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Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek...
Published 09/23/24
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous
week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a
principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror
stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate.
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Published 09/16/24
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Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars
and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy,
his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his
40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and
why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy
spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are
goated.
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Published 09/09/24
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Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip.
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Published 09/02/24
In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned...
Published 08/26/24
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04:20 Most Influential Jews
8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko!
11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing
22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater
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Published 08/19/24
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Published 08/12/24
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Published 08/05/24
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Published 07/29/24
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Published 07/22/24
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Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.
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Published 07/15/24
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Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.
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Published 07/08/24
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00:00 Intro
03:35 Subway Eat Fresh
10:15 The Amish
15:28 Julian Assange
18:10 Pammy Anderson
22:00 Stanley Cup
42:27 VOICEMAIL
45:38 Most Ripped Comedian?
52:25 THE PANTIES…
56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri
1:13:48 How Our Parents Act
1:19:35 Jasmine Cameo
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Published 07/01/24
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Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more!
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Published 06/24/24
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Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler.
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Published 06/17/24
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza
12:45 Chrissy the German
16:35 T**s on a Man
20:49 Doing Drugs Broh
31:10 Late Night vs Radio
39:45 All About the Mets
43:00 VOICEMAILS!
44:50 Election Year Baby
54:38 Left Handed Brohs
57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It!
1:07:10 Kimmel Advice
Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night
show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on
late night and what the best way to...
Published 06/10/24
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
03:40 Jaz is Here!!
06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF
09:45 Distefano Family Cruise
17:53 The King of Queens
27:30 Weak and Gay
31:50 Kumail Nanjiani
35:59 Ahuasca
47:45 Chrissy Good Father
56:10 Talkin Recent Guests
1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig
1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS
1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy
1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2
1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris
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Published 06/03/24
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00:00 Intro
3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
54:45 Kat’s Boobs
58:49 VOICEMAILS
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Published 05/28/24
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Published 05/20/24
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5:22 Chrissy Courtside
11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update
30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics
34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive
39:39 Jeff’s New Lady
47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…
52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics
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Published 05/13/24
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!
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Published 05/06/24
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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?
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12:50 Chris is Gay
24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh
38:23 Unsavable People
51:20 Phones are Bad for You
55:46 Susan’s Problems
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Published 04/29/24
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Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.
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Published 04/22/24
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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out
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00:00 INTRO
10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments
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Published 04/15/24