Character Debates made it to the 50th episode and it's a big one!!!! To celebrate, we got Tom Holland's bleeding heart Spider-man debating the punitive Batman on what is the best way to rehabilitate super villains!   Listen to these valiant heroes discuss punching the mentally ill, joking while in combat and house arrest in your friends condo!! All judged by the nefarious Professor Pickles!!!   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Spider-Man: Elon Altman   Batman: Drew Dunn   Professor...

Character Debates is leading the charge this week as we discuss if rhinos should be pets! This episode gets wild as a cat owner fights to remove an Alabama man's treasured pet rhino from his neighborhood. Listen to their ethical arguments about sulfur farts, White Rhino Privilege, and the birth of a unicorn! All judged by a secretive neighbor who owns a pet Billy Goat! Moderator: Michael Harrison Leroy Little: Jared Waters Joe Granola: Drew Dunn Tucker Bond: Jake Vevera

Hey love freaks! Character Debates has another taboo episode this week as Leonardo Dicaprio stops in to debate if older guys should exclusively date women 25 years and younger!   Watch the intensity as he spars with an age appropriate dater about virtual reality porn, old men having kids, and going on dates at Chiles! All judged by a guy who won the lottery and is thinking of leaving his wife for a younger woman!   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Leonardo DiCaprio: Jay Simpson ...

To our devout listeners, we present a spiritual debate this week as we decide if Scientology is the One True Religion! That's right! Join us as a money hungry Scientologist unloads on a cult leader who believes that cereal mascots have all of the answers! Featuring the brilliant Matthew Broussard and Jason Salmon!   You will definitely be enlightened as we discuss such religious privileges as tax avoidance, LSD Tuesdays, and allowing Tom Cruise to murder 10 people! All judged by a lost soul...

This week, Character Debates dishes out an extremely exciting episode about a really dull sport! Listen to PGA champion Rory McIlroy debate a diehard sports fan on if Golf is the Boringest Sport in the World?  Catch the passionate hysteria as they discuss trash talking, ball dimples, and how many alligators each course should have! All judged by a Scottish sports announcer from a public access channel. Moderator: Michael Harrison Chip Lowerthal: Eitan Levine Rory McIlroy: Drew Dunn ...

Are humans becoming obsolete in the workforce? We here at Character Debates ponder this as we try to decide if robots should take over all customer service jobs! Featuring one of the stars of Showtime's "Flatbush Misdemeanors", Kareem Green! Listen to a Wal-Mart cashier fight for the job he loves against a murderous robot as they discuss robbery prevention, co-workers who don't keep the toilet seat down, and if human employees should take steroids to improve efficiency. All judged by the...

Oscar season is upon us and we are rolling out the red carpet for another epic debate! Listen to us as we welcome 3 time academy Award winning actor Jack Nicholson as he debates a nurse on do Actors Deserve Awards?! Featuring Tonight show and Comedy Central presents veteran MYQ Kaplan!   In this one, we discuss Jack's sister-mother, did One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest stigmatize nurses, and if Michael Harrison should host the Oscars! All judged by a Background actor who loves lunch meat!   ...

An angry parent fights with his son's alcoholic teacher this week on Character Debates! Featuring the super hilarious Erin Maguire and Luke Thayer! Get ready for lots of yelling as they cover how much the teacher hates Zack, how much the father hates the teacher, and how much they both hate the school board! All judged by a principal who is great at damage control! Moderator: Michael Harrison Nora Pinephrine: Erin Maguire Chandler James: Drew Dunn Dr. Yard: Luke Thayer This episode is...

If you're looking for a podcast episode to commit too, we have just what you're looking for this week as we debate if all marriages should be arranged! Listen to a 5-time divorcee beg for arranged marriages to be normalized against a man who is in a miserable one! Listen as they discuss if it is forced slavery, why parents can choose a mate better, and what getting divorced 5 times is like. All judged by a guy who is an arranged polygamous marriage with 6 people Moderator: Michael Harrison ...

Turn off your computers and listen in as we fiercly debate if the elderly should be allowed on social media! Famed influencer Tik Tok Dad argues against his son Chase on such topics as viral enema videos, cyberbullying, and IHOP waitress sexual harassment! All judged by the owner and proprietor of the Saggy Nuts retirement home! Moderator: Michael Harrison Chase Valentine: Che Durena Tik Tok Dad: Drew Dunn Pete Glaston: Jake Vevera

We here at the podcast think the best way to kick off the new year is by picking apart last year. That's what we have done this week as we welcome Russian President Vladimir Putin and an American Pro-lifer to debate if 2022 sucked! In this retrospective debate, we talk about why God hit Florida with a hurricane, Russia's war with rainbows, and Putin's secret relationship with Queen Elizabeth II. All decided by returning judge Johnny Depp! Insanity ensues! Moderator: Michael...

In honor of the holidays, Character Debates has decided to have a special family themed episode where we debate if straight people should be allowed to adopt children! Join us as we pit a hokey straight guy against the owner of an orphanage that solely allows the LGTBQ+ community to adopt. Listen to them clash about straight people discrimination, being raised by wolverines, and having straight butlers raise orphans in hopes of creating another Batman! All judged by 38 year old Big Orphan...

Character Debates is getting on the body positivity movement this week as we explore skinny shaming! Listen to Twiggy debate the plight of a thin man with a 950 lb. guy who hates skinny people! This episode has alot of meat as we discuss chef's feelings, bony hugs, and Brandon Frasier! All judged by professional body shamer and fitness instructor, Chad Childings! Moderator: Michael Harrison Twiggy: Jonathan Randall Big Tony: Drew Dunn Chad Childings: Jake Vevera

Is 3 months long enough to respect the dead? Character Debates thinks so and that is why they have brought the ghost of Queen Elizabeth II back from the beyond to argue if monarchies are necessary with Irish Soccer fan Shane O' Ferguson! Listen to this royal rumble as they debate colonization, getting 2 birthdays, and why the Queen owns all of the whales in Britain. Judged by Tarzan, King of the Jungle! Moderator: Michael Harrison Tarzan: Joe Bates Queen Elizabeth II: Drew Dunn Shane O'...

Character Debates is back with a hot and steamy episode as we discuss if Lust should be one of the 7 Deadly Sins!!! Join sex addict Johnny Durango as he argues with 53 year old Virgin, Spencer Spellman!   Watch them verbally spar over public erections, bodyspray marketing, and lying to sleep with people. All judged by old school mobster Baby Feet Benson.   Moderator: Michael Harrison Johnny Durango: Oscar Aydin Spencer Spellman: Drew Dunn Baby Feet Benson: Jake Vevera

Alright Halloween freaks! Character Debates is tackling one of the biggest holiday human rights issues in the world...and that is should adults be allowed to Trick or Treat! Treat your ears as the sweet-toothed Spaz fast talks his argument against Halloween purist Jack Samhain! In this bewitched episode, they discuss candy hangovers,making diabetics do their part, and choco-lobster thieves! All judged by a guy who gives out chocolate covered seafood! Moderator: Michael Harrison Jack...

Characters Debates isn't playing around with this one as we answer once and for all if Barbie is a good role model! Hear the best-selling feminist doll's side as she argues with the GI Joe action figure Duke! In this one, they reveal how Barbie handles so many jobs, what her feud with Saudi Arabi was about, and Duke's highly guarded personal life! All judged by an Optimus Prime Transformer toy. Moderator: Michael Harrison Barbie: Claire Alexander Duke: Drew Dunn Optimus Prime: Jake Vevera

The booker of our guests needs a raise for this one! Gracing us with a podcast exclusive, Character Debates is excited to welcome the one and only...God! Hear Him debate with loose cannon Jake Vevera as they argue if Jake should be allowed into heaven when he dies! In this blessed episode, they discuss the weather in heaven, Jesus' real skin color, and the time Jake gave his dad 5 hits of acid. All judged by another podcast exclusive...Satan! Moderator: Michael Harrison God: Phil Duckett ...

In an over the top episode, crazy cat lady Geraldine Pounce argues vehemently for the rights of cats to be President against a stickler from the FEC! Watch the politics fly as they debate black cat racism, bird genocide, and the death of a beer drinking goat! All judged by returning patriot Winston Dirthill! Moderator: Michael Harrison Geraldine Pounce: Abbi Crutchfield Kenneth Staple: Drew Dunn Winston Dirthill: Jake Vevera

Character Debates has another episode that will make you rub your eyes in awe. This week we have a fast talking promiscuous magician debate the leader of an anti-magician task force on are magicians problematic. Watch everything unravel as they discuss if magicians are liars, murdering bird drones, and why Hugh Jackman pushes magician propaganda! All judged by a retired magician who had his jaw shot off! Moderator: Michael Harrison Alistair Balastar: Stephen Bolles Adrian Lane: Drew...

We have an emotional rollercoaster of an episode this week, as we try to find out the best way to handle a dispute!  Join the gruff sounding Danny Speggs as he argues the merits of fighting with the ever loving Nimsey Jay! In this one, they discuss open-mouth kissing road rage drivers, being raised by wolverines, and how sad the original Top Gun was. All judged by a guy who can't stop crying! Moderator: Michael Harrison Danny Speggs: Joe Matarese (joematarese.com for tour dates)   ...

In a very patriotic episode of Character Debates, host and newly minted American citizen Michael Harrison questions if he made the right decision!  Catch the verbal fire as South African immigrant Uncle Nelson(emmy nominated comedian Robby Collins!) goes toe to toe with hard core Sergeant Major Chet Gunns on is America really #1!? In this one, they fight about dog surfing instructor jobs, what the best flag is, and South Africa's domination in Olympic rowing. All judged by a 9 foot giant...

We have another high caliber episode locked and loaded this week as 2 legends argue on gun control! Hear the hootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est, bob-tail wildcat Yosemite Sam defend gun violence in film against micro-dosing, gun safety advocate Matthew McConaughey! In this one, they discuss why Liberals love encouraging guns in their movies, gun accidents Yosemite has had on the set of Looney Tunes, and why bazooka's are more socially acceptable. All judged by a morally corrupt action...

No better way to kick off the 1st episode of our 2nd season then having an argument on the thing everyone is arguing about…abortion! In this one, we discuss if men should be able to control women’s bodies! In one corner, we welcome Patty, the Trans-curious man who is scared of transitioning to a woman because of how society treats them. In the other corner, we have a Florida mom who thinks women should just stay in the kitchen and please their husbands. Listen to them debate on why 60 year...

It's the final episode of the season and we are doing it in style! With the help of comedy powerhouse Jeff Arcuri, we are thrilled to invite Aladdin and the Genie on to debate if 3 wishes are enough. Listen to them argue about Aladdin's singing ability, what is the perfect number of wishes, and why the Genie won't make people fall in love with each other. All judged by the Sultan of Agrabah!