Episodes
We have another Character Debates episode that is so good, you'll want to throw us something extra for making it. On this one, we have a coffee shop owner debating an unsatisfied customer on if tipping should be abolished! Get ready for a heated one as they talk about what the proper tip % is, why barbers don't deserve extra money, and how Illinois is the worst at gratuity.  All judged by a confused urologist! Moderator: Michael Harrison Karen Miller: Olga Namer Chad Neighbors: LeClerc...
Published 04/22/24
Published 04/22/24
Come pass a good time with us this week as we get to know about the Big Easy! We have a scrappy Boston bartender debating a Creole pastry chef straight on if New Orleans should be removed from America!   Find out if one of America's most interesting cities is worth keeping as they discuss drunk ghosts, why witch doctors don't enlist in the army, and tying up your pet alligator to a fire hydrant. All judged by a Manitoba guy who doesn't get out much.   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Linda...
Published 04/08/24
The heat is on us as we hammer one of America's most revered and sacred institutions...violent cops! That's right. In this one, a trigger happy cop debates a guy he shot 14 times for littering on should cops be allowed to use force!   Don't defund this podcast and listen as we discuss such things as why everyone should blindly trust people who only graduated high school, should cops be given softer weapons to beat up innocent victims, and do officers get influenced by action movies! All...
Published 03/18/24
Hey Heathens! We are feeling ourselves this week as we deliver another top notch episode on the original sin...Pride! That's right! We have a hot vapid Nightclub chick debating the Hunchback of New Jersey on Should Pride be one of the 7 Deadly Sins? They explore this topic by discussing such things as Gay Pride, wearing beer pong medals, and why parallel parking is for ugly people. All judged by a bishop who lets people smoke and eat hoagies in his church!   Moderator: Michael Harrison...
Published 03/04/24
Hot button topic alert this week as Character Debates delves into the border crisis. No, not that one! The Northern border crisis!!!! Listen to a Justin Trudeau hating, Alberta oilfield worker debate a xenophobic American on if America should shut down the Canadian border! Learn more about this touchy subject as we analyse Canadian on Canadian crime, Dog killing moose, and if Canadian weather is a human rights violation. All judged by the mayor of Crosby, North Dakota who is thinking about...
Published 02/19/24
Valentines Day is around the corner and Character Debates thought it would be as good time as any to decide if short people should be loved. In this one, a woman who only dates tall men debates a self described short king who carries around a step ladder everywhere he goes. Listen to the passion fly as they talk about back problems, defending a woman from muggers, and how tall guys are more likely to be unfaithful. All judged by a woman who has slept with a guy of every height! Moderator:...
Published 02/05/24
No argument is more heated than one between a married couple! That’s why this one is a scorcher as a lesbian debates if gays should still be allowed to get married with her unhappily married spouse! Watch them tackle this antiquated argument as they cover pet marriage, bar fights, and the plight of jobless wedding DJ’s. All judged by a guy who is marriage curious . Moderator: Michael Harrison Mary Borarr: Veronica Garza Joanne Borarr-Weesley: Jaye McBride Paolo Mangubat: Rich Kiamco
Published 01/22/24
No debating that 2023 was a crazy year, but did it suck? This Character Debates retrospective episode tackles that question with a heavily botoxed George Santos debating an arms dealer who sells bullets and medical supplies. Listen and learn as they talk about numerous 2023 stories including wealthy UPS drivers, movies that skinny shame plumbers, and why 81 year old presidents are too young for the job. All judged by injured NY Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers!   Moderator: Michael Harrison ...
Published 01/08/24
Live from New York...it's another episode of Character Debates!!! We got a big time episode this week as the legendary Adam Sandler joins us to debate a bitter rejected sketch performer on if Saturday Night Live should be cancelled after its 50th season! Listen to this hysterical yell fight as they discuss bad auditions, laughing during sketches, and how bad Robert Downey Junior was on the show. All judged by show creator and producer, Lorne Michaels! Moderator: Michael Harrison Adam...
Published 12/26/23
The Christmas holidays are nothing without a good argument. So this week, we supply a heated one as a Clausophobic Man debates a cigarette smoking, alcoholic Mall Santa on if Mall Santa’s should be retired from X-mas. Get ready for a whole lotta yelling as they clash about lying to children, pinching elves butts, and Santa bullying! All judged by the owner of the Make It Rain Shopping Center! Moderator: Michael Harrison Tony Aficionado: Mark Riccadonna Bob Ezer: Jonathan Randall Linda...
Published 12/11/23
Bonjour Character Debate fans! We are going French this week as we decide if France is #1!!! So get a baguette, sit back and listen in as a Belgium hating french pastry chef debates an ignorant Florida mom! This podcast covers everything you need to know about France including frog legs, effeminate men, and why the French don't like to smile! Judging this international riot is the murderous alien, Xanadu Smith! Moderator: Michael Harrison Simon Beauregard: Matt Ruby Feline Cuntington:...
Published 11/27/23
Character Debates brings you one of the most highly anticipated debates of the year as the 45th President returns to argue with his mortal enemy Hillary Clinton on Is Donald Trump the Greatest U.S. President of all Time? Listen in as they discuss stopping phone terrorism, helping rich people, and why Abraham Lincoln had it easier. All judged by a guy who loves presidents way too much! Moderator: Michael Harrison Donald Trump: Steven Scott Hillary Clinton: Cory Kahaney Ernest Freeman:...
Published 11/13/23
Character Debates has got a treat for you this week as a woman who likes to wear sexy nurse outfits Is squaring off against a Halloween Traditionalist on if Halloween should be sexualized! Listen to their ghoulish argument about such things as scaring children, Ted Bundy, and why Halloween is a great time to get erections. All judged by an ex-Jehovah Witness who is about to celebrate his first Halloween! Moderator: Michael Harrison Sam Hain: MYQ Kaplan Tina Del Montanas: Carmen Lynch ...
Published 10/30/23
This week we got a healthy debate on a very unhealthy habit! Join us as a conspiracy touting chain smoker argues with a murderous non smoker on if People should be Allowed to Smoke in Public! See whose arguments goes up in smokes as they debate ceiling stains, lighting up in a shower and why smokers should be beheaded! All judged by Marjorie Taylor Greene!   Moderator: Michael Harrison Morton Downing: Dan Naturman Argyle Rain: Chase DuRousseau Marjorie Taylor Greene: Jake Vevera
Published 10/16/23
Character Debates has an episode this week that will make you happy to live for! In this one, an emo woman and a happy finnish guy try to figure out if life is nothing but a soul crushing journey meant to torture our souls! Catch this meaningful episode as they discuss if wealth brings happiness, whale reincarnation, and if Finland is full of sociopaths, All judged by an existential philosopher who hates the Paul brothers! Moderator: Michael Harrison Pandora: Erin Maguire Guut Hyvarnien:...
Published 10/02/23
On this week's episode, we have comedians talking about comedy on a podcast! That's right! How original! Listen as the jokes fly when a Christian comedian who only tells jokes about fruit debates a dirty shock comic on if Standup Comedy should be clean! In this one, they argue about the merits of stool humping, cursing to sell weak jokes, and why kids are the dumbest audiences you can entertain. All judged by a female club booker who sleeps with comics! Moderator: Michael Harrison Marla...
Published 09/18/23
In a Character Debates episode that should be turned into a movie, Disney CEO Bob Iger debates a starving out of work actor on if actors are overpaid!   In this one, they discuss if actors should be paid appropriately for auditions, background work, and when they have sex with producers for roles! All judged by cult film directopr David Lynch!   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Bob Iger: Jason Salmon   Mick Dagger: Marcus Monroe   David Lynch: Jake Vevera
Published 09/04/23
In another episode of us getting whoever the hell we want, the great Al Pacino joins us as he goes Scarface on a concerned parent who thinks that he shouldn't have kids! Listen to them disagree on putting kids in the dryer, wearing black clothing, and raising kids on coupons. All judged by a 65 year old sleepy guy who doesn't know if he should have kids! Moderator: Michael Harrison Alexis: Liz Glazer Al Pacino: Daniel Ares Harold McMurray: Jake Vevera
Published 08/21/23
Let's fire up another sexy episode! Character Debates is back to talk about One Night Stands! Join us as a woman who enjoys the pleasures of flesh debates a heartbroken guy she slept with once! Emotions are at an all time high as they argue over pet ferrets, nipple play, and fisting on a first date! All judged by a guy who prefers 3 night stands! Moderator: Michael Harrison Miss Atlantis: Chanel Ali Billy Depend: Jonathan Randall Joe Treize: Jake Vevera
Published 08/07/23
Character Debates has another hilariously entertaining episode this week as we tackle the classic argument of what is better, books or movies! This one features a sassy movie geek arguing with a bookworm whose literary addiction has made him unemployable. They discuss all the major talking points including paper cuts, the impossibility of reading and eating, and why movies endanger old men! All judged by legendary author JK Rowling! Moderator: Michael Harrison Clarice Ripley: Divya...
Published 07/24/23
Character Debates starts off the 3rd season hot as we have none other than Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy debating a Spoiled American on Should the Ukraine Forfeit the war?  Featuring NYC Podcast comedy greats Robbie Goodwin and Chris Faga, we discuss Zelensky's standup comedy prospects, how the Ukrainian war really started, and if Putin is rehirable if he loses the war! All judged by an Amish fellow who likes TV! Moderator: Michael Harrison President Zelensky: Robbie Goodwin ...
Published 07/03/23
It's the final episode of the second season and we're going Greek! Tik Tok star Maria Constantellis joins us to wage a verbal argument with a new age father who thinks that Greek parents are too strict! Find out for yourself if Greek parents need to be more nurturing as we discuss such topics as overfeeding your children, how you can't catch COVID in church and Maria's arch enemy Toula!(That Bish!)  All judged by a man from Child Protective Services. Moderator: Michael Harrison Maria...
Published 06/26/23
Lots of students have made their decision on what they're doing after high school, and for those who haven't, we got an episode for you!!! This week, we're debating if kids should go to a Trades school. Hit play and learn as an eloquent Harvard recruiter mentally challenges the Dean of "I'm a Smart Boy Trades School" on where the brightest should go! In this one, they discuss a variety of important post secondary topics such as high tuition rates, dumb students who bite, and wooden dildos!...
Published 06/12/23
Character Debates made it to the 50th episode and it's a big one!!!! To celebrate, we got Tom Holland's bleeding heart Spider-man debating the punitive Batman on what is the best way to rehabilitate super villains!   Listen to these valiant heroes discuss punching the mentally ill, joking while in combat and house arrest in your friends condo!! All judged by the nefarious Professor Pickles!!!   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Spider-Man: Elon Altman   Batman: Drew Dunn   Professor...
Published 05/29/23