Sausage, Relish, Banana Pepper, Tomato, Onion, Mustard, Sauerkraut, Cole Slaw, Bun, Beef, Hamburger, CHICAGO Come enjoy some poetry with Fancy Octopus and the prisoners of "Lost In narration" Matthew and Erik as they read "Chicago For Carl Sandberg" by James Bradley Macullum. Go listen to the hilarious "Lost In Narration" cast here: https://pod.link/1565386901 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at...

WE FINALLY GO CAMPING. Come pitch some tents we FancyOctopus, ToxicGold, and Jake as we read some more "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by Pewternatural.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at [email protected] BuiredGems.podbean.com

The paint cracks on my baby blue wall. Chips fall upon me as I frown. "Babe hows the room coming along?" I here my wife call to me. "Going great, just need to grab some paint" I holler back across the fixer upper. "Well you better hurry... the Johnsons are coming over and I don't want to look a fool." Grimacing, I began my trek to the garage. About halfway down the stairs I slip upon some stair butter and tumble down the 3 flights. Lying in a crumpled heap with bone sticking out my wife comes...

I wobble up the hill, stumbling every few steps from the shackles around my ankles. Legionnaires surround me but none of them are willing to look me in the eyes. Upon reaching the top of the hill I'm forced to my knees and my neck is placed upon a stump. A stunning horse, with the torso of a woman with hair of gold atop, trots upon the hill up to the stump. In her hand I see my end, a gold hilted sword. I look up at the goddess. "You have been brought here for execution for the charge.. of...

I trip over bramble wires and gash open my good knee. "Crap" I mutter to myself as I get up to limp through the abandoned IKEA. I had to keep moving. Behind every turn there was more of... them. My only advantage was my speed and I couldn't afford to lose it. The moon shone brightly through the sun roof leaving behind stark shadows. Stepping quickly to the left, into the light, I turn and slam my shin into a... "Oh no!" I yelp. I quiver as my assaulter, a light brown hardwood coffee table...

A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands its importance. I wipe tears collecting at the bridge of my nose as the incantation begins. A rhythmic chant " Muzzarella...Ricottaaa" starts off as a whisper. Slowly we all join in and it begins to crescendo. The Golden Transgression gets on one knee and lets out a sustained bellow shaking us to our bones. We keep chanting. Electricity begins...

The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks and 7-11s and it is here to remind me. My hot dog grows cold in my hands as an orange citizen sweeps up the trash on the corner a gold dumped from the back of their lambo. I sigh and look down at the flaccid pink dog in my hand slowly freezing. Thats when the bright dawn is blocked by a man with yellow hair and aviators. He stands before me and...

Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's play for an elite such as myself. I have stopped going to school or talking to friends. I NEED THE TIME TO GAME. Even walking spends extra gaming juices on my legs so I have mastered lizard crawling. Mommy stopped talking so much though and I am worried for her. She spends a lot of time with her laptop, on some website, typing up a storm while...

I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips once were. I turn behind me and see my mortal enemies....Thomas, Charlie, and Proper Gent! "Did you think you could get away from us?" laughed Thomas. "Oh you're gonna pay for what you did" Charlie says as he creeps ahead of me with a ghoulish smile. Proper gent had snuck around me and forced me into a chair and secures handcuffs. Thomas pulls out...

Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and their doctor is furious, but they are just overly sensitive. Besides, I'll never get my come uppance because I am violently against learning. Join the pranky bois: Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, and Proper Gent, as they dive into "Prankster's Payback" by WaspSt1ng. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or...

To the surprise of no one, touching rocks is not a healthy life style. But you'll never stop me! Why I will touch this stones and place them where ever I darn please for it is my RIGHT. Everyone thinks they can just stop me from rubbing my stones in public....why they say its unnatural or disturbing....well I think they are disturbing and honestly I'm cooler than them anyway! Man its so hard being a rock collector. Join expert veterinarians Jack and Ben from Unrepeated Show Show as we learn...

Love is truly in the air, or actually we want it to be but we can never truly grasp it. Instead we must carefully weigh our options and make an algorithm to determine if we should "love". We know a good love life is necessary part of school admission and we don't want to be expelled. We could never let something like emotions and spontaneity take hold and show us around. No, for we are Benihimie.   Join Fancy Octopus and Toxic Gold in the next juicy installment of "Of Yokai and Hopeless...

Sierra was made in the eyes of her creator, Dr. Samuel. However she must strike out on her own as the government quickly kills her creator. She learns quickly that she must hide who she is from this world as sentient robots are outlawed. Luckily she finds she can confide with Jesus to help her ride out the troubled times. Join Fancy Octopus, Proper Gent, Hyena, and Seth in the roller coaster epic "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website...

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Will Dave take her back? Will she be able to raise her alien baby? Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at [email protected] BuiredGems.podbean.com

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Everything seems fine and dandy, but what new adventures will life throw her way. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at...

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? She has shown her true self to the entire galaxy and societal change sometimes comes slows. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at...

Garfield enraptures everyone that he approaches. It is merely the way of life that we have become accustomed to. Sadly, not everyone can be chosen by his orange. His glowing warmth filling your soul as he passes but you never truly get to sleep and envelope your soul in his aurora. For me that was the truth, until recently. I was eating my lonely lunch at a local Italian joint. Only 2 stars, I was banned from the good restaurants for my detestable actions. Looking down at my food, downing my...

Join experts Thomas and Soren at their first day of school in "Force of Nature" by DakkTribal (FictionWriterD).

Join experts Thomas and Soren as we hunt down the Fox Girls in "A Force of Nature" by Dakk Tribal (FictionWriterD).

Story at ~9:40 Guests: Hyena, fanatic of black t-shit. Thomas, a scholar of the hair gel. We have gathered here today to discuss the most powerful being we have ever known. We willingly submit to their charms for he surely knows the way. No one in this pious flock would ever deny his strategy. The women may strike him down, but it is merely because they have to yet to succumb to his powers. Even if they think they have left, the remnants of his voice will enlighten them for the rest of their...

Heads or Tails? If you chose heads then you need to get a better one on your shoulder cause we talking TAILS today! What kind of tails? Not ox tails or pork tails or any other fantastic cuisine from the orient. Instead we are talking SONIC. Now we can all agree the best thing sonic ever did was the chili cheese coney, but how does tails factor in? He has been second fiddle long enough in "The Knothole Murders" by RWKW764. Guests: Jacob, way too fast as he was pulled over on the drive to the...

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How many werewolves is too many werewolves to handle? Our boy Kyle can take em all! And we need him too. Our goats have been got and man I need that milk! I crave for that mountain milk. Until we stop those werewolves my milk will not be returned! My bones can only handle so much more stress. They are near pencil thin as I have lacked milk for so long. Luckily I have KYLE the ultimate werewolf killing machine!Join FancyOctopus, Thomas, Hyena, and Seth as they are saved from the goat stealing...

Werewolves man. They really get my goat. And I need him for milk! With no milk my bones will stay brittle and who will fight the werewolves? Luckily there is a chosen one. One who can save us all. He has enough firepower and fortitude to strangle all of Manhattan twice over and he is pissed. KYLE will read the history books as we finally remove the werewolven scourge from our cities. Now join Fancy Octopus, Thomas, Hyena, and Seth as they read about our savior Kyle in "Wolve's and Bullets" by...