[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2447] One little appearance from PODAWFUL on Steel Toe Morning Show set off a chain reaction of events that sent the Mersh Effect into a spiral, unspooled Aaron Imholte's life, exposed Nick Rekieta as a swinger and criminal, breathed a fresh 15 minutes into Alex Stein's career, flared up Dick Masterson's contrarianism, and somehow made Ethan Ralph holler too. We take a Hot Tub Time Machine back to my first...

NICK REKIETA, LADY (ugh) RACKETS, AND APRIL IMHOLTE HAVE BEEN ARRESTED!!! Podawful was the first show to EVER cover Nick Rekieta all the way back in 2016 when he was still just a Dick Masterson fanboy. Their shared history has been a rollercoaster ride ever since, involving Jesse leaking Nick's blackface pics, Nick campaigning against Jesse's Patreon, Nick coming on Podawful and apologizing, and even Jesse hiring Nick as his own personal lawyer. It seems Jesse's appearance on Steel Toe...

NO COPYRIGHTS INTENDED: https://imgur.com/a/clint-eastwood-no-copyrights-intended-vv2IFvE  LOWRES AND HANS ARE HERE! Clint Eastwood has the strangest Twitter account I've ever seen. Every photo posted is just his haggard old face looking lost, and absolutely obliterated with bizarre watermarks. I thought it would be funny to reupload his pics without the logos, but the Man With No Name's social media manager (a man with many names) didn't find the humor in it. In fact, he says I'm being...

[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2440] THE MERSH EFFECT VS. THE BIRTH DEFECT! STEEL TOE VS. STEAL CATS! THE CRIPPLE VS THE CAT LADY! Mersh is big mad after Jesse appeared on Steel Toe Morning Show, and now the Queen must put Aaron through a loyalty trial. Mersh superchatted Steel Toe making fun of Aaron's crip-co-host, Wheelchair Johnny, causing Johnny to burst out into an emotional mental break down. A new low for the Gunted Grint, but this is...

Nightwave Radio isn't paying the bills anymore for Mersh. The Rumble bots just aren't big enough numbers for him anymore. Maybe the views will go up if he snatches enough cats from the Circle K and forces THEM to watch. Over on The Bad Luck Boys channel, Jesse has managed to Max Headroom his way into Mersh's stream and drop a truth bomb on the 12 cat ladies watching in his own Mersh Headroom Incident. Now the Queen is melting down on Twitter over the hacked signal, and even Ethan Ralph is...

Youtube banned the PODAWFUL channel for promoting paywalled content. You know, the thing that millions of users do every single day on the platform. Watch me slowly melt down in a Kafka-esque hellscape of Indian robot people trying to figure out what words mean. http://podawful.com

Sven Stoffels is a talented animator, comic book artist, and streamer. I don't know him from any other thing. He is also my best friend. Sven will be drawing famous black figures from history in honor of Black History Month including Ethan Ralph, Mike David from Redbar, Tom Gulley, and Ruphio Pheonix. Also Jim Norton is married to a guy. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2432 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsS8r0tFxkg  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED:...

Salvopancakes was fired by Keemstar, dumped by Redbar, and ex-communicated by Ethan Ralph, so now he's here. After losing Salvo's Spelling Bee (even though he was given a disabled child's rules), Ethan Ralph challenged Salvo to get more viewers as guest host of Podawful than Ethan did with a bet of $200 on the line. Now Ethan is running from his booking on the show, blocking Jesse and Salvo, and possibly view-botting streams. Salvo brings on a certain surprise guest to diagnose Ralph's mental...

A Mexican took over my job and did it worse. Shocker. Ethan Ralph nearly ruins his big chance guest hosting PODAWFUL until Mini Manson shows up and saves the show. I apologize personally for how bad this episode is. I told Ethan he could do anything he wanted and he chose to force the audience into a permanent siesta. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2430 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdVn5pGytQ  PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE:...

The Goons get celebrating the New Year by getting hopped up on goofballs, and instantly breaking their resolutions. Countdown with us to the STROKE of midnight as Mersh goes goo goo for dabs once again. Redbar DROPS THE BALL while sneak-addressing Podawful's jokes on him. Mr. Burgers PARTIES a little too hard when his Burgers come back up on him, and he wanders around his trash pile in his New Year's Baby birthday suit. Female cop, gun drawn, female cop, female cop, gun drawn, gu-, fe- female...

It's a Toxoplasmosis Christmas! Dr. Mersh reads us his favorite Christmas tale, How The Grint Stole CATS-mas. The mean old cat lady, THE GRINT, doesn't like the Whoish people of Lakeland, Florida, so he's decided to steal all their cats, and force them to celebrate his Christian holiday. Laugh along as the Grint starts his GoFundMe to grift from a stolen cat, wind up dumped by the charity he claimed he was donating the money to, and heads to the casinos for a last-ditch Christmas miracle!...

There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARRASSING nature of watching zoomers have ideas, and Jesse's trip to America. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis chase the clout dragon again, Comedy Shaman confronts Hostbusters, and Redbar tries to remember...

14 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Comedy Shaman is a former meth-head, former DIAPEBEAST, and former enemy of PODAWFUL. Jesse and the Shaman have managed to patch things up, and now Comedy Sheman is auditioning to become the cohost. In this emotional rollercoaster ride of an episode, Shaman wows with his Hank Hill impression, attempts transvestigating in a game of TRANSSPOTTING, makes som Hank Call Prank Calls, and things get BRUTALLY HONEST. Jesse and Clay tear into Redbar, Nobody Likes Onions,...

[3.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2415] MADDOX BLAST! Maddox is finally exposing his DICK PROBLEM. He's a day late and $20,000 short, but better autistic than never I guess. Dick Masterson is now on his heels trying to defend himself against a stack of receipts so high, they are taller than three kinda tall things put together. After years of lying and implying, Maddox accuses Dax of pandering and slandering, and now Daxipad is TWEETING AND...

REDBAR'S WATCHING... Podawful. A lot. And his Adult Baby Diaper Brigade loves coming to tell me about all their psychotic theories on their best friend Mike David. I've never seen anything like it, the level of friendship simpulation going on between these drug addicts and their rappin' granny podcast man. Finally figured it out, though, Redbar has built his entire brand around styling himself and the show as a 2016 streetwear hypebeast. These people NEED Redbar to be cool, or else the value...

[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2412] It's the 7 Year SHOnniversary! Soup Porter has been inhabited by the very spirit of the Earth's Jokers. An evil, demonic spirit that causes him to do terrible things, and I don't just mean the timebomb inside his keister. What separates Soup from the other Jokers though is he has his own true Harley Quinn, Merle. She is fearless, and crazier than him. She is his queen, and God help anyone who dares...

Mersh, Queen Of All Gay Vampires, was interviewed by two doofuses about his epic life story: love, betrayal, bones, and hunger. An epic thrill ride of questions ensues where the hosts of Mir Musk vacillate between seeming like Nightwave Superfans and complete trolls. Mersh has confrimed on twitter he is finally going full cat lady and going Hard 9 Trans. PLUS: Turkey Tom's CARVING gets discussed on Lolcow Live, Cult Member James is confronted in an incredibly awkward intervention, and we are...

Comedian Patrice O'Neal was one of the greatest stand ups ever, and one of the best parts of the Opie And Anthony Radio Show. But there is a DARK open secret in the comedy community about Patrice that nobody seems to talk about. PODAWFUL calls into the Comedy Shaman to reveal the untold story about Patrice O'Neal's proclivities, and which black comics are on the downlow. Comedy Shaman's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVBGgbQ5-fg https://podawful.pizza/posts/2409  VIDEO:...

Turkey Tom carves up slices of himself as an offering of cringe for Thanksgiving. After being completely cucked by his girlfriend, Tom cut her name into his chest. Salvo and Podawful went Turkey hunting, and are serving up a Roast for dinner. After Keemstar's DM's were leaked, he needed a distraction that would shiled him and his Commentary Community friends from criticism. Thus the Lolcow Live podcast was born! How do you make Keemstar, Nicholas DeOrio, Turkey Tom, and the Indian...

[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2407] The Earth's Jokers are growing in numbers by the day. PPP, Tom Gulley, Mersh, even KEFFALS are now joining their ranks. It's time to look at PATIENT ZERO, Harlan Dale Absher AKA The Santa Cruz Joker, and figure out the symptoms to the terrible disease known as CLOWN SYNDROME? What drives a person to their "One Bad Day"? We investigate a brand new death threat Harlan has posted to PODAWFUL for any possible...

Former ARCH-ENEMIES are now teaming up to do a show TOGETHER. Tom Gulley is the man I believed had my Youtube Channel taken down, but now he has agreed to audition for the role of co-host of PODAWFUL. The only catch? THERE IS NO JOB. Tom and Jesse laugh about Mersh's dying moments, Mr. Spergers challenge to Tom, Steel Toe getting cucked, The Santa Cruz Joker trying to lure Gulley into the Legion Of Goon, the Comedy Shaman's Redbar reactions, and more! PLUS: Gulley News, Font Chat, and Tom's...

FRANK HASSLE IS HERE! Mersh nearly died on stream while smoking bones. He had a boneverdose. In a moment, I saw my whole podcast flash before my eyes. Apparently Mersh has been just inhaling toxic metals into his bloodstream for years now, but not to worry! he says it was actually GOOD that he had a mini stroke live on air. Oh and that it happens every day. Frank Hassle joins me to discuss Mersh's pathetic attempt to take him on a steak dinner, and Frank's future plans to HASSLE the Florida...

We revisit Mersh's graveyard mouth in celebration of Dia De Los Muertos. Mersh seems to have forgotten why he took his chat off screen for two years, so we sent him a reminder once again while he was live on Nightwave. DEAD TOOTH. PLUS: ROTC's Rumble contract still up in the air, Mersh's trip to Vegas, the INSANE cat videos on The Bad Luck Boys channel gives me toxoplasmosis, Mersh lures in children on Halloween, wheelchair kids, Awfulween Costume Contest, a surprise visit from Mini Manson,...

HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The girlfriend body count continues in this action, horror, thriller. After Ruphio Pheonix was last catfished by an OnlyFans girl, the vengeful gamer incel turns his blue glasses on a new Final Girl-- AVA. Ava is a girl with a MYSTERIOUS past in one of the internet's most notorious shock sites, THE RED ROOMS. The DARK WEB's torture and slaughterhouse for camgirls. But Ava is not alone, also vying for Ruphio's love is her fellow Red Rooms survivor STELLA. When the Romanian...