down but struggle with how to describe mommies. And as long as you're wearing gloves, it's fiiiine!Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our o...

Subscriber-only episodeThis week Veronica helps a marginalized group of students, but the wrongdoer kinda just openly admits it all with no real consequences? Meanwhile Daddy Mars is helping Daddy Terrence with his murder issue. Bryan did have a sexy delivery experience like the one Corny hoped for, but he wasn't a creep, okay!? Plus we discuss the suspicious rim situation and whether or not Lamb and Goot are in cahoot.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord communit...

Subscriber-only episodeThis week we take a slight brake from murder, kidnapping and gang wars to focus on the heavy subject of... carnival crimes. Not sure if this would technically be classified as a bottle episode, but Daddy Mars sure thinks so. This health teacher desperately needs a vacation but should probably actually be fired immediately. And it was probably obvious already, but Bryan reveals he's not a sports guy.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord commun...

Subscriber-only episodeVeronica and Wallace set up a Grey Poupon situation for Rashard, and maybe kidnapped a real driver instead of using an actor? BTW, Rashard is a very talented basketball player, who's about to get money leaked all over him. Please keep us going from too deep into the Wikis by telling us if that was a real Veronica song, of if that guy "Wayne Brady-ed"? Also Bryan maybe can't whistle!?Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of...

We did it! We watched and compared Joss and Amy's other two shows. They didn't have quite as much in common as Buffy and Gilmore, but they are both about ragtag groups of people who become each other's found family, led by reluctant heroes. Also both shows feature young, thin, petite girls who can do impressive stuff with their bodies. Oh, and Mitchum! We discuss what worked about the shows, what didn't, and where they maybe would have gone with more seasons. Plus we do an accidental ad for G...

Subscriber-only episodeWow! This week the thing of the week this week is WHOLE thing. We've done the math, and turns out, it doesn't make sense that Weevil's a gang leader. Xena shows up and takes Sheriff Lamb down a few pegs. Veronica and Daddy Mars's low rent apartment has TWO bathrooms!? Also correction: Daddy Mars didn't have a laptop in the bathroom, just a newspaper. Regardless, he was gonna be in there a while.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community,...

Subscriber-only episodeVeronica takes a break from solving crime at school to solving crime at jury duty. Sheriff Lamb might not be a Daddy (or professor), but we didn't hate that his shirt was off. A friendly juror tries to pressure Veronica into pulling a Buffy/Rory and attending a college nearby, so the show can continue. And these New Yorkers are very confused about when the ball drops in Neptune, CA.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of ...

Bunheads Episode 17 "It's Not a Mint"/Bunheads Episode 18 "Next!"Welp, that's a wrap on Bunheads... did not expect it to end in the middle of a sex ed lesson, but at least we got a cool final dance. We begin with a Bracebridge-esque, town-hunkering-down-together episode, featuring Sean Gunn as basically Kirk. Then we watch as Michelle tries to balance her goals of achieving stardom with her growing pile of sex questions from her students. We do get some nice relationship-mending moments, and ...

Subscriber-only episodeOh baby, there's a lot of baby stuff happening this week! The Vice Principal execute a whole long con to become principal, even though we totally assumed he already was. This school's really getting a lot of milage from that flagpole. Plus two schemin' Scobbies in one Veronica!?Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bonus content.Send us a text

Subscriber-only episodeThere is so much going on now, guys... and then it abruptly ends in the middle of some real weird sh*t! This episode features a wild babysitter montage, complete with a horned-up, divorced teacher, sexy teen slumber parties, and a boy's murder doodles. Veronica lies to her dad about peeing at a cigar shop. And somehow Dick Casablancas has become and even bigger a*****e.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bon...

Our discussion on the conclusion to the Firefly series: "Serenity"This week we catch up with the crew of Serenity in their feature film! Fortunately, this little show was blessed with the chance to tie up some loose ends. It ties up some of the, arguably, most interesting ends, however, we do wish they had a bit more time to focus on certain characters. We get cameos from a couple famous actors, and a visitor from Joss's sex bot closet. Shepherd Book still doesn't give us any of his backstory...

Subscriber-only episodeThere is so much going on now, guys... and then it abruptly ends in the middle of some real weird sh*t! This episode features a wild babysitter montage, complete with a horned-up, divorced teacher, sexy teen slumber parties, and a boy's murder doodles. Veronica lies to her dad about peeing at a cigar shop. And somehow Dick Casablancas has become and even bigger a*****e.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bon...

Subscriber-only episodeWell, well, well... guess Season 1 wasn't as wrapped up, as everyone thought it was. Veronica really narrows things down once she learns the prime suspect is a brown-haired, medium-sized guy in a t-shirt. The antiquated technology of the week includes aol.com, early aughts Photoshop, and phone cards! And this show might as well be called Abandoned Little Rich Boys. Featuring very special guest star, Joss Whedon! Plus this is the 8th appearance of Cliff McCormack, Public...

Bunheads Episode 15 "Take the Vicuna"/Bunheads Episode 16 "There's Nothing Worse Than a Pantsuit"Witness the drama unfold as boyfriends *gasp* try to sit with their girlfriends at lunch, and Michelle and her brother... don't go to Burning Man? You thought Michelle's brother was bad? Wait till you meet their mom! Sasha's new apartment has everyone in a tizzy. Fanny makes a deal with Milly, after Milly pulls some real Paris sh*t. We were super excited to see Sal again, but for us, he's lost a b...

Subscriber-only episodeMama Wallace got some splainin' to do! ...but also has a cute way of introducing herself. Duncan and logan make up by sharing a nice fruit platter and watching some local access television. We like to think we were pretty tech savvy in 2005... Does the stuff they're doing with voicemails make sense? We tell you about a prostate health infomercial we saw one time. And do you think our neighbor was moving bodies?Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Di...

Subscriber-only episodeVeronica aggressively tries to seduce the most faithful man on earth. Daddy Mars helps his special lady friend (NOT his old lady), even though she's clearly not telling him everything. Logan makes a brief appearance at the end to tell Veronica about the crumpled up mystery in his pocket. An there's something REAL bad on Meg's computer.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bonus content.Send us a Text Message.

Firefly Episode 14 "Objects in Space"/Bunheads Episode 14 "The Astronaut and the Ballerina"This week's Firefly introduces a man by the name of Early: a complex, interesting, possibly mad character that we'd love to see more of. Unfortunately this was the last episode... Meanwhile, Bunhead Ginny is driven to madness by some parental drama. AND... coincidentally, (or maybe not? AMY!?) Early and Ginny both process a reveal concerning violence towards dogs!? While Early lurks on the Serenity, Mel...

Subscriber-only episodeThe Beav really goes out of his way to get his dad to love him, and spoilers, it backfires hard. The specifics of the iPod shuffle is really integral to this week's mystery solving. We're not quite sure how Veronica's name being written on that guy's hand even makes sense. We're also not sure what SEC stands for, but we definitely made some guesses. And we forgot to dive into the specifics of the karaoke scene, but after doing some reading, we now realize the person who...

Subscriber-only episodeThe guest stars keep on flowing, so Kevin Smith helps Veronica solve a case. We meet Daddy Casablancas, who brings with him an ominous cloud of foreshadowing. We really hope you guys are on board for this Daddy bit we've entirely committed to. And we hope you enjoy our spooky rendition of the Rescue Rangers theme song.Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bonus content.Send us a Text Message.

Bunheads Episode 13 "I'll Be Your Meyer Lansky"/Firefly Episode 13 "Heart of Gold"Fanny and Michelle take steps to better utilize their land, while Inara enlists the Serenity crew to help an old friend defend her brothel. Both episodes feature characters being forced to the ground, as well as villainous characters who are passionate about theater and getting what they want. We find out that neither Michelle nor Inara's friend finished school. It's hard to say which location features more boob...

Subscriber-only episodeIt's Season 2, and wow are there a lot of new characters! Famous ones! From Buffy, Gilmore Girls, ANTM, and Steve Gutenberg for some reason? Also apparently Dick and the Beav are gonna be a whole thing? Duncan inserts himself into a relationship, much like Kurt inserts himself into this episode. "Very high up, water down there," is the new "graphic to the head." There's a lot more face touching in this episode than you'd expect. And honey on crackers would probably be g...

Subscriber-only episodeThat's a wrap on Season 1, and Bryan's biggest takeaway is how great Veronica's jackets are. This might be controversial, but so far we think it's better than Angel. For Season 2, were hoping for more of a friend group and even more Daddy stuff. And Stacey takes a stab at what the big mystery of Season 2 might be, which Bryan agrees with and adds a little murder. We'll be back next week with the first episode of Season 2!Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video vers...

Firefly Episode 12 "The Message"/Bunheads Episode 12 "Channing Tatum Is a Fine Actor"Just when we thought Amy was out of things to borrow from Joss, she went ahead and borrowed beans. Not only that, but both shows also feature fake moustaches, stupid hats, a new mysterious guy starting a flirtation with a main character, and men with classically female names. We're willing to concede this is more of a coincidence than something borrowed, but both episodes also happen to feature actors that Jo...

Subscriber-only episodeDuncan demands some answers during his dad's scheduled talking to his wife time. When did Lily find time to get these videos edited on her death day? You won't believe who Veronica got to come hang out with her dad. Both of us have a bit of a word fart, but we can all agree Bryan's was worse, right? And Bryan was a dirty boy at dinner. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the video version, our Discord community, plus all of our other bonus content.Send us a Text Me...