Growing up, Mama Crockett had her hands full with three boys. Needless to say, she had to have some vocal arsenal, to strike the fear of god into her sons.  What she had, was 7 phrases that stuck with her boys all these years later.  Mom's out there, grab a pen and paper and write these down! 

There are just certain things you can't name your baby, and there are certain people you juts can't date.  But why?  Well, it's all in the name!