Are the Springboks high on drugs? Does the foetus have knuckle hair already? How much do we know about slit experiments and particle physics? Have you ever seen someone stand on their own shoulders while doing a handstand? Do they have lobster rolls and smash burgers in Cape Town?

Why does Vancouver have 10,000 identical houses? Must we talk about Gaza? Is your municipality dysfunctional or distressed? How effective was Paddy's campsite boycott? Is anyone selling a soccer team?

Can you even shoot arrows from your buddy's shoulders? How could you look at the springboks and not be completely in love with them? Does your Subaru cup holder click nicely? How much is a food truck second hand? If a slomo movie about a dog is in black and white, does that make it artsy?