We're confident that you won't see where our first story is going but also confident that you will be outraged on the victim's behalf.  Shaunelle is up first this week and she takes us on a wild ride about a poor victim who found themselves on the receiving end of backlash and publicly embarassed in the pursuit of political agenda. Then Susana brings down the mood by telling us the horrible story of a family of 4 betrayed by someone they should've been able to trust.  All of that...

This week's episode is a short one but impactful. Most notably, Susana and Shaunelle get into an epic argument about fandom.  Susana (the Fast franchise stan) takes her interest in the truly unhinged and unbelieveable (any Fast movie after the second installment) and extended that to her true crime research by bringing us an unexpected case of abuse and grooming.  Then, Shaunelle (the General Hospital advocate) brings some much needed jollies to a pretty disgusting episode. Go to @...

Hellllloooooooooooo!!!! We know we're delinquent but people got the flu, people had birthday's, people had deadlines, people have struggled.......and in case you're wondering, people is Shaunelle.  Anyway, Shaunelle, the rogue editor, is up first this week with a wild story of a horrible man who refused to do his time for crimes he gaslit himself into believing he didn't do.  Then, Susana rounds off with a truly horrible story of siblings trying to survive growing up with ain't sh*t adults....

Soooo that break took longer than expected. What can we say? It was tax season, people had teeth removed and other people got horribly sick. It's been a wild few weeks but we made it! Susana is up first with a truly amazing story of the life and trials of a woman named Kenya who was let down by her family and the system, then judged and discriminated against for her transgendered identity. This one, is one for the books! Then Shaunelle covers the case of an unusual death or rather an unusual...

We're back on our b.s with an unexpected theme of overkill this week.  First up, Shaunelle covers the case of what may be the worst mother in law in history....no seriously. It's one thing to comment on the casserole but it's another to commit murder.  Then Susana follows that rollercoaster with the case of a friend. A best friend (if you believe the story) and the lengths this friend would go to secure the happiness of their bestie. With friends like these you should hide your enemies, for...

We're late again but considering our podcast motto of "structureless structure" it's very on brand. Shaunelle went first this week with a case of a boldfaced heir who, it seems, was ready to take down anybody standing between him and his inheritance. Buckle up, because this case has a bit of everything including premeditated murder and a high seas rescue.  Then Susana takes us to Amish country and gives us the tale of a man with 2 Barbs in his life. Unfortunately, one Barb was willing to...

We've been delinquent, that's true but we've definitely missed you - A poem by Criminally Clueless. In keeping with our tradition of being consistently inconsistent, this week we debate which episode we're even on and if that doesn't set the tone for the season we don't know what will.  First up, Susana brings us the tragic case of a woman who settled. That's right she could've done much better but she settled for the sake of those she loved and unfortunately this resulted in her being a...

We've been through it!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier.  Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accoridngly.  Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts.  Then Susana, takes us through a case that's about a topic we NEVER planned to cover (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive...

Listen up! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself aka "Mummy". Birthday dick hat and all, the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana's "favorite episode ever!"  First up, Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa's both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa's gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she...

Big Big Big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena's music, then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena! We in no way take credit for her songs or content. As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and...

DISCLAIMER: This episode is NOT over 2 hours long for some reason there's dead air at the end that can't seem to be edited out. What a wild episode we have in store for you today. If you'd like to know how Susana and Shaunelle would use mega billions in lottery winnings then pay attention during story#2. Full disclosure we haven't won the lottery (yet) but when we do, everything is on the table including a bridge to Pluto and a doomsday bunker. For our first story, Susana gives us her take on...

Our overdue Halloween episode is finally here!!! Shaunelle has a wild story for you about the covid vaccine, her eye and insomnia to explain the delay but that won't be explained until the next episode. In today's episode Shaunelle delves into the truly disturbing case of the Jamison family after an October visit to a potential property for sale. Their suspicious disappearance polarized a town and the details of the case alongside wild speculations surrounding the findings are still debated...

Warning we kick off this week's episode laughing like a pack of hyenas so lower your volume.  Susana kicks us off with the case of sadistic serial murderer and rapist, Shawn Grate, who was hiding in plain sight and brought down by a courageous woman in the worst of circumstances. His callousness and complete disregard for his victims made this case truly shocking. ***ps: there's a hot debate about the death penalty at the end of the episode. Then Shaunelle does charity by improving the mood...

We're back! Sorry for the unexpected intermission, Susana had a small family emergency (it's all good now) and our schedule didn't allow for proper editing. Annnnyyyyyywayyyyyyy, enough with the excuses, as a treat, we kicked off this episode with the long awaited apology from Shaunelle to.......everyone.  Heads up, we have a longer than ususal episode for you and the content starts around the 20 min mark buttttttt, it's worth it because we have two interesting cases of deception for...

Chaos, thy name is this episode. We're going to go ahead and say this may be the most random episode we've ever recorded. Not only is it the Susana birthday episode but she basically had NO CASE and an epic Friends trivia battle ensued.  If you're not into banter and you want to get technical our actual content, this week, starts around the 25 min mark and we guarantee after listening you will ask yourself "if this is what they left in, what the hell didn't make the cut?" and we'll never...

Season 3 is here !!!! Did you miss us? We missed you. We actually intended our S3 release for last week but alas we got drunk at the cottage and did our nails instead. We're not saying you aren't a priority but we are saying that sometimes what you really need is diy budget mojitos and an action movie to set things right.  It should be noted that we kick off the episode discussing ways to scare the neighbours away....you know, typical Criminally Clueless antics. First up, Shaunelle brings us...

It's our season finale! Can you believe it? We're sorry to spring this on you but, to be fair, it took us by surprise as well.  In true Criminally Clueless Podcast fashion, we are ending the season with a bang....sort of. Shaunelle kicks the episode off by introducing Susana (and now you) to one of the most depraved terms she's ever learned. For sensitivity sake the actual definition of the term has been cut from the episode but Susana's response is enough to tell you NOT to look it up. If...

This week we kick things off with a well intentioned, albeit misplaced, apology to the blind/visually impaired community of Trinidad and Tobago....They know Shaunelle is sorry and we'll leave it at that. This rough start also came along with a tale of a mysterious horse death, a racist chasing children with knives and bad parenting. If you think any of the aforementioned topics will piss you off, this may not be the episode for you.  Shaunelle leads with her case of an adventurous Els Van...

Beware, we re-recorded the lost episode from last week and had lots to unpack including 2 (yes, two) stories of road rage with drastically different endings. The actual content starts around the 22 min mark.  With that said, Susana kicks us off with a tragic story of how a family was almost completely wiped out by a person who allowed their ego in the drivers seat. As if that wasn't enough it wouldn't really be a Susana case if you didn't leave absolutely gutted at the penalty, or lack...

To further Susana's education with English as a second language, in this episode she learns two new words: convoluted and cuckolded....as usual with us context is important. Up first, Shaunelle brings us the drama laden case of the murder of Howard Witkin. What's that saying? "too many cooks spoil the hit"? Then Susana gives us the case of a notorious serial rapist in Caracas Venezuela. The case is spanish but abuse of power is never lost in translation.  Check out our sources @...

Canada Eh?! If you're from here you know that we have a reputation for being...nice but the rogue few who choose to debunk that rep, take it to the next level. Case in point, Susana hits us with the notorious case of Paul Bernardo and his reign of terror in Ontario. We can all agree his crimes were heinous but it was the paricipation of his sidekick that really pissed people off.  Then Shaunelle brings us what may be the ultimate whodunit. 3 people dead in a hotel, no suspects and only the...

As usual, lots going on around here. We have a Boni update, proof of why you may not be able to trust Uber Eats and we saw Chris Rock's stand-up (we don't talk about it in this episode but we just had to let you know). Shaunelle is up to bat first with a tale of a Malaysian witch named Mona Fandey. She was the originator of main character energy and wasn't going to let something small like murder stop her from being the star she was born to be.  Then Susana follows with a story of a young...

We're going to go right ahead and tell you that you're not expecting the turn our second case takes. If you have a weak stomach, this is not the episode for you. Susana is up first this week with the case of a cheerleader. As a young girl dedicated to her sport of choice she would go to any length to ensure nothing jeopardized her ability to cheer. Nothing.....not even her own daughter.  Then Shaunelle covers the case of a budding rapper who, due to a series of events, relied on drugs to...

We're so sorry about last week. The flu tried to take out half the team (Shaunelle). 6 wasted hours at the ER and one round of antibiotics later and we're back! First up, Shaunelle covers the case of the eccentric John DuPont and Olympic super star David Schultz. John was obsessed with a sport he was forbidden to play and may have taken his frustrations and feelings of inadequacy out on an innocent victim. This case is short but not without it's surprises.  Then, Susana brings us a story of a...