All episodes of CineMortuary Podcast

Episodes

Cruel Jaws / Jaws 5 (1995)

EPISODE 156 - Jaws 5: The Remix.

Published 04/28/24

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

EPISODE 155 - The Cloverfield series rises from the ead like Jesus on an Easter Sunday as John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and the other bloke get cozy inside a prepper's dream/nightmare.

Published 03/31/24

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

EPISODE 154 - Besmirching a silent film through the sounds of three men talking about it? Damn your interference!

Published 03/10/24

Willard (2003)

EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!

Published 02/25/24

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.

Published 02/11/24

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!

Published 01/28/24

When Evil Calls (Cinemortuary cut)

A bonus review to celebrate We Made This's 5th anniversary as a podcast network. CineMortuary x Shipwrecked & Comatose x ChuckyVision special side quest edition! Rob joins Mark Adams & Dev Ellson look at Johannes Roberts’ truly pap 2006 effort When Evil Calls. Which was actually designed to be watched on a Nokia 9210 Communicator. We shit you not.

Published 01/25/24

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!

Published 01/14/24

Krampus (2015)

EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!

Published 12/22/23

Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition.

Published 12/10/23

V/H/S/2 (2013)

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G

Published 11/26/23

Dracula 3D (2012)

EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.

Published 11/12/23

Halloween II (1981)

EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.

Published 10/29/23

Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010)

EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year.

Published 10/15/23

28 Weeks Later (2007)

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!

Published 09/24/23

Cape Fear (1991)

EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.

Published 09/10/23

Blade: Trinity (2004)

If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.

Published 08/27/23

Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.

Published 08/13/23

Ring 2 (1999)

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!

Published 07/30/23

Plan 9 (2015)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself.

Published 07/16/23

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!

Published 06/25/23

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Just one more fight about a lot of things And I will give up everything To be on my own again Free again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHH Snickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...

Published 06/04/23

2001 Maniacs (2005)

The south will rise again... IN MY PANTS.

Published 05/21/23

House of Wax (2005)

Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol.

Published 05/07/23