Are the Springboks high on drugs? Does the foetus have knuckle hair already? How much do we know about slit experiments and particle physics? Have you ever seen someone stand on their own shoulders while doing a handstand? Do they have lobster rolls and smash burgers in Cape Town?

Why does Vancouver have 10,000 identical houses? Must we talk about Gaza? Is your municipality dysfunctional or distressed? How effective was Paddy's campsite boycott? Is anyone selling a soccer team?

Can you even shoot arrows from your buddy's shoulders? How could you look at the springboks and not be completely in love with them? Does your Subaru cup holder click nicely? How much is a food truck second hand? If a slomo movie about a dog is in black and white, does that make it artsy?

Would you buy a sternum-mounted beer holster? Did Russia pay for these alien cakes? Agh please Paddy won't you take us to Banksy Land? Do you even know how to dot-to-dot a pumpkin? If you can't wear tie-dye to a Brian Jonestown Massacre where CAN you? If a virtual artefact is stolen can you find it in a museum?

Is there anything better than a budget therapist? How does the BC burn measure up? How do you carry a 30kg labradoodle up a mountain? Is watching rugby even fun? Can you hear me stuffing this sleeping bag?

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Is Paddy funny sober? Is sex always work? Whose dad tattled on the porn teacher? Does Paul's accent GRATE on your nerves?

Do tampons come in left and right? Would you rather run a marathon in 81 T shirts or drink 15 bottles of All Gold tomato sauce? What type of food (not including cheese) is the best for rolling down a hill? Why does the Guinness Book of World Records Exist?

Did dragons actually breathe steam? Does this jeans speedo make my ass look yummy? Why can't Japan just take over? How many hackers does it take to buy a video game and some porn? Why does the Guinness book of records exist?

Have you ever braai'd with a wet blanket in Fiji? Will someone please hold Zolna's hand? What do you do when the easter bunny eats your passport? How much is one cocaine in a Vancouver drug store? Would you rather see an uncontacted amazonian or an alien?

Does anyone know where Paddy is? Does your winery accept dogs? Who is the actual living legend champion of Best in Miniatures Season 2? How many plum trees have you even seen? Does your backpack have a backpack? Have you ever been suit shopping at the outlets by the airport?

Did you know we have an email address? Would you rather try catch a pigeon or a rat? Are we taking this podcast seriously enough? Can you believe the rest of Canada is colder than this? Is that Bong with dreads a doctor?

Do USA border patrol know their country is actually kak? If you stare at something Red Hot with ear plugs in, will it make you cry? If I slide off this ridge will I snap my femurs? Do you even know what a boat house is? Have you ever seen an invisible sock? Do broken brains exist?

Does anybody have any spare nipples? Must we go protest Canada's 10th largest city? Is it OK to arrest your own party guest? What's really the difference between a pizza and a jacket anyway? In Canada, is it quicker to get bumhole surgery or a new South African passport? If I kill a city goose can I take it home and eat it?

How many Chat-GPTs does it take to run a company? If a rock art gets destroyed in a cave but nobody is there to witness it, was it probably because of racism? How does a man with one arm fire a bow? Have you heard about the Macedonian bot farms? Is getting robbed at gunpoint in Mexico pornographic?

Are weddings contagious? Should South Africa be renamed? What even is a standard wank? How does a cat robot serve food? And how to psychologically manipulate your disobedient dog.

When did the USA invade Canada? Was Paul crying when he proposed? Has anyone died in space? Would you rather freeze to death or dehydrate to death? Whose algorithm for chemical warfare is this? How miniature is your dream house?

What do two white boys know about Diwali? Where in the world is India? Who is MyBoy Zulu? Have you heard of Vancouver? Why would a racoon wear another racoon? Is your salad server in the Philippines? Is Kanye as awesome as AB DeVilliers?

Is the South African government listening? What makes a reservoir a fire pool? How long does it take to feel Canadian? Are we due for a World War? What do you get when you cross a python's bite and a kudu's kick? How do you kill a cobra in your kitchen? Why aren't the homeless eating pigeons?

Where the hell is Elvis? Does Elon not realize the sky is sacred? How many people are you smashing Vancouver? How long does it take to learn to speak transgender appropriately? Would you chat to a stranger on a yellow bench?

Would you swear allegiance to the Queen of Canada? Is this bum lump cancer? Who brought their baby to the Gorillaz gig? Does a bronze bison glorify a massacre? Is a good road worth more than a culture? Can gay people go to the world cup in Qatar? Where can you find an air mattress, a shopping cart, a traffic cone and 60 bags of dogshit?

How many espresso martinis does it take to eliminate a man from Tipperary? How are the berries in Dingle? What's the right way to pee in a pub? Can Paddy save the Amazon jungle by becoming a mercenary? Who approves British TV shows? How do you find a way through a forest of corpses?

Who is Akani Simbine? Does the Pope deserve culturally significant gifts? Is a braai worth a $1000 fine? How much red wine does it take to drown a Spikkels? Will we ever stop talking about fireworks? Is corporate Pride just tokenism?

Who is the 16th fastest man in history? Is climbing even extreme? Will we make it to the best view in Canada? Does Paddy have time to say howzit to the butcher? Is 400,000 people on a beach too many? Who is John C. Reilly? How many wrists does it take to finish the Juan de Fuca Trail?

Is this train actually a bus? Are we living in a romcom? Do Irish people eat wings? Why doesn't this mic work? Is there any hope for biltong abroad? How far can an Irishman drive?