Tom almost ends his and his wife's life. Hunter's dad gets up to some stinky campground shenanigans. Don discovers he hates artists.

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Hunter tells the story of how he entered weeaboo paradise, the boys discuss some spicy love scenes in movies, and Tom ascends to an astral plane via hydration.

Why would you cast 35 year old actors to play teenagers? The Crew explores this topic, and Tom and Don bond over their new love of Formula 1.

The boys sail the high seas as salty dogs and plunder some... other pirate related stuff. They also discuss what Tom would do in an alien invasion situation and how they, not surprisingly, dislike The Witcher on Netflix.

The Crew talks about how the new Cortana sucks, Gamestop employees telling your mom a game is too mature and cucking you on your birthday, and a beautiful love scene in Sex and the City.

The boys sit down and have a serious discussion about YouTube careers, and then immediately pivot into talk about fleshlights and Jumanji.

Don finally completed Hunter's commission, the boys talk about what it takes to be a United States Marine, and Tom goes on an incoherent rant about Warhammer lore.

Stan Lee was a hero to so many adult man children everywhere. He invented movies and television, and you can't disprove that. Also remember when Hawkeye tried to shoot his wife? Weird.

We nominate Trump to be America's version of England's queen and have a rousing conversation regarding a potentially effeminate coffee order.

Tom has caught a nasty case of the tummy bubbles so Trevor makes his first appearance on the podcast. We discuss Catfish, Don's awesome wardrobe choices, and the tragic passing of the legendary old coot Betty White.

The most requested guest finally returns to the podcast to help kick off the new year! Join us as Meatcanyon's mom entertains us with stories from her childhood.

The Crew writes a new holiday classic and discusses the possibility of having Tim Allen as a podcast guest.

Hunter is required to wear a protective suit this episode so as not to infect everyone, everyone discusses Halo, and the boys decide which male actor would be their moms' breasts.

Meatcanyon tells the tale of his adventure into the deep south, the boys discuss why Adam Sandler is creepy in 50 First Dates, and Tom declares his love for Don's stepsister.

We tried watching the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop and could only make it through 30 minutes.

Joe Rogan has a vendetta against the Flashgitz and is going to roundhouse kick their skulls in.

The 5 realms band together to share the sweetest resource in all of Middle Earth.... Hobbits.

The Crew talks about the benefits of a new studio, lame ass kids who won't trade Yu-gi-oh cards, and Tom and Don's hot and steamy love connection.

The boys discuss the classic film Van Helsing, talk more about the renaissance faire adventure, and Tom explains in a very British way the difference between cakes and biscuits.

The boys write the newest hit Hollywood film, discuss people who ruin Renaissance fairs, and help Don understand his heritage.

Tom gets scammed by the Boy Scouts and the Crew debates who is faster, Sonic the Hedgehog or a normal child.

The Creamy Boys discuss their favorite scene from Small Soldiers and Hunter describes the paradise that is New Hampshire.

The Crew realizes the only thing scarier than zombies are zombies that don't speak the same language as you.