Episodes
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Ethos Life Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up...
Published 06/17/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza 12:45 Chrissy the German 16:35 T**s on a Man 20:49 Doing Drugs Broh 31:10 Late Night vs Radio 39:45 All About the Mets 43:00 VOICEMAILS! 44:50 Election Year Baby 54:38 Left Handed Brohs 57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It! 1:07:10 Kimmel Advice Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on late night and what the best way to...
Published 06/10/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:40 Jaz is Here!! 06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF 09:45 Distefano Family Cruise 17:53 The King of Queens 27:30 Weak and Gay 31:50 Kumail Nanjiani 35:59 Ahuasca 47:45 Chrissy Good Father 56:10 Talkin Recent Guests 1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig 1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS 1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy 1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2 1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan &...
Published 06/03/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 3:34 Having Babies 8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh 12:48 Drafting the American Civil War 20:34 FOX NEWS 24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag 29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH 37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers 50:51 Nas 54:45 Kat’s Boobs 58:49 VOICEMAILS Support Our Sponsors!!! Better Help https://BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Ethos Get...
Published 05/28/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp.Com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code...
Published 05/20/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 5:22 Chrissy Courtside 11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update 30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics 34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive 39:39 Jeff’s New Lady 47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye… 52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics GameTime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off...
Published 05/13/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake! Support Our Sponsors! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self. Door Dash Get all your Mother’s Day...
Published 05/06/24
#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time? TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 01:46 Susan has 800 kids?? 03:06 Chris’s First Impression 05:10 Rice Kings 12:50 Chris is Gay 24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh 38:23 Unsavable People 51:20 Phones are Bad for You 55:46 Susan’s Problems 1:04:04...
Published 04/29/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them. Support Our Sponsors Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Twillory Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more...
Published 04/22/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 10:41 Mike’s Taping 13:41 Big Booty Diver 20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps 26:02 Gays Ventura 31:57 Da New York Knicks 34:09 The Eclipse Broh 42:38 Benson Boone 48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap 50:10 Voicemail 56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER? 1:03:54 Mean Comments Support Our Sponsors Magic Mind 20% off one time purchases...
Published 04/15/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy 00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one...
Published 04/08/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more! 00:00 INTRO 03:39 Low T 09:35 Mike’s Birthday! 19:32 Da Knicks 25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse 32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood 39:10 Kate Middleton :( 43:55 P-Diddler 47:10 Chris the Junkie 49:20 J-Lo is Fake 59:48 Gen Z Be Like 1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo?? 1:10:01 POW 1:15:26 Voicemails 1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed KiWiCo 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot...
Published 04/01/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!! 00:30 - Intro 07:12 - Chicken Parm 11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids 19:27 - Creatine 23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz 26:57 -...
Published 03/25/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro 04:15 - Saturday Night Live! 10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier 16:00 - Living in NYC 18:30 - Making Babies 22:42 - Primal Humans 30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked 35:49 - Producer John...
Published 03/18/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!! Support Our Sponsors ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos KiWiCo 50%...
Published 03/11/24
Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Better Help Chrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code...
Published 03/04/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos o dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS Field of Greens FieldofGreens.com/CHAOS. That’s promo code CHAOS at Field of Greens dot com. Rocket Money That’s RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Chaos Logs 00:00 - The boys are tired 02:00 - Who the hell is Riain? 05:00 -...
Published 02/19/24
#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS,...
Published 02/12/24
#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy NBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls! Support Our Sponsors!!! Field of Greens Visit FieldofGreens.Com and use promo code CHAOS Nutrafol That’s Nutrafol.com slash men, promo code CHAOS. HelloFresh Go to...
Published 02/05/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy On an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week! 00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates 01:45 - Staying in shape 06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan 11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english 20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments 48:09 - The Italian...
Published 01/29/24
#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. JoyMode Go to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at...
Published 01/22/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors! Nutrafol Nutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS. Ship Station Use promo code CHAOS today...
Published 01/15/24
#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island. Support Our Sponsors! Magic Mind This January, Magic Mind helps you get ready to achieve your 2024 New Year's goals with full focus. If you sign up for 3 months, you get an extra month free, AND with my code: CHAOS It’s an extra 20% off, which gets you to a 75%...
Published 01/08/24
#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Happy New Years! Chris and Mike decided they wanted to be Irish today, in the beginning of the episode, with no plan or structure and ... you guessed it. Chaos ensues. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram -...
Published 01/01/24