Did Paul humiliate himself playing golf? If a brook babbles into a bay but nobody is there to admire it on magic mushrooms, does it even babble at all? Is it 100% obvious that Cyril is pomping suspect number 1?

What happens when Canadians in BMWs get angry? Who is Sunny the pup and will he leave it? Do we say gas now? What's with the toilet gaps? Can we REALLY turn right on red? Is a salamander a gecko?

Is surprise island sausage any good? Are geese pests or a national treasure? Would you rather get bit by a racoon or skunked by a skunk? Isn't it lovely bicycling safely? Can French people STILL not count? Plus Paul and Paddy share tales of travel into the country.

Why is sour beer a thing? How do people even live where weed is illegal? Is this a safe space for overdosing on heroin? Can Paddy and Paul have a coherent conversation about politics they know almost nothing about?

How did Paul end up in Vancouver in the first place? If we hear South African accents to we gravitate toward them or walk the other way? Does Paddy have time to tell a story? Are Korean dogs free?